Backpackers? More like fudgepackers, am I RIGHT?!

dull boy · 08-12-2013, 12:59 AM

Hey guys, this here internet rap battle board is the only place I've ever managed to earn any respect. So I cling to it, and cry like a little girl if I lose a battle. Look at these pictures of me grilling food. I have no real friends. Nerd rap is for nerds who got made fun of in 7th grade, what losers. Who gets made fun of in school? Nerds, that's who. The type who end up being 30 years old posting on Hip Hop forums about dragons, I mean vampires. The type of nerds who get hurt feelings over competitive internet Hip Hop battles, where they write corny jokes that rhyme and use personal shit they only know about each other because they spend so much of their nerdy lives on that forum. Better not let me, @ill nik-A, catch one of these backpacking types on MY ultra non-nerdy internet Hip Hop forum, because I'll let them know about themselves real quick. Nah, nah... I'll pink slip battle challenge them! Yeah. Then I'll have the accomplishment added to my custom avatar. That's G. Not nerdy at all.

Excuse my correct spelling and proper use of punctuation. I don't know what came over me.

Holler.

Vulgar · 08-12-2013, 01:30 AM

Welcome!

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dull boy · 08-12-2013, 01:38 AM

Vulgar, you seem like you're good at writing. Think you could help me out with my online dating profile? All I have now is...

'Salutations'

Strikta · 08-12-2013, 01:41 AM

loool @ this

Vulgar · 08-12-2013, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Vulgar, you seem like you're good at writing. Think you could help me out with my online dating profile? All I have now is...

'Salutations'

Certainly. I would consider using Rawn as a reference for advanced underwater shark wrestling, a series of circuits occurring on over 30 exclusive tropical islands where the view at night is so pristine you can almost observe Nibiru descending to the Earth.

nah but really, post a picture that emphasizes your physical acumen (assuming you can twerk it like a beast) and I'd also advise consulting Aero the Oracle for texting advice.

....TEAM RICAN STAND UPP

dull boy · 08-12-2013, 02:15 AM

Shark wrestler. Seasoned tropical island traveler. Picture of myself jerking it.

Give me more.

KZVR · 08-12-2013, 02:15 AM

lmao0o0o0o

ill nika would suck the tip of jay z's cock if he was asked what his last meal on earth wud be

ill nika the type of nigga to call dudes nerds and then cry and throw a tantrum after losing a text battle

lol @ people being morons for supporting artists outside of mainstream

this dude trying wayyy too hard to be relevant

mid life crisis a bitch huh fagg0t?

roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kys asap

KZVR · 08-12-2013, 02:16 AM

ill nika's idea of sexual bliss is shoving jayz's platinum plaque up his fucking asshole

Vulgar · 08-12-2013, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Picture of myself jerking it.

No, no, I meant like a Masai back definition avatar, only less creepy and more approachable. Like yourself in casual beach or swimming pool attire, appearing to be social and happy about your predicament in life.

edit; just realized I started talking about pics. You specifically stated 'profile' writing. Oops.

Vulgar · 08-12-2013, 02:28 AM

Self portraits with leafblowers may also be ideal.

ill nik-A · 08-12-2013, 07:24 AM

Another attempt cuz I made u feel stupid

My two haters combined... Tell me who is pathetic here

Roflzzzz

This nigga gotta man crush

Paragraph execution by wack faggot fudge packer

08-12-2013, 09:11 AM

I have brochures n pamflits on shark venture in tropical settings on deck

Wise Wiggles · 08-12-2013, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Hey guys, this here internet rap battle board is the only place I've ever managed to earn any respect. So I cling to it, and cry like a little girl if I lose a battle. Look at these pictures of me grilling food. I have no real friends. Nerd rap is for nerds who got made fun of in 7th grade, what losers. Who gets made fun of in school? Nerds, that's who. The type who end up being 30 years old posting on Hip Hop forums about dragons, I mean vampires. The type of nerds who get hurt feelings over competitive internet Hip Hop battles, where they write corny jokes that rhyme and use personal shit they only know about each other because they spend so much of their nerdy lives on that forum. Better not let me, @ill nik-A, catch one of these backpacking types on MY ultra non-nerdy internet Hip Hop forum, because I'll let them know about themselves real quick. Nah, nah... I'll pink slip battle challenge them! Yeah. Then I'll have the accomplishment added to my custom avatar. That's G. Not nerdy at all.

