09-07-2013, 10:19 AM | #1 |
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PUT SUM FLIER MILES ON MY REDWING EXPRESS CARD THIS MORNING
Got drunk last nite. Let her suck me off for literally an hour. Did not nut. Drank more ....apparently i fell asleep.
Woke up. Shes still whining we cant fuck cuz her period. I simply suggested. "Bitch...i dont give a fuck about that shit. Lets just fuck" ahh then i made a sloppy mess of that pussy. Idgaf YO How many of u cowards yave ur redwings? Discuss the art of banging muddy vag |
09-07-2013, 11:01 AM | #2 |
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Wat we dont talk about pussy on saturday morning!?
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09-07-2013, 11:03 AM | #3 |
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redwings is nasty as fuck bagsino
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09-07-2013, 11:04 AM | #4 |
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Only my girl gets it on her period, not a sloppy ho
The fucks wrong witchu
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09-07-2013, 11:05 AM | #5 |
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no girl gets hit on the period that shits nasty
it makes me wanna punch allen knights mom |
09-07-2013, 11:06 AM | #6 | |
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She does taibo nigga
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09-07-2013, 11:09 AM | #7 |
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If the sun comes out in the morning it makes me wanna punch allens mom. Tbc.
But yo. I dont see the big deal!?? Shits barely noticeable....theyre double horny...an that shit be wet as fuckkkk. Slip in the shower after. Good to go. |
09-07-2013, 11:11 AM | #8 |
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thats prolly why then the only time i was even thinking of doing it the bitch had a badddd period and iw as like nawwww thats fucking weird rofl
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09-07-2013, 11:15 AM | #9 |
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Looooool. Yea i mean....i dont be like....oh nice! Heavy flow! Im in thurrr
Tho i dont think itd bother me.....ive never been put off by it...iunno |
09-07-2013, 11:17 AM | #10 | |
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09-07-2013, 11:22 AM | #11 |
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09-07-2013, 11:35 AM | #12 |
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When the red river flows, take the dirt track.
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09-07-2013, 12:10 PM | #13 |
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Done it plenty of times.
Smells funky. Feels excellent. I'll wear a lambkin hat on occasions like that tho. |
09-07-2013, 12:18 PM | #14 |
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I've only done it once. My girlfriend at the time insisted she wasn't bleeding yet, that tomorrow would be her period and she needed some dick to suffice for the next three or four days.
So I start touching her, mostly to check that my hand wasn't about to come out looking like the prop closet at a horror movie set. She checks out as clean, though. So I'm going inside her, hitting it missionary because her breasts were her best asset by far. I'm in there for maybe five minutes when we go to switch positions. I pull out for a second, and there's this congealed blob of red right near the tip of my dick and these light-red streaks running down it. My hard-on disappeared immediately and I shoved her right off me and almost onto the floor. That was about as close as I've ever been to domestic violence, but I wasn't even mad as much as grossed out. I sat in the back corner of the bed for about five minutes, trying to wipe it off with a paper towel. Then I left, went home and took a long shower. I broke up with her about three weeks later.
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09-07-2013, 12:29 PM | #15 |
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It's not as bad as some people are making it out to be. Just put it out of your mind and it's all good.
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09-07-2013, 12:35 PM | #16 |
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Lmfao@allen.
Wow son. Lol. An word to the pancake. But also...wooooooord @the fox. I never been in the stink b4. Girls r generally against it an im reoativeky apprehensive towards the idea.........tho i am intrigued by it lately....... |
09-07-2013, 12:36 PM | #17 |
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I got my vamp status on super supreme immortal
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09-07-2013, 12:42 PM | #18 |
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Lololol. That shit sounds intense.
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09-07-2013, 12:43 PM | #19 |
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I can decapitate werewolves with my bare hands
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09-07-2013, 12:44 PM | #20 |
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I feel like im living below my potential now. Im get that bitch back over here so i can level up.
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