04-02-2014, 02:27 AM | #1 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
JUST ETHERED AERO PINKSLIP VERSE
i dont battle. i leave that to @dull boy. but @namix @Certain @El Pancake aero and i agreed to enforce the rule. and he no showed. i decree a pink slip on aero. bullets stockbrokers they go invest yo
you're second best. I'm Malcolm X and you're something of a Coretta Scott King The only penny stocks you ever invested in ..was wearing Pennys' stockings So adorably cute. cosplaying your hotel meet like its something you would play a part in only claim to call yourself GOAT, is your ancestors owned the farm that their slaves raised the stock in Girl left you after you met up with Hush. NOW THAT sounds sort of suspect you pretend to be black so much, dead-man gets royalties out of respect Except. the only reason for that is because you get erections for Black D But bare in mynd, you'll only finish second place in this tourney It's all sort of ironic the way you're all homoerotic, "IMA PINKSLIP THIS DUDE" I'd take a shot in the dark, but that would mean I'd never lay a finger on you And when it comes to wack thread making, oh boy you're so obsessive compulsive only way you were ever an indentured servant is because ITT: I indented and served you viewing your threads. Talking about romance on the net while you're barely sober Think gay thoughts with a crazy boner. ure such a tit. but, that's the last thing you'd think of, Aerola. I'll console your dame and bone her. Open her hairy mower and lick. And in honor of you I'll name that move: the Oreola My sonars crazy, with the wordplay thats dripping from this written page lmao. only black circles you own, is half the design of your vintage necklace of a ying & yang Change your name to Aerbino. Whiter than the milky semen that covers the holes on your ducking head @Sharp Nine: i'll use defenestration, cause I mastered text Now watch my fresh prints throw out aero's flesh like Jazzy Fresh edit: mods please close this fucking thread
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04-02-2014, 02:34 AM | #2 |
Om
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Posts: 6,473
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181559 |
Fuckin ether
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04-02-2014, 02:46 AM | #3 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
@oats dont leave.
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04-02-2014, 07:03 AM | #4 |
Super Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,411
Battle Record: 70-25
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- Picture Battle Tournament
- Netcees Battle League (3x)
- Netcees Writers League (2x)
- Summer Classic VI
- Fall Brawl III
- Netcees Battle League Season X
- Lyric Olympics
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I guess
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04-02-2014, 07:06 AM | #5 |
DA GOD
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Location: Canton Ohio
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- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
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i will pick this apart after i leave work and save text
just know that i think this is horrible, and i am judging you as a human because of it. but don't feel bad, i think all of you are equally horrible
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04-02-2014, 07:10 AM | #6 |
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04-02-2014, 09:20 AM | #7 |
SOBER
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Posts: 13,052
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Some of those bars were dope and some missed. But it was different from the usual verse. Overall thought it was pretty good. Would've been interesting if it went to votes.
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04-02-2014, 09:38 AM | #8 |
Super Senior Member
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Posts: 7,411
Battle Record: 70-25
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- Picture Battle Tournament
- Netcees Battle League (3x)
- Netcees Writers League (2x)
- Summer Classic VI
- Fall Brawl III
- Netcees Battle League Season X
- Lyric Olympics
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Honestly aero would've eaten that verse
It has some ok lines but a lot of bad ones
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04-02-2014, 09:40 AM | #9 |
nok Su kow
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pinkslips are kind of dumb though
but lol@ oreola
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04-02-2014, 09:40 AM | #10 |
PR's Finest
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this started out strong tho.
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04-02-2014, 09:41 AM | #11 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
i tried.
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04-02-2014, 09:42 AM | #12 |
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Were you hyped when you were keyin' this up?
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04-02-2014, 09:44 AM | #13 |
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- NBL Cypher
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too bad Aero the LAMB is lazy as fuck and wouldve ethered that verse tbh
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04-02-2014, 09:44 AM | #14 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
they r. aero wanted and enforced but then got ethered. i thought they were funny compared to the traditional punchline verses if anybody else wants to pinkslip it can happen as the same will happen, and @Sicc dont talk shit to figu made him say that. pinkslip challenge you as well, - anything of your choosing for being a weirdo loser
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04-02-2014, 09:45 AM | #15 |
SOBER
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Posts: 13,052
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Champed - AOWL Season 2
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04-02-2014, 09:46 AM | #16 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
and i will enforce it unlike your battle with fig. ill even go to where youfeel most comfortable. promise.
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04-02-2014, 09:50 AM | #18 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
we can do that, but something within reason where you subtlety try to be funny and duck at the same time. thoght you WANTED COMPETITION? site dying ?
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04-02-2014, 09:53 AM | #19 |
Bags will be avenged
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Posts: 12,622
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- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
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- NPL Roast
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lol @ everyone saying aero would have....
he didn't. dude should be permabanned |
04-02-2014, 09:58 AM | #20 |
nok Su kow
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Yo aero would have sucked that pinkslip dick off so good shit would have been nuts all over the crib cuz da bib baby cums to win. got held up with trading stocks or fighting. Where aero?
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bb shoots ether arrows, big baby cum drunk, big baby kamehameha, dont close it. it was a joke, not 1 quoteable tbh, nycspitz protege, shits wack tho |
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