Chyeahhh Guevara 0-0 vs King Karaoke 0-0 - KAR WINS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 4th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Chyeahhh Guevara @King Karaoke

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you
Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
@King Karaoke

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker

Bye...

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
i really hope champ mayne wasn't meant to be champagne..lol wasn't feelin this
Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
dead @ fuckin a ghost, nah this wasn't good either man
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
nah man
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
nah
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you
negative
Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
lmao dead at this, it's funny but not a punch really
This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
gay
Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
pretty good actually

Tbh you didn't have much here at all, only thing quotable was your closer...


Vs



Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
nah..
Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
pretty good here
Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
ehh corny, meh at best
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
lol alright good
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
ehh not feelin
I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
decent
Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
coulda done something diff and Better with this, decent at best tho
Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker
nah man

This was pretty one sided, Guevara had one good one and King had a few. I got king for consistency.

Vote: king

[Greed]

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
Meh

Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you

This section is trash

Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
Wut.

This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
Weak

Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
Not great


Hi...

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
Ha

Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
Okay

Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
Mmhmm

Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
Lol

Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
Idgi

I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
Idk

Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
Ha

Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker
Okay

V kk

[~RustyGunZ~]

Phew

Planet x killed me

Ground breaking and tinfoil were good to

Rest was okay but Tomorrowland was forced as fuck

Vs


Nothing at all

Vote karaoke

[Cred]

Chyeah I liked ur closer

vs

San Andreas, implant, tinfoil

King took this one here way more consistent . Never read much from cheayh I liked his closer though.

V king kaorke

[ill nik-A]

Chyeah seen u come better than this, this is probably the worst I've read... That ghost line is nominee for the worst of all time

Kare
Planet X was dope, liked implant, San Andreas hit as did tin foil... Glad not too many current event stuff

Vote kare

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
nice attempt but this is definitely forced
Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
ok concept, but its not worded well enough to hit
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
meh, not really feeling the Jenner punches but this was one of the better ones this week
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
obscure science references do not make great bars unless you set them up properly, which i don't think was done here
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you
this one missed me.
Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
see what you're doing but not a huge fan
This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
meh
Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
this was cool

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
lols. light but nice opener
Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
light jab but cool
Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
not feeling this. maybe would hit more to me if he was in military
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
funny. other military-esque bar
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
don't have context for this
I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
ok
Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
didn't setup the paranoia but the concept is cool
Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker
what?

This was cool battle. Both had a few misses, but there were also some quality bars. Chyeahh had a few cool concepts that would have been stronger if worded differently. Karaoke had a consistently good verse, but there were a few lines that missed badly to me. Overall, Karaoke had much better wording and also beats Mr. Guevara on creativity, but Chyeahh dropped a decent read.

Vote King Karaoke

[Tic]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
Not feeling this
Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
Nah you could've flipped this better. Still bland.
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
This was ok.
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
Not feeling this.
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you
Nah
Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
Not this either
This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
I liked this.
Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
Like this too.
@King Karaoke

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
Cool personal.
Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
Nah.
Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
Bug out bag? Idk.
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
Lol. Idk if he is fat, but if so, dope.
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
Ehhh.
I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
I don't pronounce it that way, so this is a miss for me. Otherwise would've been nice.
Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
Decent.
Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker
Nah.
Bye...

This is pretty one sided to me. Chyea had a couple of decent lines, but Karaoke was consistent as usual and did enough to take this. Thought he had some cool lines.

V/ Karaoke

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

Those kangaroo gloves better have horse shoes in em
You’s a champ mayne?
Pop off! this toast’ll leave holes the size of cork screws in em
credit for the idea but too forced
Putin King in front of your name when you known for Russian yah quotes
Everyone around’ here agrees you’re fucking nothing, like you fuckin a ghost
not hard hitting at all
It’s 2015 you shy boy! even Catilyn Jenner posed for a pic
this week’s NBL Mag the cover should read, “My name’s Karoake, but call me a Bitch”
sick of Jenner lines
I bet the reflection of your complexion in your Vanity mirror is so Fair
Think Zero point energy, how these lighting strikes are coming from nowhere
nah
I’ll Grave stomp you and anyone who resembles the dude
Throw dirt on your name, then we’ll all lip sync a tune in remembrance of you
nope
Put you in your place, use 1 finger to mush in yah face
All predictions aside, I bet I can get yah earth’s pussy to quake
no way
This here’s a signature ass whoopin, don’t ever try me guy
I think it’s ironic how you on the down low, smoke weed, then get High and Bi
not feeling
Slaying these kids, I’ll deebo whatever lane you in
And have your whip wrapped around a pole just to show you how that Mercedes bends
you shouldn't be suggesting he has a Mercedes ( unless it's common knowledge that he does, then I'll shut up)
@King Karaoke

