my bearded brothers

uh-oh · 12-04-2013, 01:25 PM

don't trim your shit

i think i got some jew in me or something. i had the biggest beard i've ever had a couple hours ago. was amazing and full

but im a fag and didnt like how the sides curled. like my sideburn area, in front of my ear would curl up like an upside down umbrella

and just look retarded. so i thought yo, im gonna take the longest extension i got for my trimmers, and just take them curls out right

well once i got em out i realized yo, i gotta trim the whole side now i got a dumb patch in front of both ears. so i trimmed the sides down.

kept everything underneath

i look terrible. i should just trim the underneath too, but it took me MONTHS to get to where im at.

i thought i could fade this shit. i couldnt. looks like a fucking bowl cut on my face

#suicidal

gonna give it a few days and see if it starts filling in and looks more normal

but its like i got a slim weasel head now with a dumbass bush under my jawline

chins still glorious but i ain't trying to look like a skinhead biker. which i do right now.

Fart · 12-04-2013, 01:39 PM

pics

...the Nagger · 12-04-2013, 01:43 PM

I cut one part low one time, made me depressed :(

after a week or so you don't notice it anymore tho. just give it a few days before you continue cutting, and hideaway in your crib like quazi moto

Diode · 12-04-2013, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

pics

Strikta · 12-04-2013, 02:03 PM

lol pics

Geno · 12-04-2013, 02:06 PM

I keep my shit sharp.

Certain · 12-04-2013, 02:09 PM

Geno · 12-04-2013, 02:16 PM

My image is in my profile view. I ain't scared.

uh-oh · 12-04-2013, 02:24 PM

i ain't posting an updated pic

i've turned all my mirrors backwards for awhile

Fart · 12-04-2013, 02:30 PM

lmao

Eŋg · 12-04-2013, 02:35 PM

yea. i've trimmed mine like twice, a bit, ever.

both times i weren't fucking with it afterward. gonna leave it. partly because i'm not skilled with a blade/can barely use scissors, too.

prefer it unchecked, tho.

Zen · 12-04-2013, 03:59 PM

Was thinking about trimming mine today actually. This thread convinced me that that's a bad idea.

Fart · 12-04-2013, 07:40 PM

i use a comb as a guide thing. but word i hate when you fuck up while shaving.. just enough to have to shave it all off

12-04-2013, 08:42 PM

I know the feeling bro.

I had an epic beard of 4 months, shit was grizzly, id comb it, shampoo it etc

it was like my unborn son

and then one day i thought lulnup and shaved clean to the skin with a razor

...

i stood looking in the mirror for 15 minutes looking at some stranger, contemplating life and why the fuck i just destroyed my unborn son

it was terrible

Inno · 12-04-2013, 09:05 PM

Ive been growing mine for 4 months. ..its epic.

I plan on growing it for another 4.

Ive trimmed it once

Witty · 12-04-2013, 09:44 PM

Does everyone on this site have a beard?

Malachi · 12-04-2013, 09:44 PM

i dont really look good with facial hair

Meth · 12-04-2013, 10:39 PM

I enjoy my facial hair to much to shave it

Anytime I do I hate myself until it grows back

Ghost1 · 12-04-2013, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Does everyone on this site have a beard?

Not me dah rill

Im an adult.

Certain · 12-04-2013, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi

i dont really look good with facial hair

12-04-2013, 01:25 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	my bearded brothers don't trim your shit i think i got some jew in me or something. i had the biggest beard i've ever had a couple hours ago. was amazing and full but im a fag and didnt like how the sides curled. like my sideburn area, in front of my ear would curl up like an upside down umbrella and just look retarded. so i thought yo, im gonna take the longest extension i got for my trimmers, and just take them curls out right well once i got em out i realized yo, i gotta trim the whole side now i got a dumb patch in front of both ears. so i trimmed the sides down. kept everything underneath i look terrible. i should just trim the underneath too, but it took me MONTHS to get to where im at. i thought i could fade this shit. i couldnt. looks like a fucking bowl cut on my face #suicidal gonna give it a few days and see if it starts filling in and looks more normal but its like i got a slim weasel head now with a dumbass bush under my jawline chins still glorious but i ain't trying to look like a skinhead biker. which i do right now. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

12-04-2013, 02:06 PM	#6
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	I keep my shit sharp. __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-04-2013, 02:09 PM	#7
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	__________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-04-2013, 02:16 PM	#8
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	My image is in my profile view. I ain't scared. __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-04-2013, 02:24 PM	#9
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i ain't posting an updated pic i've turned all my mirrors backwards for awhile __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

12-04-2013, 01:39 PM	#2
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	pics

12-04-2013, 01:43 PM	#3
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	I cut one part low one time, made me depressed :( after a week or so you don't notice it anymore tho. just give it a few days before you continue cutting, and hideaway in your crib like quazi moto

12-04-2013, 02:03 PM	#5
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	lol pics

12-04-2013, 02:30 PM	#10
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	lmao __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

12-04-2013, 02:35 PM	#11
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	yea. i've trimmed mine like twice, a bit, ever. both times i weren't fucking with it afterward. gonna leave it. partly because i'm not skilled with a blade/can barely use scissors, too. prefer it unchecked, tho.

12-04-2013, 03:59 PM	#12
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Was thinking about trimming mine today actually. This thread convinced me that that's a bad idea.

12-04-2013, 07:40 PM	#13
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	i use a comb as a guide thing. but word i hate when you fuck up while shaving.. just enough to have to shave it all off __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

12-04-2013, 08:42 PM	#14
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I know the feeling bro. I had an epic beard of 4 months, shit was grizzly, id comb it, shampoo it etc it was like my unborn son and then one day i thought lulnup and shaved clean to the skin with a razor ... i stood looking in the mirror for 15 minutes looking at some stranger, contemplating life and why the fuck i just destroyed my unborn son it was terrible

12-04-2013, 09:05 PM	#15
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Ive been growing mine for 4 months. ..its epic. I plan on growing it for another 4. Ive trimmed it once

12-04-2013, 09:44 PM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Does everyone on this site have a beard? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-04-2013, 09:44 PM	#17
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	i dont really look good with facial hair __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

12-04-2013, 10:39 PM	#18
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	I enjoy my facial hair to much to shave it Anytime I do I hate myself until it grows back __________________ Crystal

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