Are you racist? Find out here!

[Not Dagel]

Let's find out, shall we?

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?