Championship: The Sexucators vs. Monsters INC

[Saint]

Finals Tag Team Tournament 2005

kungfugrip:

i got Sex frozen in their steps, my bro's as phony as it gets
and Darcy runs cunt off the site.. so he can be the only one that's left
ya can't touch me, I'm over your head with flows.. it's scary dude
and my punches make you fall so hard.. you'll be proposing marriage too
nobody scared of you, washed up and second rate, bruised to disgrace
I taught your partner with the hands, too bad I was using his face!
losing today with your snoozer display, Pulse can save his two cents
cause you can't support your partner when your Daddy's paying the rent
Pulse ain't even a man telling them lies, I got nothing to hide..
but I used to slap you in the face just to see you well up your eyes
telling you guys, Pulse the weakest in text, and even Steve can attest
give Darcy a left cross to the chest, just to give Jesus a rest..
Monster's the best, these queers can't wait to taste my palms..
I got Pulse feeling a profound sense of loss, forget about Stacy's Mom..

go write me a sestina fruitcake.

ill nik-A:

Ya bitches cant stop us two, must’ve not thought it through
Pulse, its true! we drop flames while Darcy has the hotts for u
flamers are lamers askin each other for favors all for a great cause
Sexucators? enlighten me cuz if Darcy’s the Mr what does that make Pulse?
take off, back to LO & HHH spits, fuck that wackness u came with
Not even Kung can relate bitch cuz u havent looked the same since
impressin nikster? u beg to kiss’er, fuck advices & suggestions, Mister
cuz I got a daddy mac that’ll have me jump in bed with ur x’s sister
Flex & twist’er, what u got to show? those lost skills haunts UPN
Fuck an update cuz even that bitch just wants to be friends
been more then fun, forget ya records, this is the end of your scorin run
fuck the Cuban jokes cuz after this week Darcy’s gonna be the foreign-1
stormin son, crown Monsters champs no need to be mad or be sad
how the fuck u gonna beat us when we still don’t believe u beat Jihad

Champs bitches.

Mister Darcy:

we got victory DOWN PAT.. these faggots are finished..
win the tourney? nikka can't even win his battle with English
bitches.. if my punches don't land.. be hopeful and pray,
cuz the wind behind them is still enough to blow you away
Okay Nik, you're leavin the show, we all see you're a hoe
how you gonna win now that you can't IM me for a vote?
You're a joke, your wack lines make us grimace in anguish
fuck ESL... nik-A, you need English as a Fifth Language!!
.. Grip, your lines are too long.. are you actually that stupid?
heads don't knock your flow, they take a battering ram to it!
bitch, i'm over ya head.. you're just average and dull..
droppin' a penny for your thoughts.. fuckin' shatters ya skull
the damage is done, Sex winnin this, better believe this
cuz ya'll need so much more than a monster effort to beat us..

Pulse:

Listen Kev, I own ya.. thought big bro’s were meant to set the persona
but shit, if I followed Kung, I’d be a broke drunk with no high school diploma
it’s over, your rhymes suck, why pollute the boards with your vomit?
your shit is so gassed that nik-A could have floated to Florida on it
your hopes are all gone, kids.. testin’ the Sexes is real stupid
cuz cats ain’t feelin Kung.. they’re pokin’ him to see if he’s still movin’
so what are you provin? Grip can’t counter these barbarous blows
I got the Cuban ready to jump ship, like he was spotted by Harbor Patrol
I’ll martyr these hoes.. you get dropped when you spit in this bitch
cuz we all know heads are gonna roll… just not with Nikka and Grip
you’re in no place to be threatening, shit, my statements are deafening
and if talent is key, then these bitches are breaking and entering
call it mentoring, these heads get beaten, this verse’ll end your season
cuz I got the Inc in the palm of my hands, like my pen was leakin’