Geno and muff need keybaords with breathalyzers on em

Hush · 04-30-2015, 04:35 PM

Niggas sloppy as fuck boarding inebriated

El Muffin · 04-30-2015, 04:36 PM

Hahaha

Legit thread if I'm being 100

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 04:51 PM

side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer

Badweather · 04-30-2015, 05:02 PM

Giving you rep took you from 7 to 2028782

My rep hand is way strong

El Muffin · 04-30-2015, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect

side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer

What in the fuck

You sounded well versed on the subject matter

Hush · 04-30-2015, 05:39 PM

Smfh

This boy urbandialect need a time out

Certain · 04-30-2015, 05:45 PM

Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.

Should we just ban him for a few days?

Mr. J · 04-30-2015, 05:48 PM

Ban him for a few weeks

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.

Should we just ban him for a few days?

i don't think you understood what i was saying ...

you can funnel some alcohol up your ass to get drunk, in you're case you can use your pussy, either way you'll still pass the breathalyzer

Geno · 04-30-2015, 06:24 PM

Dead.
So true

Geno · 04-30-2015, 06:27 PM

Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 06:30 PM

yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe

Certain · 04-30-2015, 06:30 PM

No, you will not pass a breathalyzer test. Breathalyzer machines text your blood-alcohol level. Entry point has nothing to do with it.

Are you Trademark?

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

I'm going to have to throw the yellow flag and blow the whisle

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

No, you will not pass a breathalyzer test. Breathalyzer machines text your blood-alcohol level. Entry point has nothing to do with it.

Are you Trademark?

i'm the Bonecollector, fuck Trademark's bitch ass, and i stand corrected on the blood alchool level ones, they do take a blood sample now

Hush · 04-30-2015, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect

yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe

I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up

Urban Dialect · 04-30-2015, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up

lol.. stfu

Wise Wiggles · 04-30-2015, 06:42 PM

Jesus christ. That's actually how little high schoolers get drunk in class. In turn they get alcohol poisoning except there's no way to pump the alcohol out of their stomachs so it's very bad. It's like 8 times more potent because it bypasses the liver. And Urban Dialect is NAQ.. Correct me if I'm wrong. And Certain is correct, lol, measures blood alcohol content.

Badweather · 04-30-2015, 06:48 PM

Urban dialect trolling hard as fuck.

Hey naq!

El Muffin · 04-30-2015, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

Lol.

..

Wait

What

04-30-2015, 04:35 PM	#1
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04-30-2015, 04:51 PM	#3
Urban Dialect Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 450 Rep Power: 2172676	side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer Last edited by Urban Dialect; 04-30-2015 at 05:07 PM.

04-30-2015, 05:02 PM	#4
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Giving you rep took you from 7 to 2028782 My rep hand is way strong __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

04-30-2015, 05:39 PM	#6
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Smfh This boy urbandialect need a time out __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

04-30-2015, 05:45 PM	#7
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works. Should we just ban him for a few days? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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04-30-2015, 06:27 PM	#11
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer. I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things. I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

04-30-2015, 06:30 PM	#12
Urban Dialect Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 450 Rep Power: 2172676	yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe

04-30-2015, 06:42 PM	#18
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Jesus christ. That's actually how little high schoolers get drunk in class. In turn they get alcohol poisoning except there's no way to pump the alcohol out of their stomachs so it's very bad. It's like 8 times more potent because it bypasses the liver. And Urban Dialect is NAQ.. Correct me if I'm wrong. And Certain is correct, lol, measures blood alcohol content. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

04-30-2015, 06:48 PM	#19
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Urban dialect trolling hard as fuck. Hey naq! __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

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