05-27-2018, 07:52 PM | #1 |
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05-27-2018, 09:01 PM | #2 |
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24?
Okay, Sounds good Wtf dude. Is the due date due tonight at 11:59 or tomorrow 11:59 @Cred @Incredible Last edited by Lenox; 05-30-2018 at 10:29 PM. |
05-28-2018, 05:48 AM | #3 |
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Yeh 20 or 24 , just match who drops first.
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05-28-2018, 01:44 PM | #4 |
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06-01-2018, 12:16 AM | #5 |
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Lennox, this anime fag sold out Joey to Roc with you, that’s crazy kid I bet ya Dame Dash for thinkin you can carry Bleek as long as Jay-z did There’s money on y’all head so we’ve been waitin on this bout all week 4 the right price...income bullets to there chest leavin their outcome bleak & if outcome Bleak…I bet this right cross will let his soul be healed He’ll be knockin on heaven’s door while Lenox overlooks a Holyfield Lenny...You say you trynna turn it around, kid try to market a better story Still I'm behind you...This animal spraying from the back jus marking my territory You been getting groomed on kik, there's no other way to call it buddy, Now you March to the beat of a different drum since Bongo left you walking funny This sloppy faggot can't help you, ya'll lames won't do a single thing Never had a line worth shoutin about, ain't gone change under Bleaks bingo wing Most Hated? Soon we won’t be able to I.D. these pair of contenders I got 4 clips on the waist & 2 shoulder straps like a pair of suspenders Who let y’all in this tourney? People get cold chills if we comparin ya Cuz y’all look more outta place than a Jamaican bobsled team in America Think about it, if Len lookin to learn from the best, who would mention ya name? This desperate lame got some Loose Logic but kid ain't got no sense or No Shame You didn't see me n body comin, your closeness is awkward for the rest of us They could say here you landed the odd couple but that's more than fuckin generous Lennox, I bet if we tussle you'd buckle & B for this scuffle you need muscle Cause right now ya'll more of a push-over than Jordan's last shot on Russell Lenox invited his cavalry but they already Army with a super llama & when it spits bullets shred thru these jarheads like a gunfight in Futurama plus ya momma fat.
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BS cool but fake joog would get flattened, no sense of humor having English muffin cuck fgt ass needs to gtfo we don't accept you
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The pizza boy? Here's some meds: you formed tags w/ a bore fag Lace this thread & snatch Body, Masking YOUR Problem w/ chloroform rags Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal Name's bleak, but Serta YOUR type. Purple got me grilling opps Chop fresh out the Box, Spring loaded to rest they heads on Pillow tops I dice prey, toss bits and pieces out the window on the ride back Type of shit make 1 Body look like Memorial counts in Chiraq Bombz strapped to Body w/ suicide vests on, crying's worthless. In other words: locked together & on OUR word, they dying virgins We the splash bros, snatch hoes from range while these lame's beggin Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons. Talk shit & eat a clip, im quick to bust toys. keep that bitch on my waist, squeezing more ratchets in ya face than NBA Youngboy My knuckles do damage to pussies, but not to mention. I got black thoughts, I’ll give u a hard beat till ur soul hits the 9th dimension. dumb faggot enbombz, swaying before the verse? u ain’t a sheer veteran’. I’ll put the banana clip to his grill, just to give bombz a better idea of extensions. cred merkd u then let me have a turn, those gun bars had u takin’ shells. .. But from the looks of that battle.. body already dug his own grave himself.
