07-14-2018, 08:52 AM | #1 |
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Jason Vorhees (short rant inside)
Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.
Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything. He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!
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07-14-2018, 08:55 AM | #2 | |
As-salamu alaykum!
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07-14-2018, 09:33 AM | #3 | |
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07-14-2018, 09:58 AM | #4 | |
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I’ve shaken it off now and need to tell you... Jason is dead. It’s unlikely he requires food. I mean, a majority of his life he’s somehow confined to being undead at the bottom of Crystal Lake. The guy can crush a skull with his bare hands it seems. I don’t ever see him working out, but I assume he does. He looks like a lumberjack but 99% of his time he’s sedentary. He’s be so malnourished and scrawny. But nah. He’s built like a retard obsessed with shake weights. Fish probably live in his stomach. |
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07-14-2018, 03:03 PM | #5 | |
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07-14-2018, 03:05 PM | #6 | |
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Video of Jason punching someone's head off.
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07-14-2018, 05:17 PM | #7 |
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VORHEES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
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07-14-2018, 05:53 PM | #8 | |
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07-14-2018, 07:42 PM | #10 |
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JASON VORHEES?
I'LL FUCK YOUR FACE AND POUR BLEACH ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE SHORT SLEEVE, BASIC SPORT TEE I CANT RELATE TO YOUR SCHEMES. ALL I DO NOW IS FUCK 8'S THATS 40. AFTER DIVISION THEYRE 5'S BUT THAT SYSTEM AIN'T MY SCORING STRETCHED THAT BUT FUCK IT YALL LOSERS GAY AND BORE ME I'LL EAT A CAKE AND SNORT KIEF BEFORE SHOOTING AT YOUR PLACE OF MOURNING BE AT YOUR PLACE NEXT MORNING TO GRAB A PLATE OF YOUR CHEESE IM HUNGRY FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TEAM. ITS GETTING REDUNDANT.
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07-14-2018, 08:26 PM | #11 | |
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07-14-2018, 08:28 PM | #12 |
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GETTING REDUNDANT?
I'LL SHIT ON YOUR COUSIN HIT A SPLIFF AND I'M BUZZIN' I SPIT IN ABUNDANCE KING KONG WITH THE CHEST THUMP KILL Y'ALL, IM THE BEST, CHUMP I LOAD UP THEN DON'T EVEN SHOOT GET YOUR THROAT CUT YOUR BITCH AIN'T EVEN CUTE...SHE AN OLD SLUT KILLA CAM WITH THE FLOW YOU AIN'T BUST GUNS, DO YOU? NAW SON GOT A HANDFUL OF HOES... I FUCK ONE THEN THEY ALL CUM.
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