Neighbor vs. Death - NEIGHBOR WINS BY NS

[DLB]

NBL
Netcees Text Battle League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due SUNDAY, votes are due WEDNESDAY
• [I]Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are at the mercy of your opponent

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

Voting:

• Must vote on 4 battles and POST your links in YOUR THREAD
• You will LOSE if you don't post all 4 voting links.
  You will not like the punishment, so just vote.

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
  you still have to post a verse.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Neighbor @Death

[Neighbor]

Hello

[DLB]

im here

12?

[Neighbor]

Sure thing, chicken wing

[DLB]

lets drop early, im in the mood to ether

[Neighbor]

I'll be at a wedding all night, but feel free to ether accordingly

[Neighbor]

Death aka DLB aka Uncle Tom

I'm in my kitchen shavin an onion.. if there's yay, you know Neigh gon' cop it
You're in your kitchen shaving an onion.. named Harold, w/ a face drawn on it
Lonely fuck.. second I draw the gat, heads get split
Only heat signature they'll find's ya corpse fulla bullets w/ my autograph next to it
Believe me, ya girl's busted.. but I ain't hit it since last week
My idea of givin Death Proof's gettin drunk & slammin his bitch in the backseat
You're a race trader.. lookin at hate crimes like, "that nigger deserved it!"
Son was fist-pumpin & singin "We Are The Champions" after the Zimmerman verdict
& ya wardrobe's ridiculous.. coppin clothes up at Sky Mall
'Cause that Outfit's more of a bad look than me punchin holes thru the drywall
& I had ya bitch on all fours, yo.. slut was beggin for dick in her cornhole
I asked her if D-bols.. she opened wide & let me orally administer hormones

[DLB]

ext

[DLB]

forfeit win is given, unmotivated to do a verse and u deserve to be NBL Ambassador now