Defiant vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS

Orc · 01-23-2018, 11:43 AM

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Sunday,
Voting ends Thursday,
Battles that lack votes may close later.

One sided battles may get closed early.

Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines

General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Swerve @Defiant

Swerve · 01-24-2018, 12:13 AM

Hi. 10.

Defiant · 01-24-2018, 01:23 PM

Yeah

Swerve · 01-29-2018, 12:28 AM

EXT

Swerve · 01-30-2018, 12:29 AM

Quick no show 10.

People listen when I speak, they always feeling it bud,
So the only things that fall on def ears are hoop earrings and studs.
Dude just ducking again, you won't show up for this fight,
They say appearances can be deceiving...you never tricked anyone in your life.
Why they even let you in this? Bro you aint hurting me,
Onto the next round...you're more of a bypass than coronary surgery.
Might win if you get some sheep votes, but I can relate,
It's Def leading the blind...which matches the only way that he can date.
You being compared to Lotto makes sense, its getting you rattled,
Cause there's about a one in a million chance that you're actually seeing this battle.

Pinot Grij · 01-30-2018, 10:34 PM

Opener is cool.
Appearances is dope.
Bypass is ok.
Date -- ehh.
Closer is funny.

Cool lil no-show. Not just throwaway bullshit. Nice stuff.

Barcotic · 01-31-2018, 09:03 AM

opener was proper
next bar hit

filler after that but likely still would have pulled the dub tbh

01-23-2018, 11:43 AM	#1
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Defiant vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS THE WINTER CLASSIC The Premier Text Battling Tournament Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Sunday, Voting ends Thursday, Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are normally 24 hours (unless requested otherwise, that is), can be no longer than 48 hours and have to be granted by your opponent. Line Limit: Min. = 10 lines Max. = 24 lines The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced. Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @Swerve @Defiant

01-24-2018, 12:13 AM	#2
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	Hi. 10. __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-29-2018, 12:28 AM	#4
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	EXT __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-30-2018, 12:29 AM	#5
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	Quick no show 10. People listen when I speak, they always feeling it bud, So the only things that fall on def ears are hoop earrings and studs. Dude just ducking again, you won't show up for this fight, They say appearances can be deceiving...you never tricked anyone in your life. Why they even let you in this? Bro you aint hurting me, Onto the next round...you're more of a bypass than coronary surgery. Might win if you get some sheep votes, but I can relate, It's Def leading the blind...which matches the only way that he can date. You being compared to Lotto makes sense, its getting you rattled, Cause there's about a one in a million chance that you're actually seeing this battle. __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-30-2018, 10:34 PM	#6
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195061	Opener is cool. Appearances is dope. Bypass is ok. Date -- ehh. Closer is funny. Cool lil no-show. Not just throwaway bullshit. Nice stuff. __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

01-24-2018, 01:23 PM	#3
Defiant Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,121 Battle Record: 31-50 Champed - Time to Kill I Rep Power: 6442244	Yeah

01-31-2018, 09:03 AM	#7
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,494 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	opener was proper next bar hit filler after that but likely still would have pulled the dub tbh