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"For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin." - Joyce Haber

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I've often questioned the nature of my work, tortured by common sense
It's kill or be killed and if I circumvent the mob I'm next
Unless I accept the dollars mentioned I'm probably dead
So I had to jot my signature when the contract came across my desk
A hit on a boss I've yet to do, opening this envelope's a threat
Return to sender section says 'Members Only' with no address
I just nod my head... It gets worse than you imagine on the job
I set fire to the letter with a lighter and blew the ashes off my palm
Cut the cap from a cigar, inhaling never traps this shit for long
Like bodies pushing up daisies beneath my backyard's little pond
Soon I won't respond to assassination cues, like my father's estranged pursuits
Back when I had my episodes, everything from infomercials to cable news
Flying under the radar too, thank God I've never made it huge
Kissed my wife and daughter goodbye, said I'd be gone for a day or two
I'm looked upon as the savior who provides all the actual profit
Until I dust off my Members Only jacket in the back of the closet
I pocket my semi-automatic pistol, camouflaged with shirt and sleeves
Leave to stalk my victim who I certainly need to observe in peace
Hastily drum my fingers, waiting impatiently on his suburban street
No newspaper at the end of his driveway - We all get what we deserve it seems
Thirty minutes breeze by, he finally pulls from the curb to leave
Turning to me as he passes, never stopping to give the third degree
I turn off the trail of my cell phone and click on my burner piece
Tailing behind, keeping my distance; Tires crunching over deserted leaves
This beautiful fall day is sure fitting... Everything that takes its toll expires
I follow behind for a quarter mile and pull up outside Holsten's Diner
Come to a rolling stop; Dusk to night brokers a right of passage
In typical fashion, the opinions of savages are tied to madness
The target goes inside like a grizzly bear yet to be captured
Cuz of reactions, I'll put him down before he's aware of what happened
Once the blonde bitch enters the establishment target practice won't matter
No collateral damage on pedestrians, even when packed to the rafters
Stash the glock in my pocket, emotion blinds my focused eyes
I stroll toward the diner, some punk kid falls in close behind
Pay him no mind, I go inside - A bell rings when I open the door
A token of war... This is somewhere I've stuck my nose in before
Blow off steam and order coffee, that's how I cornered the market
Sit-calm before I take a sparse sip and glance toward the target
Spot the blonde bitch, and that punk kid sitting across from him
Must be his wife and son... I have visions of wasting the lot of them
A parking space tolerance; Draw parallels to determine the lines
But I can't come to terms with the lies with murder in mind
I focus on the target while about to commit a permanent crime
No person beside him... Terrific timing, that's a perfect sightline
Life holds on by a single twine while sewing insides
No families intertwine; It's against the unspoken code we live by
This isn't ideal for a clean hit, but better than some random dive pool hall
Target plays "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey on his tableside jukebox
Like executions I gotta hit the head... I walk slow to avoid suspicion
I've brushed shoulders with the best, few notice a noise once distanced
Never grown to enjoy resistance; It detracts when I'm on a mission
I casually pass the target's position... No eye contact given
Go to the bathroom stall like Godfather - It's just my process with this
But I don't need a piece behind the toilet seat to drop this misfit
Checked my gun and clicked off the safety so no ammo can slip
Put the glock back in my jacket pocket, keeping a hand on the grip
Leave fully equipped; When push comes to shove having pull hurts you
Watching the target eat onion rings I realize everything comes full circle...
Approach from behind and from a slight side angle at once
Out of view his open mouth consumes; Enjoy your last meal, fat fuck
Don't need to catch up to his last words, I won't depart with all he said
I stop close by and take aim at the targets balding head
Diner's mind their business, no one notices the incoming horror for now
The front door opens, the bell rings - The target looks up toward the sound
No more acting cordial and proud, it's time to let loose
Perfect opportunity; I fire a bullet through the target's right temple
He's knocked to the side, shouts and screams; Lights out, instantly
Mouth agape, lungs deflate... There's no doubt he can't breathe
Observe the crowd... I barely had to feel the trigger to pull it
Target didn't turn around, I bet he didn't even hear the bullet...
His wife screams in horror, "Tony!" The punk kid uses the table for cover
Shots break his skull and paint the walls, the booth layered in blood...
Journey still sings the chorus... People in the diner duck out and run
I become one, moving toward the door while pocketing the gun
Some tanned skin girl peeks in the door and freezes of course
Her eyes go wide, "Daddy!" She drops her car keys on the floor
One nudge and she rushes toward him, forever tragic and scarred
I exit the diner amidst the commotion and head back to my car
Will have to go to the scrapyard, there's too many eyewitnesses to consider
I peel out quick and head under the bridge by the Hudson river
Make a call on the burner phone, "This line's secure, go ahead..."
I turn my head and look around, "Tony Soprano is confirmed dead" I said
A long silence on the other end... then, "Your money is deposited now"
Odd as it sounds, I didn't think the mafia's allowed to be talking aloud
Hell of a night, irony is right; It would take a good fella to deny it
I stare up at the full moon by the sound, relishing in the quiet
Hell isn't rising, Heaven isn't gone - It's not any one option
It's funny, I felt millions of eyes on me like everyone's watching
Until I shot him... Then suddenly it was like a weight off my chest
No one seemed to take notice, like everyone had basically left
An amazing discrepancy... HBO lenses at my feet cut to the Chase
Something was turned off and a dark nothingness was all that remained
The lenses were attached to thin cables, it was viewed in my favor
Time to return to my family and enjoy the fruits of my labor
Like castration it takes balls to do this - This is for Members Only
In order to upend a show creative hires me without ever knowing
I'll be letter opening soon I think, but don't push the envelope please
Getting lonely, life is never considered short when it's ending slowly
I'll invest these funds for my next project and put the rest in holding
Remember phonies... It's never over until you see the credits rolling...


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15 Years Later...

An incoming call at 4 am woke me from my slumber fast
Too numb to act, I wondered and asked, 'Who's number's that?'
How was my location discovered? I shouldn't be on GPS or colored maps
Picked up and heard, "The lumberjack's back" - Outside thunder clapped
"Target is Dexter Morgan..." Talk about being kept under wraps
I killed him in a wooden cabin in the past, beheaded from his lower half
Stowed the cast in a morgue, dead; Maybe the message had lost track
It's not like I had nothing to fall back on, I already collected that contract
It wasn't easy whacking a serial killer; Some actors earn the right role
But when you factor in reprisals it becomes a matter of survival
The arrival of a rival... I can only take a stab with a knife though
The voice was a political tight rope, "It appears we have a revival..."
Showtime! To Miami we go... "No, but at least you knew your history..."
"Try due northeast... Target is now in New York City"
"Make sure you get it right, please..." Then the operator's line went dead
Frankenstein... These resurrected zombies are a real pain in my neck
It's time to put Dexter down for good, no more resurrection concerns
THIS time... I'll make that detective nerd wish he never returned
Then it's on down to the next show, another pathetic lost and found
Ironic how they shoot a pilot episode yet never get it off the ground...
Tragedies abound, enjoy those precious few seasons with crowds
Or I'll be at the set in my Members Only jacket...


See ya around.