Topical within 2 hours, anyone?

[Objective]

16-40 lines. Anyone interested? @Genocide, @Mike Wrecka, @Innovator, @oats? Idgaf what the topic is as long as it's a picture topic, just don't recycle some shit and it gotta be written within 2 hours. However, if anyone wants a regular topical battle I'm down for that too, but I might be mad busy the next few days so there'll be about a week due date in that case.

Who wants to destroy this norwegian knuck in a battle and show him how tåpikkøls are done? (PS: I'm not joining more than 2 of these battles at once.)