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06-02-2018, 01:32 AM | #7 |
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Lennox, this anime fag sold out Joey to Roc with you, that’s crazy kid
I bet ya Dame Dash for thinkin you can carry Bleek as long as Jay-z did (pretty dated wordplay. on the bleak/bleek. i remember canibus did it.. but since its a nameplay itll get a pass.. and it was a personal. this is ok) There’s money on y’all head so we’ve been waitin on this bout all week 4 the right price...income bullets to there chest leavin their outcome bleak (this i didnt like though. the tie ins didnt do the income wp justice) & if outcome Bleak…I bet this right cross will let his soul be healed He’ll be knockin on heaven’s door while Lenox overlooks a Holyfield (i get the boxing lennox/holyfield angle..but the other way..lenox overlooks a holy field..was incredibly loose and a bit nonsensical.) Lenny...You say you trynna turn it around, kid try to market a better story Still I'm behind you...This animal spraying from the back jus marking my territory (i like this though) You been getting groomed on kik, there's no other way to call it buddy, Now you March to the beat of a different drum since Bongo left you walking funny (lol this was jokes) This sloppy faggot can't help you, ya'll lames won't do a single thing Never had a line worth shoutin about, ain't gone change under Bleaks bingo wing (nah) Most Hated? Soon we won’t be able to I.D. these pair of contenders I got 4 clips on the waist & 2 shoulder straps like a pair of suspenders (kinda swagger n flow. saying how armed you are. kind of out of place. shootthe nigga. lol) Who let y’all in this tourney? People get cold chills if we comparin ya Cuz y’all look more outta place than a Jamaican bobsled team in America (ehhhh) Think about it, if Len lookin to learn from the best, who would mention ya name? This desperate lame got some Loose Logic but kid ain't got no sense or No Shame (borderline ok) You didn't see me n body comin, your closeness is awkward for the rest of us They could say here you landed the odd couple but that's more than fuckin generous (nah) Lennox, I bet if we tussle you'd buckle & B for this scuffle you need muscle Cause right now ya'll more of a push-over than Jordan's last shot on Russell (niceeeee) Lenox invited his cavalry but they already Army with a super llama & when it spits bullets shred thru these jarheads like a gunfight in Futurama (jarheads are marines. idk wasnt liking this too much tbh) he pizza boy? Here's some meds: you formed tags w/ a bore fag Lace this thread & snatch Body, Masking YOUR Problem w/ chloroform rags (a little clunky.but borderline ok) Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal (ehhh . same as above but not as ok. this missed) Name's bleak, but Serta YOUR type. Purple got me grilling opps Chop fresh out the Box, Spring loaded to rest they heads on Pillow tops (eh) I dice prey, toss bits and pieces out the window on the ride back Type of shit make 1 Body look like Memorial counts in Chiraq (didnt like the direction u took this) Bombz strapped to Body w/ suicide vests on, crying's worthless. In other words: locked together & on OUR word, they dying virgins (this was clever if u look into it. i like that our word part. n what your implying there) We the splash bros, snatch hoes from range while these lame's beggin Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 (HAHAHAHAHALMAO thsi was fire) Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. (simple. butok) gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons. (nah) Talk shit & eat a clip, im quick to bust toys. keep that bitch on my waist, squeezing more ratchets in ya face than NBA Youngboy (mmm maybe ok) My knuckles do damage to pussies, but not to mention. I got black thoughts, I’ll give u a hard beat till ur soul hits the 9th dimension. (ok) dumb faggot enbombz, swaying before the verse? u ain’t a sheer veteran’. I’ll put the banana clip to his grill, just to give bombz a better idea of extensions. (nah) cred merkd u then let me have a turn, those gun bars had u takin’ shells. .. But from the looks of that battle.. body already dug his own grave himself. (eh close) decent battle. 3-2 in quotes.. i got body n enbombz but that houston game 7 line was fire af i can see it going either way... its the ok lines that'll decide this coz everything else is close when it comes to quotes v/first duo body/enbmombz
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06-02-2018, 05:19 PM | #8 |
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I'll edit more of a breakdown, but I have body/bombz here.. both had some shit tho.
