Final Four Mag by God of War & Meth

[God Of War]

ok we made it to the final four of the biggest tourney in text. it';s been a long road with some amazing battles. last round was insane with strikta versus dom coming down to a single vote determined by genocide it was definatly a match to remember. karpis gave philly his first legit L and mets finally decided to show and stick with it long enough to actually be a force in this tourney. as for the finals who the fuck knows its anyones guess but goodluck to you all


OUR FINAL FOUR





the return of old school

round 1: ctrl alt elite


This dude be swallowing dick. This knucky likes guys bad.
cause he be swallowing the bones so much his lifes like a kentucky fried ad


round 2: Shank Sinatra


5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man
dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman

round 3: Cashius


which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho
while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole

round 4: Karaoke


see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame



some opinions on one half of the mets brothers


Fluid as fuck, some of the best wording in the game and super fresh
meth

The pleasantly plump founder of the greatest text crew evaaa.
beyond

Mets Mets is the poor man's version of Username. He's the big lovable guy but without the top tier reputation. Sidenote: Its interesting how many sports fans we have in the final four. Alvin, Strikta and Mets. Anyways Mets hasn't battled much lately but has showed he can bring the funny. He supposedly got some job so he tried to be more discreet by taking a T out of his name. So that's where we are with him.
Aero


the dude thats expected to do the least but does the most when he is focused
gow





the underdog

round 1: Jay


U better form an army, ya kin will vary amongst ur weakness
Grow ur family infant-tree, & I'd slaughter all dem babies & bury em underneath it

round 2: utmost


I'd have da bitch over & show her ya text. Homie I speak bluntly
Got her whisperin' sweet nothings while I read ya verse & say, "Sweet..nothing"

round 3: orc

orc no showed

round 4: Dominate


I'm beating Aussies bloody & senseless.. try to spoil it
After a fast right, a left'll land Flush in da other direction like ya toilets


what others think of the clorox killa

The black white guy who gets pissed on by his girlfriends.
beyond

Swagged out and words his shit in a variety of ways, its like Orc and Hush's styles combined when hes on
meth

strik is always underrated imo he has a nice style with ill concepts i think wording is a bit off at times but is still a monster
gow

Strikta is Netcee's favorite wigger. He uses "da" and "dis" to give his verses an urban flair. He rocks fitted hats & leaves the sticker on to let you know if he could be black he would. He should be the easiest person to defeat he gives up so much of his life in the discussion forum. I'm disappointed in Dominate to say the least. As far as his battle skills he's coolish but definitely still mid tier. He was able to think of some decent concepts in his last battle. That city bus line made me wish I thought of it like I wish I could go back in time before that battle and tell his father to pull out.
Aero




the hof'er


round 1: pryde


U look like a lesbian.. or Hoard. Fuck mushy shit fag.
Neckhole lookin like u ran with scissors <- & do that with every single pussy u've had.

round 2: evolve


I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.

round 3: bags

bags no showed

round 4: Allen Knight


My 1-2 punch is hailed as the baddest, u can tell that I'm majesty.
While you got the kind of Signature Combo that borders on Pyro levels of faggotry.


what they saying about bey


beyond is the most technical writer on the site, lately he has added a good bit of humor
gow


Technically sound. His best trait and sometimes his worst, always consistent
meth

Beyond Beyond is about mid top tier with the skill set of being top top tier. His verses can get too technical and boring in a flash though. I think he trolled us with the "my eyesight diminishing" bs. Like really? How are you still posting paragraph arguments in the discussion forum? I cant even type my login info on netcees unless I have my glasses on and a candle. He's my favorite to win it all. I think winner of him vs Karpis should be the favorite.
Aero




public enemy


round 1: NYCspitz

nyc no showed

round 2: celph taut


I’m droppin this prick, you never got it on with a chick
Medusa is the only time we’ll see this snake on top of a bitch

round 3: patrick

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet

round 4: philly


Always stallin with ploys, bob woulda had ya jaw leakin
Meth only called it a Void, cuz you did that to the battle all weekend



some words about our indian chief

Mean, and hard hitting as shit, the best at current event flips
Meth

The circular challeneged Indian lover with an inclination for 'borrowing' lines.
Bey

Alvin Alvin is good. I like his direct style but he also utilizes inner multis even though his bars seem shorter than most. He's like lower top tier to me. Hasn't dabbled much in the discussion forum so I'm saddened we don't get to hear more about his native American girlfriend. I think he trolls the discussion forum though because somehow he's able to stay current on discussion punches. Hmm.
Aero

karp is one of my fav writers because he is quick to the punch and sharp witted, its hard to out harsh him tbh
gow