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1. Throw a stool in a bar brawl
2. Dropkick somebody the same way Goldar dropkicks, and land on my back and everything 3. Get a shitload of money after a random family member died, use it to buy a Winnebago and travel around the US for a few months.
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ive been thinking about number 3 myself. that shit would be dope as hell. and i really wanna do it
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In my soul I am a wanderer, I want to travel the world, I want to sleep on beaches, I want to get lost in jungles, I want to swim with the dolphins and walk with the wolves.
In my mind I know I'll probably die here.
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Go to Japan
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Japan is a weird fucking place brah. But the women are easy as fuck.
If you ever go, you'll need to meet up with a tour guide or a local that speaks English. Otherwise you're gonna have a tough time
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TAGS :D
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One of those "Bucket List" things, dig? Word @ english speaking tour guide, tho. Technology is amazing, bro. I'll just have people speak in to my phone and let the APP translate it, lolol... |
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Kill someone and get away with it
Could you murder and then pretend to just be a crazy nutjob to avoid jail and be put in a mental institution?? |
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Nah dude. I couldn't live with that. It'd have to be a situation where it was my life or theirs. I think I'd be able to process that a lot better.
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take a real, honest-to-god phantom shit
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I wanna streak doesnt matter where or what sport
I just want my balls to hang loose like of avocados in the wind |
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I've been having thoughts about killing for a little over a year now. To the point where I would plan it out. Imagine it. And think about if I could get away with it. I'm pretty sure I can, it doesn't seem that hard to do. Find someone you have no connection with. An hour or two away from where you live. Dead of night, find someone walking. Either shank them or get a revolver since they don't drop shells, preferably steal one from someone. Not a family member or friend. That would be the hardest part. Bring a change of clothes. After said crime is committed change clothes, put old set into a duffel bag. Drive home. Dig a hole either in back yard or rando field. Drop back in hole, set it on fire and make sure it burns completely. If using a knife either bury it deep or try to melt it with a blowtorch? Don't know if that would work so if it won't and you don't want to bury it, get a 5 gallon bucket, pour some concrete mix halfway, drop knife in then fill it the other half. Drop in deep pond or ocean, while you're on a "fishing trip"
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Well, detectives dig into your internet records so you'll have to use a different approach
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If I'm a suspect they do
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Learn kung fu in a monastery
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I was under the impression that they are very wary of Americans Specially native japanese
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Bermuda triangles a hoax
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And a chick pulled me over to her table where a bunch of her friends were and she said verbatim "me and my friends speciarize in brack guys" It was a huge turn off but nah...them chicks are down to fuck. More so than the Eskimos of Alaska
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That just meant all them hoes had Jericho Walls
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