Vs

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
haha nice
Youre not known for battling, youre just known for controversy
If this is your ground breaking performance, then San Andreas is oscar worthy
ok
Theres more food than supplies in ur kit, ur nothing but a phony bruh
Youre fat as fuck and your bug out bag is suffering from insectophobia
nah
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
haha funny shit
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach
not bad
I got haymakers for days, its not hard to knock out this puny prick
After i throw the first punch, Two more'll land like the George Clooney flick
ok
Snitches get stitches and everyone knows that this boy'll rat
So the next piece of metal that goes to your head wont be a tinfoil hat
ok
Your posts prove youre schizophrenic, dont deny it u sucker
U throw a blanket over 2 chairs, climb under & say youre live from a bunker
not feeling

Bye...

Pretty one sided in my opinion. There wasn't bad ideas from first dude in my opinion just everything worded so that it didn't hit or wasn't executed properly. Kk had some funny shit and was pretty solid all round as well.

V/King Karaoke

[El Muffin]

Chyeahh
champ Mayne does not sound like shampaine. Dig me
Ghost was awfully corny
jenner. So tired of these
zero point energy. I get it but eh
dirt on ur name ok. But that's more snf
Mercedes Benz . See what u did But nothing too creative/extraordinary

Kara
opener made me lol irl
groundbreaking ok
bug out nah
implant haha lotb thus far
Howard beach humorous. Dug it
I don't get the George Clooney one. I haven't watched a new movie in a longtime
tinfoil was too simple/seemed easy
live from the bunker was humorous too

V/Kara

I like those Bars where u were fooling around

U know wat I'm talm bout

Those r refreshing

Moar plz

[Junto]

First 8 from Chyeeaa I wasn't feelin.
Earth pussy to quake was cool...
High Bi was ok.
Mercedes bends, eh.

Vs.

Your baby mother left u cuz youre weird, probably regrets ever having sex
Good dads sing Twinkle, Twinkle to their kids, not tell them about Planet X
Grew up chubby, kids clowned u till your eyes filled with tears
The government didnt implant shit in you, youve had those tits for years
Youre not from my hood, Ima let it air if I even see this coward reach
My whole style screams Far Rock, urs giggles then whispers Howard beach

haha Kar came wit some comedy man. Planet X was nice. Implant was funny.
Giggles then whispers howard beach was hilarious... LOTB to me
Groundbreaking performance & tinfoil hat were cool too

Good to see you back my nigga

V/ KK

[john hensley]

Chyeah

opener was ok. Fucking nothing was too simple, lots of flips off ''fucking'' whether it's fucking stupid, fucking dumb, etc etc. seen a lot of jenner lines this week, including my own, this one was ok. Zero point energy was fresh. Lip sync was solid. Quake line was eh. High and bi I didnt feel so much. Closer was cool.

Overall verse was up and down but you had some nice spots for sure. Thought u whiffed on a few though.


Karaoke

opener was kinda funny but didn't hit that hard to me. Didnt do enough with the groundbreaking concept to make it fresh to me. Bug out was a cool idea, didn't connect great tho. The implant line was nice on him lol. Not getting the far rock line. George clooney was decent. Tinfoil hat was simple but still hits on him. Closer was hilarious..




I don't know if i've read very many chyeah verses.. honestly it was better than i'd expected due to that. Some of the concepts were a little poorly executed, but u had a couple good lines like the lip sync, and the zero point concept was a fresh idea.. but KK was funnier, had smoother wording, and also had more quoteables.

V/ karaoke