Somebody give Allen iverson a coaching job or something...

TYSON · 08-18-2014, 04:26 PM

Supposedly he was seen outside Lenox mall begging for change and security had to make him leave. Fucked up he got 30 million in a trust with reebok but can't touch till he 55.

http://www.thenewsnerd.com/sports/al...ge-in-atlanta/

PancakeBrah · 08-18-2014, 04:33 PM

Are we supposed to feel bad for him?

Because I don't. At all.

Certain · 08-18-2014, 04:37 PM

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

TYSON · 08-18-2014, 04:38 PM

I do. At the same time how can't u find a job, u are Allen iverson. Boom your hired...

StarFaggot · 08-18-2014, 04:39 PM

AI could do a celebrity host event at a night club and make $15,000 in one night. He has many avenues he could still make money from restaurants to just about anything. I don't necessarily believe this story.

PancakeBrah · 08-18-2014, 04:39 PM

He made over 200 millions dollars (before taxes but still) before 40 and is now broke.

No sympathy.

TYSON · 08-18-2014, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

Bitch nigga just engage in the fucking discussion.

Half Wit It · 08-18-2014, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYSON

Bitch nigga just engage in the fucking discussion.

Lol.

Hmm..I find this story odd considering I live in Atlanta and have heard no other mentions of this. Need further confirmation.

StarFaggot · 08-18-2014, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

He made over 200 millions dollars (before taxes but still) before 40 and is now broke.

No sympathy.

In order to have sympathy you'd have to have at least been somewhat successful in life so you could be in a position to turn your nose down at someone. You've been broke your entire life if anything it'd be empathy at his current condition.

PancakeBrah · 08-18-2014, 04:50 PM

(Ignores Aero talking about money until he proves anything he's ever said)

TYSON · 08-18-2014, 04:57 PM

He has had hardships since his divorce. Shit she took half his trust fund that he can't touch.

Vulgar · 08-18-2014, 05:14 PM

Sounds like he got financially crossed over.

Zen · 08-18-2014, 06:24 PM

Oy vey.

"The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical. "

TYSON · 08-18-2014, 06:42 PM

LmAo I give up

Diode · 08-18-2014, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

it's not even a hack.

just make the group and drop people into it. clone it from regular then strip permissions.

i can show you the way.

Certain · 08-18-2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

it's not even a hack.

just make the group and drop people into it. clone it from regular then strip permissions.

i can show you the way.

I did that for a No Threads user group. But this was a joke.

anime_boners · 08-18-2014, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

Sounds like he got financially crossed over.

Sho Money EMG · 08-19-2014, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

AI could do a celebrity host event at a night club and make $15,000 in one night. He has many avenues he could still make money from restaurants to just about anything. I don't necessarily believe this story.

Exactly

My brother does those types of meet and greet events... Autogrpah signings and these are guys not even close to the athlete Ai is... I could only imagine how much bread he'd be for the venue

oats · 08-19-2014, 12:20 AM

Coach Iverson, when's practice?

Practice? Practice?

Certain · 08-19-2014, 12:26 AM

Just to be clear, @TYSON:

Quote:

ABOUT THE NEWS NERD
The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical.

No threads for a while?

08-18-2014, 04:26 PM	#1
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	Somebody give Allen iverson a coaching job or something... Supposedly he was seen outside Lenox mall begging for change and security had to make him leave. Fucked up he got 30 million in a trust with reebok but can't touch till he 55. http://www.thenewsnerd.com/sports/al...ge-in-atlanta/

08-18-2014, 04:37 PM	#3
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

08-18-2014, 04:39 PM	#5
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	AI could do a celebrity host event at a night club and make $15,000 in one night. He has many avenues he could still make money from restaurants to just about anything. I don't necessarily believe this story. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

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oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Coach Iverson, when's practice? Practice? Practice? __________________ You should be water

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08-18-2014, 04:33 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Are we supposed to feel bad for him? Because I don't. At all.

08-18-2014, 04:38 PM	#4
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	I do. At the same time how can't u find a job, u are Allen iverson. Boom your hired...

08-18-2014, 04:50 PM	#10
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	(Ignores Aero talking about money until he proves anything he's ever said)

08-18-2014, 04:57 PM	#11
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	He has had hardships since his divorce. Shit she took half his trust fund that he can't touch.

08-18-2014, 05:14 PM	#12
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Sounds like he got financially crossed over.

08-18-2014, 06:24 PM	#13
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Oy vey. "The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical. "

08-18-2014, 06:42 PM	#14
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	LmAo I give up