Ctrl Alt Elite vs. Joe Meezy {Joe Meezy wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Ctrl Alt Elite vs. @Mr. J


Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Friday,
  June 7th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Monday, June 3rd 2013
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Joe Metts]

Checking in, just found out.

10 lines, if you show.

[Undead.]

Its not always rainbows & butterflies. its compromise my dear joseph. That Moves us along.

[Undead.]

ahh a quick one for you bloke. ur a larry craig politickin

fuck it going 12 MATCH ME! @Joe Meezy

beat KH by NoShow. So u Don't Champ & Crack All Nogens.
If U able to Bare Knuckle, its only Sparrin ya reflection while Shadow Boxing.
His idols Larry craig In Politics & Joe’s Biden time, Vying for a Role.
& There’s’ No Debate. You’ll see joe in a Stall, only to rise on a pole.
I’m a Thorn in ur side. Who Rose up to Make Sure You’ll Quit.
I warned that hoe of a Sister, to Garden Run. BC I’m a uproot & Split her Tulips.
Joe’s Stone Sour & a fag of a different Creed. His Prides Broken.
He'll willingly Accept Whatever May Cum His way w/ Arms Wide Open.

Originally Posted by Joe Meezy

10 lines, if you show.

It ain't easy bein Superman & w/10. My rep’ll take a Dive for writing.
The Iron’ll Tyson Up & He Won’t see the 4th. So Homicide’ll chalk it up to Five for Fighting.
Joe Eats Nails For breakfast & Tacks for snacks, A Frantic Bitch Yo.
In the SC Whose vices & verses Blew most? as fingers extend & point He’ll Panic at the disco!

[Ghost1]

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[~RustyGunZ~]

sup with the bedazzling ctrl

[Undead.]

they are songs/albums by the band hence the bold...TOOK A SHOT OF JACK IM SWEATIN WOOO! @EVERYONE

[Joe Metts]

Posting in a lil. Just getting home.

[Joe Metts]

Originally Posted by Ctrl Alt Elite

Its not always rainbows & butterflies. its compromise my dear joseph. That Moves us along.

Wtf? Rainbows, butterflies? But i guess the lesson is right
it is compromise. urs was the closet for being called a faggit the rest of ur life
This dude be swallowing dick. This knucky likes guys bad.
cause he be swallowing the bones so much his lifes like a kentucky fried ad
ur either nice or u suck n this fuck is one of the worst that types
basically he's in the b bracket like every other fucking word that he writes
u remind me of the new j. cole album. cept u bout as hot as the winter
mostly cause every time i hear born sinner i think the opposite of a winner
you keep tellin urself ur ill. you got a bionic lie game.
when your style is so 2001 them motherfuckers give me chronic eye pains
and i honestly never heard of u dude.
but i didn't even sign up for this tourney and ima still make it further then u

[Sharp]

Garden run, creed was kinda funny

V

Kfc, b bracket, 2001


Ctrl was interesting, a few concepts were a lil cornier thanks to delivery but still kinda cool. Joe just had harder hits. Gave it him for a stronger verse


V/ joe

[SiK]

where the fuck is dudes verse?

[Greed]

Nothing vs. 2001

I used to write like that. I connected better. Nostalgia for real.

V joe

After deciphering the punches were lackluster.

[SiK]

I had nothing wit Ctrl....wording was god awful

Vs

Kfc

1-0....I know Joe is better than that...iono what happened

V/Metts

wtf ctrl...

nothing

vs

Kentucky fried
2001

V/ Joe

[Philly]

I'm sorry, I'll be honest...
I got through line 6 of that fruity ass verse and was unable to continue. Awful.
Gonna assume I didn't miss out on much.

Joe had the opener which I thought was pretty good.
KFC, damnit, I had that in my head to use...I would have done it differently, not bad though.
And Cole line I thought was decent too.

V/ Joey crack

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Ctrl Alt Elite

ahh a quick one for you bloke. ur a larry craig politickin

fuck it going 12 MATCH ME! @Joe Meezy

beat KH by NoShow. So u Don't Champ & Crack All Nogens.
If U able to Bare Knuckle, its only Sparrin ya reflection while Shadow Boxing.
His idols Larry craig In Politics & Joe’s Biden time, Vying for a Role.
& There’s’ No Debate. You’ll see joe in a Stall, only to rise on a pole.
I’m a Thorn in ur side. Who Rose up to Make Sure You’ll Quit.
I warned that hoe of a Sister, to Garden Run. BC I’m a uproot & Split her Tulips.
Joe’s Stone Sour & a fag of a different Creed. His Prides Broken.
He'll willingly Accept Whatever May Cum His way w/ Arms Wide Open.

It ain't easy bein Superman & w/10. My rep’ll take a Dive for writing.
The Iron’ll Tyson Up & He Won’t see the 4th. So Homicide’ll chalk it up to Five for Fighting.
Joe Eats Nails For breakfast & Tacks for snacks, A Frantic Bitch Yo.
In the SC Whose vices & verses Blew most? as fingers extend & point He’ll Panic at the disco!

Concepts aren't terrible but the delivery is corny as fuck and it's way too focussed on the wp rather than the punches. It's like a mid tier longbar verse from 2006 but formatted as a shortbar verse... Stick around a while and you'll prob get a lot better


vs

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Wtf? Rainbows, butterflies? But i guess the lesson is right
it is compromise. urs was the closet for being called a faggit the rest of ur life
This dude be swallowing dick. This knucky likes guys bad.
cause he be swallowing the bones so much his lifes like a kentucky fried ad
ur either nice or u suck n this fuck is one of the worst that types
basically he's in the b bracket like every other fucking word that he writes
u remind me of the new j. cole album. cept u bout as hot as the winter
mostly cause every time i hear born sinner i think the opposite of a winner
you keep tellin urself ur ill. you got a bionic lie game.
when your style is so 2001 them motherfuckers give me chronic eye pains
and i honestly never heard of u dude.
but i didn't even sign up for this tourney and ima still make it further then u

Kind of a lazy verse concepts wise I think.... it was OK... but you got this easy on delivery


V/ Metts