Lenox/Bleak -- 24 3', 9th dimen (almost) DBSB -- jordan, animal spraying, bongo V -- enbomb/bs |
06-03-2018, 12:40 AM | #9 |
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Lennox, this anime fag sold out Joey to Roc with you, that’s crazy kid
I bet ya Dame Dash for thinkin you can carry Bleek as long as Jay-z did Lol Nice There’s money on y’all head so we’ve been waitin on this bout all week 4 the right price...income bullets to there chest leavin their outcome bleak Ehh, This coo & if outcome Bleak…I bet this right cross will let his soul be healed He’ll be knockin on heaven’s door while Lenox overlooks a Holyfield Dope here! Lenny...You say you trynna turn it around, kid try to market a better story Still I'm behind you...This animal spraying from the back jus marking my territory Lol Coo You been getting groomed on kik, there's no other way to call it buddy, Now you March to the beat of a different drum since Bongo left you walking funny Didn't get this one! This sloppy faggot can't help you, ya'll lames won't do a single thing Never had a line worth shoutin about, ain't gone change under Bleaks bingo wing Ehh Most Hated? Soon we won’t be able to I.D. these pair of contenders I got 4 clips on the waist & 2 shoulder straps like a pair of suspenders Played! But the way it was worded made it nice! Who let y’all in this tourney? People get cold chills if we comparin ya Cuz y’all look more outta place than a Jamaican bobsled team in America Lmao coo Think about it, if Len lookin to learn from the best, who would mention ya name? This desperate lame got some Loose Logic but kid ain't got no sense or No Shame Ok You didn't see me n body comin, your closeness is awkward for the rest of us They could say here you landed the odd couple but that's more than fuckin generous Light, but Decent Lennox, I bet if we tussle you'd buckle & B for this scuffle you need muscle Cause right now ya'll more of a push-over than Jordan's last shot on Russell Niceeeee! Lenox invited his cavalry but they already Army with a super llama & when it spits bullets shred thru these jarheads like a gunfight in Futurama Decent ender! ------------- The pizza boy? Here's some meds: you formed tags w/ a bore fag Lace this thread & snatch Body, Masking YOUR Problem w/ chloroform rags Ok opener! Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal Niceeee! Name's bleak, but Serta YOUR type. Purple got me grilling opps Chop fresh out the Box, Spring loaded to rest they heads on Pillow tops Coo I dice prey, toss bits and pieces out the window on the ride back Type of shit make 1 Body look like Memorial counts in Chiraq Light, but coo Bombz strapped to Body w/ suicide vests on, crying's worthless. In other words: locked together & on OUR word, they dying virgins Lol ok We the splash bros, snatch hoes from range while these lame's beggin Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 Nasty! Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. Nice gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons. This was creative! Talk shit & eat a clip, im quick to bust toys. keep that bitch on my waist, squeezing more ratchets in ya face than NBA Youngboy Toooo simple My knuckles do damage to pussies, but not to mention. I got black thoughts, I’ll give u a hard beat till ur soul hits the 9th dimension. This is ok! dumb faggot enbombz, swaying before the verse? u ain’t a sheer veteran’. I’ll put the banana clip to his grill, just to give bombz a better idea of extensions Decent cred merkd u then let me have a turn, those gun bars had u takin’ shells. .. But from the looks of that battle.. body already dug his own grave himself. This is coo! -------- This was a good ass read I aint gone lie! I had to read this long ass shit twice lol, but at first I had BS/Bombz, but man that Houston in 7 line was nasty and that Bang Bros line was nice! This sloppy faggot can't help you, ya'll lames won't do a single thing Never had a line worth shoutin about, ain't gone change under Bleaks bingo wing Most Hated? Soon we won’t be able to I.D. these pair of contenders I got 4 clips on the waist & 2 shoulder straps like a pair of suspenders Lennox, I bet if we tussle you'd buckle & B for this scuffle you need muscle Cause right now ya'll more of a push-over than Jordan's last shot on Russell vs Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons. V-I got Bleak/Lenox here
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The pizza boy? Here's some meds: you formed tags w/ a bore fag Lace this thread & snatch Body, Masking YOUR Problem w/ chloroform rags OK Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal ok Name's bleak, but Serta YOUR type. Purple got me grilling opps Chop fresh out the Box, Spring loaded to rest they heads on Pillow tops ehh, ok I dice prey, toss bits and pieces out the window on the ride back Type of shit make 1 Body look like Memorial counts in Chiraq miss Bombz strapped to Body w/ suicide vests on, crying's worthless. In other words: locked together & on OUR word, they dying virgins no We the splash bros, snatch hoes from range while these lame's beggin Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 dope Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. damn, this is flames gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons. ok-decent Talk shit & eat a clip, im quick to bust toys. keep that bitch on my waist, squeezing more ratchets in ya face than NBA Youngboy miss My knuckles do damage to pussies, but not to mention. I got black thoughts, I’ll give u a hard beat till ur soul hits the 9th dimension. ok dumb faggot enbombz, swaying before the verse? u ain’t a sheer veteran’. I’ll put the banana clip to his grill, just to give bombz a better idea of extensions. played cred merkd u then let me have a turn, those gun bars had u takin’ shells. .. But from the looks of that battle.. body already dug his own grave himself. nope 2 gd punches (including lotb) 5 jabs 5 misses very close, cool read v/eb&bs
