**bout that time** PIC ROAST OF DECON 5 **bout that time**

[Chyeahhh!!!]

*someone please do the honors of putting the pics in here, I dunno how*

1st pic "this nigga looks like he gives a biblical word of the day in front of the projects in exchange for chicken and peach cobbler"

[Ghost1]

Can we hold off till tomorrow?

?

I said he can have till tonite to post.....if not we'll destroy all 3 pics

[Chyeahhh!!!]

let the people speak. Fellow netcees of................netcees. Shall we grant Defcon 5 an extension and postpone the shannigans that will proceed in this thread for one more day?

[Ghost1]

If sum1 bans him now we can proceed an ill toss my verse up in the OM

[veritas]

Lol.....tits.

[Objective]

I want to see this shit go down.. If my vote matters at all; give him another day.

[~RustyGunZ~]

neither of you showed i'm not banning him haha

[veritas]

Lol.....tits.

[Vinny]

lol, Bags be on some shit i think.

[anime_boners]

post the pics here.

fuck the match.

[Ghost1]

whats this niether of u showed? i posted that i had my 20 lines on friday at noon per the deadline

i dont need to pm my verses i am still the admin of this site whether u guys realize it or not.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga got the worlds biggest nose but the worlds smallest nostrils. This nigga is simultaneously on the verge of self suffocation and spontaneous human combustion whenever goes to blow his nose.

[Ghost1]

My rhythm & rhymes vary, visually im distantly primary
So ill just beat em by the book while ole Bishop the bon bon's pimpin the library
mighty ducks 4 - a motion picture w/ old classics from disney
'knuckle pucks at the prom'... bombays new goalie is this lonely faggots virginity
1-2 punch was a different setting, DQ!?! Man that shit is petty
Tryed to fuck w/ the kings engagements....but came dressed for Princes wedding
U ready to lose? We could fight irl....but im skeptical dude
Cuz If i punched u in them pregnant ass lips id get charged w/ domestic abuse
U are a vision of frail darkness, i aint religious or that garbage
So If my prayers fall on Def ears this blind faggit'll stop dressin like brail sharpton
U should kiss up on the rings....trynna spit sum w the king!?
U wont see this workout just cuz ur eyes got turkeynecks & do chinups when u blink
U stay wack droppin trash...so hows this fag stoppin Bags?
Thats a bigger stretch then the one that vest is doing to coverup his fat sloppy ass
This is lil handicap? Sugs lil cousin? at first look im buggin
Its a milkdud & diabetes wearing a mr potato head costume at a goodwill function?
I aint as rich as bubba gump is so this is probably a dum quiz
But How u kno 79 ways to cook a shrimp n cant figure ONE to dress properly in public
What a tragic misery, who let u go outside...thats the mystery
Lookin like carlton had a thyroid condition, joined the mob & is out to wack his dignity

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this niggas nostrils are so small, when he goes to snort a line, he can't even use the regular straw, he's gotta go get when of those short red coffee stirrers.

Nigga can close off the airflow to his brain at will like the queen alien bitch in The Faculty

if the nigga got a nose ring he'd breath better, all I'm sayin. The nigga breathing through his nose is the equivalent of a whale without a blow hole

[Ghost1]

[Chyeahhh!!!]

is the nigga actually sweating under his eye? my nigga I'd speed stick smack you in the eye 2 times my dude

[Geno]

Just ban his ducking ass.

Let the roast begin!!!!!

[Split]

lookin like Joe Metts thyroid condition pushed him below the poverty line

Not a wrist watch, that's a thigh tourniquet with a medallion

double cups aren't usually plastic, his Donkey kong paws just have two settings- chicken choke or flotation device

dude said fuck five o clock shadow let's go solar eclipse

Matched his skin tone to the cabinets and wallpaper so he could know the ambient temperature of his Fruit Gushers without leaving his hoverround

Lookin like his fight or flight response degenerated to eat or sleep

[Chyeahhh!!!]

look at his watch. That shit doubles as a blood pressure cuff on the weekends

my nigga, your fingers look like they're pregnant with other fingers.

I'd be lyin if I said it wasn't nothin tender bout this chicken. Sad part is the only words he'll see are chicken and tender

[Geno]

Lol @ the turney necks and chinups shit lololol