earliest & worst bars you've ever posted that still exist

[boof]

just checked those b-boys archives out

picked 2 lines from each battle. 2002

Originally Posted by Rank 1

Comin thru tha shadows, ready ta dominate this battle//
Insignificant assholes, pissin blood out they bladda//

Leave you tattered and scattered deep in the shaolin slums...
I Impale your ass with mics just to help pound in the cum...(the cum in his ass)

So now u bitch and cussin, ya flow of mist is rustin//
Fag, theres been more liquids(cum) in ya hole(mouth) than a piss bucket//

cum lines FOR DAYS

[Witty]

I have never written anything that was not pure gold.

Lol I'm lying...I'm sure there's some embarassing shit on RB, I'll take a look when I'm on a pc.

[~RustyGunZ~]

tried the waybackmachine

otherwise nothing older than like 2012 is around :\

[Sharp]

i dropped some laaaaaaaaaaaaame shit on NC1

RIP

definitely some awful attempts at getting a text footing but I think I still have the shit in a notepad doc somewhere lol

[oats]

ah I wish I could find shit from planetrap or rapsearch, but I think those places are long gone. that was like 2001-2003 shit, would be hilariously terrible.

but, from my 2010 comeback:

vs. McDodne

I need some advice, someone help with this shit please
I feel obese really, guilty cuz I'm about to binge on McD's
I'm serious though, don't even bother mentioning polls
this kid is AIMing at my head, too bad he's gettin checked by his parental controls
I'll let it be known even though I promised your mommy
she was raped by the Hamburglar and out came McDodne
if you didn't know by now, you can see that I'm all vet
droppin rhymes? look at your age son, you even dropped your balls yet?
destiny or death? then I guess someday what you write might be read
cuz only the good die young, so it looks like you got a long life ahead!

and my first topicals, which are all pretty terrible:

Introducing Oatmeal

settle down everyone, I don't want to hear any interruptions
allow me to borrow your attention for this little introduction
my name is oatmeal, and most kids think that I'm plenty cool
but get to know me and you'll see I dip my toes in many pools
since I'm on this site I like to write, as you probably could guess
but I also like to surf, read, play music and trade ETF's
got my series 7, I'm clearly pleasant and that's an understatement
you may have noticed I encourage proper grammar and punctuation...

Oatmeal Anonymous

check it, OA runs this internet shit
forget it, this ain't just another text rip
so let this be a warning, don't fuck with the best, shit
cuz when we drop yall get chicken, we just get chicks

Musical Chemistry

Get It Girl

[boof]

lmao that middle one is hilarious

[El Muffin]

lol.

I got one. somewhere in archives that goes like

"I brandish knives..then go str8 for this dudes throat
Cause your rhymes are Sub Par..like Minature Golf on a U-Boat"

/thread

[El Muffin]

or some terrible wordplay like..

from 04

Its Saddam Shame no one cares Hussien it

what nigga

He wouldn't bet on this match Casinos hes not better than me

latters not forced but still looool

[El Muffin]

or some terrible wordplay like..

from 04

Its Saddam Shame no one cares Hussien it

what nigga

He wouldn't bet on this match Casinos hes not better than me

latters not forced but still looool

[El Muffin]

or some terrible wordplay like..

from 04

Its Saddam Shame no one cares Hussien it

what nigga

He wouldn't bet on this match Casinos hes not better than me

latters not forced but still looool

[Witty]

This is the earliest topical verse I could find, from when I was FIFTEEN lmao wtf.