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Lennox, this anime fag sold out Joey to Roc with you, that’s crazy kid
I bet ya Dame Dash for thinkin you can carry Bleek as long as Jay-z did ok, would have liked you to have incorporated “his girl” somewhere in the opener to tie in dame, but still an ok line There’s money on y’all head so we’ve been waitin on this bout all week 4 the right price...income bullets to there chest leavin their outcome bleak played bros & if outcome Bleak…I bet this right cross will let his soul be healed He’ll be knockin on heaven’s door while Lenox overlooks a Holyfield alrght this was different and pretty cool here Lenny...You say you trynna turn it around, kid try to market a better story Still I'm behind you...This animal spraying from the back jus marking my territory nice You been getting groomed on kik, there's no other way to call it buddy, Now you March to the beat of a different drum since Bongo left you walking funny lol alright I liked this This sloppy faggot can't help you, ya'll lames won't do a single thing Never had a line worth shoutin about, ain't gone change under Bleaks bingo wing nah wasn’t feelin this, not sure what you were going for tbh Most Hated? Soon we won’t be able to I.D. these pair of contenders I got 4 clips on the waist & 2 shoulder straps like a pair of suspenders you know I fuck w gunbars. This was good Who let y’all in this tourney? People get cold chills if we comparin ya Cuz y’all look more outta place than a Jamaican bobsled team in America nah Think about it, if Len lookin to learn from the best, who would mention ya name? This desperate lame got some Loose Logic but kid ain't got no sense or No Shame wasnt feeling this either You didn't see me n body comin, your closeness is awkward for the rest of us They could say here you landed the odd couple but that's more than fuckin generous ok Lennox, I bet if we tussle you'd buckle & B for this scuffle you need muscle Cause right now ya'll more of a push-over than Jordan's last shot on Russell nah this is a reach man Lenox invited his cavalry but they already Army with a super llama & when it spits bullets shred thru these jarheads like a gunfight in Futurama alright this was creative Vs The pizza boy? Here's some meds: you formed tags w/ a bore fag Lace this thread & snatch Body, Masking YOUR Problem w/ chloroform rags decent Fake joog w/ smooth edits, tossing his partner's bars in a urinal "20-24" then posting more Chopped Body verses than Lars' journal lol alright cool Name's bleak, but Serta YOUR type. Purple got me grilling opps Chop fresh out the Box, Spring loaded to rest they heads on Pillow top i was not feeling this one I dice prey, toss bits and pieces out the window on the ride back Type of shit make 1 Body look like Memorial counts in Chiraq mmm this is decent at best, I like the swag in it but the punch itself wasn’t fulfilling Bombz strapped to Body w/ suicide vests on, crying's worthless. In other words: locked together & on OUR word, they dying virgins nah miss We the splash bros, snatch hoes from range while these lame's beggin Get'n numbers while y'all miss w/ 24 straight 3's like Houston in Game 7 this is dope Cut snatch’s throat open. leave En’s brain blown out clean. A shot’ll leave his dome in ya lap.. - That's a Bang Bros scene. lol fucking fire gat loaded, I’ll leave both of u nobodies on FOX News. The smoke’ll put ur name in the sky like airplane messages in cartoons ok, coulda been done better but I like the concept Talk shit & eat a clip, im quick to bust toys. keep that bitch on my waist, squeezing more ratchets in ya face than NBA Youngboy ehh Barely decent here My knuckles do damage to pussies, but not to mention. I got black thoughts, I’ll give u a hard beat till ur soul hits the 9th dimension. decent dumb faggot enbombz, swaying before the verse? u ain’t a sheer veteran’. I’ll put the banana clip to his grill, just to give bombz a better idea of extensions. this is played cred merkd u then let me have a turn, those gun bars had u takin’ shells. .. But from the looks of that battle.. body already dug his own grave himself. nah Bombs/Bodies: 3 haymakers 4 OK 5 misses Most Hated: 2 haymakers 2 OK 4 Decent 4 misses This battle extremely close. Houston & Bang Bros we’re both LOTB but a lot of their other stuff was edging decent, Bombbody had 1 more miss but had 1 more haymaker and better quality OK bars. I almost feel bad for voting against Most Hated here because they did their thing, but the other team unfortunately beat them by inches. Had Most Hated had 1 less miss turned into an OK or Decent bar they’d have won. Good battle guys. Vote BombBody |
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