The Ubermonster joint..

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 07:29 AM

Had me bout to kill a nigga last night, no bullshit.

Them things instantly make me angry.

Will stick to reg Monsters from now on... that Uber shit might as well be straight gin tbh.

They're dank tasting.. they just too much tho.

veritas · 10-02-2015, 07:38 AM

Dear diary: " today I @Strikta "

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 07:54 AM

Tugged it to a throwback Charlie Sweets assclap vid already this morning.. & it's payday. Today should be a good one.

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 07:56 AM

Peeled a 1 inch skin flake off my genital psoriasis & balled it up like a booger then low key flicked it at my roommate while he was pouring coffee. Lol at him.

Ghost1 · 10-02-2015, 08:01 AM

Lmaooooooo

Witty · 10-02-2015, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Peeled a 1 inch skin flake off my genital psoriasis & balled it up like a booger then low key flicked it at my roommate while he was pouring coffee. Lol at him.

This is one of my favourite posts ever.

anime_boners · 10-02-2015, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Peeled a 1 inch skin flake off my genital psoriasis & balled it up like a booger then low key flicked it at my roommate while he was pouring coffee. Lol at him.

peak boarding.

also, pls dont drink monsters. they r bad.

Diode · 10-02-2015, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Will stick to reg Monsters from now on... that Uber shit might as well be straight gin tbh.

Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.

puravida · 10-02-2015, 10:51 AM

monster just doesn't taste good to me. Eh idk

Chill Phil · 10-02-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by puravida

monster just doesn't taste good to me. Eh idk

veritas · 10-02-2015, 12:21 PM

@Strikta's diary

is a winning concept bros.

Amen. · 10-02-2015, 12:51 PM

Monsters are good

never tried this other shit, but know not too

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 02:59 PM

@Diode I know it is u fucking idiot.

Compared it to gin in the sense that it makes me angry like certain liquor does.

Fuckin stupid.

veritas · 10-02-2015, 03:22 PM

Tim > diode tbh

Batty · 10-02-2015, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

also, pls dont drink monsters. they r bad.

I co-sign this shit, bros. Monsters taste good and they will have you feeling like you could fuck the universe but yo, them shits are WAY bad for you, sons. Like forreal, trust.

anime_boners · 10-02-2015, 03:48 PM

I have only consumed a handful of energy drinks in my life

but they all basically made me feel like I was on the verge of a heart attack

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 03:53 PM

Yeah bros I know energy drinks are really bad for u... but to justify it I try to drink as much water as possible. I'm not gonna lie tho, I'm fuckin addicted to Monsters & Rip It.. the Rip It is a lil lighter than Monster & Red Bull... & cheaper... so I fuxk w/ them a lil more, like on the daily. But I drink mad h2o & brush twice a day... so I should beee goood, right? Lol nah, I know they're horrible.

But they're so good TOO THO!

Strikta · 10-02-2015, 03:55 PM

Ha, I live on campus & they have the hangover package at the Circle K's around here.

2 Moster Rehab energy teas & a bottle of water for $4.25... that shit be workin like a mug too.

#1 party school in the nation.

Diode · 10-02-2015, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

Tim > diode tbh

dirt cosigning dirt

sky blue

water wet

Diode · 10-02-2015, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

@Diode I know it is u fucking idiot.

Compared it to gin in the sense that it makes me angry like certain liquor does.

Fuckin stupid.

yes, you are.

10-02-2015, 10:51 AM	#9
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732139	monster just doesn't taste good to me. Eh idk __________________

10-02-2015, 03:48 PM	#16
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	I have only consumed a handful of energy drinks in my life but they all basically made me feel like I was on the verge of a heart attack __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

10-02-2015, 07:29 AM	#1
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	The Ubermonster joint.. Had me bout to kill a nigga last night, no bullshit. Them things instantly make me angry. Will stick to reg Monsters from now on... that Uber shit might as well be straight gin tbh. They're dank tasting.. they just too much tho.

10-02-2015, 07:54 AM	#3
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Tugged it to a throwback Charlie Sweets assclap vid already this morning.. & it's payday. Today should be a good one.

10-02-2015, 07:56 AM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Peeled a 1 inch skin flake off my genital psoriasis & balled it up like a booger then low key flicked it at my roommate while he was pouring coffee. Lol at him.

10-02-2015, 12:51 PM	#12
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	Monsters are good never tried this other shit, but know not too

10-02-2015, 02:59 PM	#13
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	@Diode I know it is u fucking idiot. Compared it to gin in the sense that it makes me angry like certain liquor does. Fuckin stupid.

10-02-2015, 03:53 PM	#17
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Yeah bros I know energy drinks are really bad for u... but to justify it I try to drink as much water as possible. I'm not gonna lie tho, I'm fuckin addicted to Monsters & Rip It.. the Rip It is a lil lighter than Monster & Red Bull... & cheaper... so I fuxk w/ them a lil more, like on the daily. But I drink mad h2o & brush twice a day... so I should beee goood, right? Lol nah, I know they're horrible. But they're so good TOO THO!

10-02-2015, 03:55 PM	#18
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Ha, I live on campus & they have the hangover package at the Circle K's around here. 2 Moster Rehab energy teas & a bottle of water for $4.25... that shit be workin like a mug too. #1 party school in the nation.