My life is in pieces,my soul is shattered and bruised
My strife never ceases,as I try not to let my insanity loose
My brain is a demon,and my heart is an empty pit
I've lost any sense of meaning,and my consience has quit
Trying to tell me the difference,between what's right and what's wrong
I feel empty inside..................and that's why I'm writing this song
I'm a posessed human being,my soul is a shelter for sin
Instead of blocking off this pain,my mind's just letting it in
I hate my actions,but I continue to pursue these evil deeds
I gain satisfaction,when other people fall on thier knees and bleed
My sickness is prolonged,I'm waiting for the end,waiting in vain
Something is wrong,I've failed in my attempts of sedating the pain
I try to occupy my mind,with memories of happy times,and joy
but to my brain my demons climb,and my mind is destroyed
The devil is within me,I can feel him in every part of my being
attempting to kill me,by putting in front of my eyes,the pain I'm seeing
gone are the days of a joyous childhood,my friends have abandoned me
I'd try to make some more if I could,but with me comes catastrophe
I've been sentenced to a life of solitude,just me and my thoughts
And all this time I thought I could,just ignore what I'd been previously taught
They warned me that my shallow actions,would lead to sheer defeat
And now my mellow passion,has been transformed to searing heat
My inner child has been wiped and erased,destined to be forgotten
left behind is and empty space,which holds my soul......dead and rotten
My whole life has been haunting,so my wait for peace is impatient
People always hating,taunting,that my demons are a figment of imagination
But they don't hear what I hear,and they don't see what I see
It's like the more I persevere,the further I get from finding the key
I used to think that it was just a feeling,but now it is easy to see
That I'm not possessed by demons,but that the demon is me.

[Witty]

And this was the oldest topical battle I could find, though I am 100% sure there are older battles somewhere on RB, this is from 2006, I was sixteen in this one. I lost :(

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...vs-The-Witness

[Orc]

in researching for this, i just seen a post by me dated 8 years ago on a website, that is weird as fuck. i was 16

[Orc]

found one from 2007 vs a guy called john witherspoon

u'd swear english was my second language wtf was i talking about hahaha


...Hades! vs John Witherspoon (January 2007)

My Best Yet? Its Never Uncoiled To These Fiends And When You Lose You Try Make It Seem
Like Im Silently Mean, But Theres No Complaints When I 'Shit All Over John' Like A 'Toilet Routine'
03?! You've Never Elevated After All This Time? This Games Like Chess But With Talk Of Dying
We Just Sigh When We See : 'Witherspoon, Movies Awful' Like Harsh Reviews Of 'Walk The Line'
(Witherspoon Move He's Awful)
3 Bars And This Hater Is Done Plus Im The Best Here, There's A Reason I Hail From Above
I Peeped Your Fucked Up Location
^^^ So Im 'Quick To Bad Mouth New York' Like 'Most Of The Bitches On Flavour Of Love'
Johnny Is Shit And Scared Yo' His Style Is Monotonous He Dont Bite He Flips Ive Heard Though
I Can Say Honestly That This Dude Hasnt Dropped ANYTHING 'Close To Fire' Since He Dissed NFURNO
On RW He's Small As Fuck And No Flagrant Statin' But Your Leavin' Empty Handed Ain't No Takin' Stuff
His Battle Record? Well We Seen Him 'Dunne : Dropped By Stevo' Like 'Jackass Was Making Cuts'

[Hush]

Fire

[boof]

Originally Posted by Orc

(Witherspoon Move He's Awful)

rofl explanations are too funny

[Placer]

damn yal going down memory lane.

[yzeOne]

I can proudly say I never did a cum line...

I was very terrible in '00, however... pretty sure I don't want to dig that skeleton up... went to RM for a year in '02 and everything past '03 was at least readable... I'm sure I had some bars that were below par... but I have no idea where to find them :P

[kannon]

I remember one of the first verses I ever posted started out like this...



NOW LET ME SPEAK ON THIS SITUATION...
I BE BRINGING THE HEAT, YOU BE BRINGING YA PLAYA HATIN
I BE KEEPIN IT REAL, WHILE THE FUNK YOU BE FAKIN
YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ALL OF THIS MONEY I BE MAKIN

[Mr. J]

Hmmm....all the sites I used are down now...thankfully...but I do remember a few lines


Your gang could get the fangs like vampires
keep your war stories for boy scout camp fires
I (w)rap fire & balled like your aunts tires
swerve boy, before I grasp the spinach can tighter

heh