Why YOUR team will win the SB. GAME THREAD.

[Finnydot]

Rules:

1. Has to be YOUR team. This isn't a "why the ...... Are going to win" because that's lame. If Tom plays this year then obviously he's the favorite. That's not why we're here. Unless you're an actual Pats fan then it works. We know who everyone's teams are, as hopeless as it may seem, YOUR dolphins are going to win because why?

2. This isn't 5 years down the road, this is THIS year. Don't care if y'all went 2-14, your team is winning this year.

3. Have to explain EXACTLY what would have to happen. Meaning, let's see some fake playoff brackets, or who you think you could beat in the playoffs. Who would be your match up in the big game. What's the score?

4. This is supposed to be fun. There shouldn't be TOO MUCH "you're fucking stupid for thinking x-y-z. Let's just bask in fantasy land for a bit.



I'll wait to get a few examples before I start gushing about the Cowboys because that's going to instantly kill this thread. I want an @uh-oh jizzing about the draft first. Maybe talk about a few trades and fantasy situations before I go into mine.


FOOTBALL SEASON COMING HOES, LET'S GET IT!