WEEK 1: Spree vs Wanderer SPREE WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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Good luck, gentlemen

[Bomb Bard]

Yup

[Wanderer]

Here

[Bomb Bard]

Already talked to wanderer I may need ext

[UPN Zuch]

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[Bomb Bard]

12 sent

[UPN Zuch]

Wanderer verse:


fuck em & chuck em philosophy. No time for when a chick’s trippin
I never had a Carmex... urs had to come my way just to get their lips glistened
& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist
Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up
All ur shit light hitting & soft, man just don’t even try
No sting. Get smoked for that sweet shit, I’m handling pests like Amazonian tribes
Best pack up. get the fuck outta here fore’ imm’a see a fag dropped
mac’ll blast. vacuum flask; u leaking in the bag when ur top’s half off

[UPN Zuch]

Spree verse:

Originally Posted by Bomb Bard

Wanderer aka Had alll NS wins to get to the NBL finals and Lose to Resin the Asian invader

& according to that bracket?...
I woulda beat Ad, You, & Cash w/o letting lead fly
So first WK..1 Shell through ur head have ur lids squint more than Res Eyes
Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!
We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice
Money? What you Owen’s Gray s’why this chump is hurt
Punches? I got Small Hands! & always need another guy to help ur fuckin work!
Choppa start @ the legs & work up till dude dead
His kid’ll see 2 sticks hit below the hip like the finals pic of Zuch legs!
Put a spike in ur shoulda! Ya I’m bleedin this dude
This Hawk’ll go Animal @ slam ur body into the earth... RIP LEGION OF DOOM

[Aero]

Wand - mime artist was creative but light.. guard dog chin was cool... vacuum line was okay but I can see others loving it...


Spree - rescue is good nameplay... some of the references I dont know off hand

Good battle. Good pairing. Idk who won

[Adverse]

In my eyes it comes down to :

& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist
Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up

Vs

Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!
We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice

Both had some uncharacteristic misses, y’all are usually more consistent.

I’m going to edge it to Bomb personally just a little more ferocious imo

V/Bomb

[Destroyer]

This was pretty bad but I think spree edged it out
Wand I guess I haven’t seen battle regularly before?
Are you saying like I never had a car, Mex, like calling him Mexican? I dont think spree is Mexican. Also, then you refer to the girls, I think, though structurally you refer to the Carmex, like you had to borrow spree’s Carmex in order to put some on your lips? But no, cause it’s their lips that you are saying are glistened so anyway I’m confused and this is how I read your entire verse.
Spree, rescue was nice. I’ll say that. The rest was like a long walk to get to an ice cream shop where the ice cream was just a bit too tiny, you know? Like almost enough ice cream, but just not.

Anyway, vote spree and please for the love of god, get Corleone professional help or just kill him. Either way. Either way’s fine

[evaD]

fuck em & chuck em philosophy. No time for when a chick’s trippin
I never had a Carmex... urs had to come my way just to get their lips glistened
Had to google but this is nice
& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist
Barriers for yourself as a concept a bit of a stretch
Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up
This is fire
All ur shit light hitting & soft, man just don’t even try
No sting. Get smoked for that sweet shit, I’m handling pests like Amazonian tribes
Ehh
Best pack up. get the fuck outta here fore’ imm’a see a fag dropped
mac’ll blast. vacuum flask; u leaking in the bag when ur top’s half off
lol took me a minute to work this one out but it’s cool




Wanderer aka Had alll NS wins to get to the NBL finals and Lose to Resin the Asian invader

& according to that bracket?...
I woulda beat Ad, You, & Cash w/o letting lead fly
So first WK..1 Shell through ur head have ur lids squint more than Res Eyes
Ok
Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!
Bar rescue? I don’t really get it
We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice
Lmao
Money? What you Owen’s Gray s’why this chump is hurt
Punches? I got Small Hands! & always need another guy to help ur fuckin work!
lol had to google this
Choppa start @ the legs & work up till dude dead
His kid’ll see 2 sticks hit below the hip like the finals pic of Zuch legs!
Nice
Put a spike in ur shoulda! Ya I’m bleedin this dude
This Hawk’ll go Animal @ slam ur body into the earth... RIP LEGION OF DOOM
Lol. This concept been done a lot tho


I thought wand got these with more standouts and better wording/concepts

Vote - wand
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[Universe]

Wanderer:

fuck em & chuck em philosophy. No time for when a chick’s trippin
I never had a Carmex... urs had to come my way just to get their lips glistened

- I know what Carmex is but it also has to work as Carm-ex, right? Or am I missing something?

& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist

- or "you don't know what you're up against" works lol. But I liked this version too.

Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up

- i mean I get it, but ehhh...

All ur shit light hitting & soft, man just don’t even try
No sting. Get smoked for that sweet shit, I’m handling pests like Amazonian tribes

- You've been watching some History docs, haven't you? lol

Best pack up. get the fuck outta here fore’ imm’a see a fag dropped
mac’ll blast. vacuum flask; u leaking in the bag when ur top’s half off

- dig the vacuum metaphor, sorta. It also kinda sucked at the same time... weird.


Bomb Bard:

& according to that bracket?...
I woulda beat Ad, You, & Cash w/o letting lead fly
So first WK..1 Shell through ur head have ur lids squint more than Res Eyes

- Yeah... no.

Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!

- Res-cue to drop whack was cool. Like it. @evaD missed this one lol.

We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice

- lol. It kinda does.

Money? What you Owen’s Gray s’why this chump is hurt
Punches? I got Small Hands! & always need another guy to help ur fuckin work!

- just provide us with links for these references plz lol

Choppa start @ the legs & work up till dude dead
His kid’ll see 2 sticks hit below the hip like the finals pic of Zuch legs!

- Too specific for my liking. You're assuming ppl see the things you do.

Put a spike in ur shoulda! Ya I’m bleedin this dude
This Hawk’ll go Animal @ slam ur body into the earth... RIP LEGION OF DOOM

- Love Legion of Doom but not this bar.

Close one fellas... But I'm going with Bomb Bard here for his wordplay and more focused personal attacks. Wanderer is the more naturally talented writer... but Bomb Bard tried harder for this one. Hard work beats talent when talent refuses to work hard. I think he caught Wand napping a little.

Vote - Bomb Bard

[Mac]

fuck em & chuck em philosophy. No time for when a chick’s trippin
I never had a Carmex... urs had to come my way just to get their lips glistened
cool concept

& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist
lol

Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up
errr

All ur shit light hitting & soft, man just don’t even try
No sting. Get smoked for that sweet shit, I’m handling pests like Amazonian tribes
lol

Best pack up. get the fuck outta here fore’ imm’a see a fag dropped
mac’ll blast. vacuum flask; u leaking in the bag when ur top’s half off
cool.. approved cuz my name is on it


vs.

& according to that bracket?...
I woulda beat Ad, You, & Cash w/o letting lead fly
So first WK..1 Shell through ur head have ur lids squint more than Res Eyes
okayish

Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!
not feeling this

We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice
lol

Money? What you Owen’s Gray s’why this chump is hurt
Punches? I got Small Hands! & always need another guy to help ur fuckin work!
okk

Choppa start @ the legs & work up till dude dead
His kid’ll see 2 sticks hit below the hip like the finals pic of Zuch legs!
loll

Put a spike in ur shoulda! Ya I’m bleedin this dude
This Hawk’ll go Animal @ slam ur body into the earth... RIP LEGION OF DOOM
lol

this could go either way.. and its a problem cuz spree has 1 more bar and he had 1 more hit.. so I'm going with him here.. wanderer did good but I feel like hes switching styles too much

v/spree

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Wanderer

I liked the mime artist and your closer was nice too. Everything else was not to your usual standards. Week 1 though. Looking forward to your other shit.

Spree

Verse was alright. Beetle juice and Zuch legs was cool. Your misses were slightly better than wands but this was really close. You edged the W.


Vote Spree