Week 7 Mag

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Intro

Sup guys, sorry for the delay. But we all need extensions right? now @King Karaoke put your verse up. Last week we had our first champ match and hopefully it starts a trend of dope battles for the NBL crown. Congrats to kar for the win.

Reviews

Champ Match: Karaoke vs Allen Knight
Dope inaugural champ match, props to both guys for their 5-0 runs. Hard to quote just one or two bars from both guys tbh. Karaoke had some heavy personals that were flipped really well that made for a heavy personal verse against Allen. AK came with some cool wordplay but if he had any problem it was how many nameflips he used. Some of it was dope like Nightcap but by the end it felt like there were a lot of those nameflips.

Contender Match: Cashius vs Swerve
Alright battle, these guys have dropped hotter but still a good read tbh. Swerve had a great verse for keying under the gun but in general it was alright, well worded but nothing too harsh. His Strikta line was a funny take on a Cash flip and the manziel and hitman lines were cool. Cashius was a more polished and had harder hitting bars, his Top Five line was dope, Patellar was slick and Big Ben was funny with the rest being consistent. He took it by shutout and moves onto the champ match while Swerve catches the 'did not vote' ban.

Destroyer 3-2 Vs Amen 3-2
Cool battle, both guys came alright with nothing too major that lead to voters picking who had the harsher bars. Voters were split between Destro's Amiable and selfie lines and Amen's Dest-a-knee and Cash flow lines. Honestly I thought Amen's flips were either meh or straight up forced but he had wording on his side. It was close and I'm a little surprised there weren't more votes for Destroyer but the consensus is that Amen got it and moves on to the contender match.

Blanco Bishop 2-3 Vs Timeless 0-1
Cool battle and mad close. Good read. Timeless is more of a topical cat but he's come into his own battling style and had some harder bars than I've seen from him. His follow the dollar and Promise lines were mad cool. Blanco's got some concise, more NC-style wording that can get formulaic if overdone but I like his use of it. The Asia Air and Blasio lines were cool. It came down to consistency and most voters gave it to Blanco on a split decision.

Potatosacklegend 0-5 Vs Junto 0-0
Alright battle. PSL is making steps toward harsh bars and it showed here with his cajun line. He's got a good handle on wordplay, with some harder execution and wordplay he'll be a stronger competitor for sure. Junto showed up, never seen him before but he's got some text experience. The moving trees line was cool, and the voters all agreed that he had a stronger overall verse. Looking forward to seeing more from both.





Battle of the Week
-King Karaoke vs Allen Knight-

King Karaoke

Hi...

All your lines are either about sportscenter or "I'll stab you with blade or the knife"
U make all those sports references yet u look like u've never played one a day in your life
We laughed when u called yourself Maserati, somebody must've told this jerk wrong
You're only allowed to nickname urself after the cars u own, not the ones u worked on
And that video you posted proved that you're as quiet as a mouse
How do u expect us to believe that u have a social life when u could barely get out the house
Your crib is small as hell, newborn pussy couldn't be tighter
& ur car's a piece of shit, anyone who thinks that Honda slaps hasn't played street fighter
I was Nbl champ, u were rb champ...our "We are the champions" collab couldn't be greater
Guess that idea sounded Ridiculous to you when you winded up losing to him a week later
I've beat you before, I don't have to try hard to drop you
You couldn't be a step above the competition if you were Ndamukong Suh
It's crazy how our crew had so much talent yet you suck
Had a crush on every member, you wanted each Bad Guy inside of you like Negaduck
Your lines are as flat as a chick with no chest
Don't know why you call yourself a riot writer when your shit's more like a civil protest

Bye...

Allen Knight

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Karaoke View Post
I really almost left over Amen's pic, u'd understand if u've ever been near the hood
All we got in common is that it takes a headshot to make either of us to leave here for good

so trademarks a vag for postin pics?, we kno the deal rookie
ironic you ducked & called Ambush but its no surprise your the real pussy
u wont win w/ that wordin, u gruesome fuck
cuz Carolina urs is flipped & mangled worse than cam newtons truck
ur not black faggot, ur asian as fuck u clown
ur Yellow King & it wont take a new season of true detective to hunt u down
ur crews a bunch of faggots, that hawk ur john
cuz Cariaso gay u let'em take turns in u at all sides & angles like a octagon
try puttin a bounty on my head, my ruger blast jaws
cuz if u come at Nightcap then 1 shot to ur fuckin mouth is ur last call
ur slut's a hideous creature, that ho is a bust
last bitch Kerosene naked would make our eyes instantly explode in disgust
ur archive has endless trash, belongs out in a can,b
shits dont just Philbin, it could overflow landfills from ur house to miami
ur ashamed of urself n u dont have kush or a bitch
cuz ur Lion King, & ur face has more scars then gettin pushed off a cliff


Karaoke wins 8-0