Excuse my correct spelling and proper use of punctuation. I don't know what came over me.

Holler.

QFT

Nika kinda lame irl obv.. lol!

ill nik-A · 08-12-2013, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

QFT

Nika kinda lame irl obv.. lol!

When dull boy (perfect name), ksvrs and whys ways come together they make a Jansport u guys are like the voltron of fudge packers

Wise Wiggles · 08-12-2013, 09:28 AM

Post up more of those ultra-manly-tropical drinks big guy!

Hush · 08-12-2013, 12:24 PM

Intest piqued

veritas · 08-12-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

Inteth piqued

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Hush · 08-12-2013, 01:34 PM

Ur pathetic lol

08-12-2013, 12:59 AM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Backpackers? More like fudgepackers, am I RIGHT?! Hey guys, this here internet rap battle board is the only place I've ever managed to earn any respect. So I cling to it, and cry like a little girl if I lose a battle. Look at these pictures of me grilling food. I have no real friends. Nerd rap is for nerds who got made fun of in 7th grade, what losers. Who gets made fun of in school? Nerds, that's who. The type who end up being 30 years old posting on Hip Hop forums about dragons, I mean vampires. The type of nerds who get hurt feelings over competitive internet Hip Hop battles, where they write corny jokes that rhyme and use personal shit they only know about each other because they spend so much of their nerdy lives on that forum. Better not let me, @ill nik-A, catch one of these backpacking types on MY ultra non-nerdy internet Hip Hop forum, because I'll let them know about themselves real quick. Nah, nah... I'll pink slip battle challenge them! Yeah. Then I'll have the accomplishment added to my custom avatar. That's G. Not nerdy at all. Excuse my correct spelling and proper use of punctuation. I don't know what came over me. Holler.

08-12-2013, 09:28 AM	#15
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Post up more of those ultra-manly-tropical drinks big guy! __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

08-12-2013, 12:24 PM	#16
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Intest piqued __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-12-2013, 01:34 PM	#18
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Ur pathetic lol __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-12-2013, 01:30 AM	#2
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Welcome! 16

08-12-2013, 01:38 AM	#3
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Vulgar, you seem like you're good at writing. Think you could help me out with my online dating profile? All I have now is... 'Salutations'

08-12-2013, 01:41 AM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	loool @ this

08-12-2013, 02:15 AM	#6
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Shark wrestler. Seasoned tropical island traveler. Picture of myself jerking it. Give me more.

08-12-2013, 02:15 AM	#7
KZVR Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 189 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 37	lmao0o0o0o ill nika would suck the tip of jay z's cock if he was asked what his last meal on earth wud be ill nika the type of nigga to call dudes nerds and then cry and throw a tantrum after losing a text battle lol @ people being morons for supporting artists outside of mainstream this dude trying wayyy too hard to be relevant mid life crisis a bitch huh fagg0t? roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kys asap

08-12-2013, 02:16 AM	#8
KZVR Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 189 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 37	ill nika's idea of sexual bliss is shoving jayz's platinum plaque up his fucking asshole

08-12-2013, 02:28 AM	#10
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Self portraits with leafblowers may also be ideal.

08-12-2013, 07:24 AM	#11
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	Another attempt cuz I made u feel stupid My two haters combined... Tell me who is pathetic here Roflzzzz This nigga gotta man crush Paragraph execution by wack faggot fudge packer

08-12-2013, 09:11 AM	#12
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