My goldfish is at the vet

dull boy · 01-07-2015, 04:24 PM

He just hasn't been the same since my son stole the scuba diving figure from his tank. He stopped eating and for a while we would take him out and feed him through a tube, but the vet said removing him so often was dangerous. I just don't know what to do. My girlfriend is sobbing regularly and it's keeping me up at night. I honestly could give a fuck less. They have more just like him at Petsmart. I tried replacing him, but my girlfriend apparently has a photographic memory when it comes to the details of our fish and spotted the imposter in no time. This has left me sleeping on the couch where I'm forced to stare at the empty fishbowl all night. It's started to get to me.

Anyone been through anything similar? I could sure use the guidance of such reputable people as yourselves.

If any of you want to visit (@Destroyer), we won't be here because that's stupid, but my fish could probably use the moral support.

Wise Wiggles · 01-07-2015, 04:27 PM

I said hey mr fish
You get all that you wish..

Batty · 01-07-2015, 04:34 PM

It has been said that fish have no feelings.

This may help you to set your peoples minds at ease.

Fig · 01-07-2015, 04:40 PM

There is no place for fish in God's Kingdom

Destroyer · 01-07-2015, 04:41 PM

cook and eat it tbh

YDK · 01-07-2015, 04:42 PM

Fill the fishbowl with flat sprite
If it kills him blame it on being sick

Problem over time to move on

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-07-2015, 04:51 PM

I don't think this thread.

It is mocking the death of a dog, the greatest creature on God's earth.

Badweather · 01-07-2015, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

If any of you want to visit (@Destroyer), we won't be here because that's stupid, but my fish could probably use the moral support.

Lololol

Inno · 01-08-2015, 09:04 AM

99 problems tag tho lol

01-07-2015, 04:24 PM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	My goldfish is at the vet He just hasn't been the same since my son stole the scuba diving figure from his tank. He stopped eating and for a while we would take him out and feed him through a tube, but the vet said removing him so often was dangerous. I just don't know what to do. My girlfriend is sobbing regularly and it's keeping me up at night. I honestly could give a fuck less. They have more just like him at Petsmart. I tried replacing him, but my girlfriend apparently has a photographic memory when it comes to the details of our fish and spotted the imposter in no time. This has left me sleeping on the couch where I'm forced to stare at the empty fishbowl all night. It's started to get to me. Anyone been through anything similar? I could sure use the guidance of such reputable people as yourselves. If any of you want to visit (@Destroyer), we won't be here because that's stupid, but my fish could probably use the moral support. Last edited by dull boy; 01-07-2015 at 04:26 PM.

01-07-2015, 04:27 PM	#2
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I said hey mr fish You get all that you wish.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

01-07-2015, 04:40 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	There is no place for fish in God's Kingdom __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-07-2015, 04:42 PM	#6
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Fill the fishbowl with flat sprite If it kills him blame it on being sick Problem over time to move on __________________

01-07-2015, 04:34 PM	#3
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	It has been said that fish have no feelings. This may help you to set your peoples minds at ease.

01-07-2015, 04:51 PM	#7
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	I don't think this thread. It is mocking the death of a dog, the greatest creature on God's earth.

01-08-2015, 09:04 AM	#9
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	99 problems tag tho lol