Abuela break-out in Texas? Now we have a whole bunch of mexican grandmas crossing the border? What is border patrol doing? Seriously.

BWHAHA · 10-02-2014, 10:43 PM

sigh.

I gargle 2% percent milk

Macabre, morose, favorable full-course meal of a naked full grown veal.
Tasteless. Control+Alt+Delete your soul and re-write the protocol form
Cobalt kurt's chrome. Update your HTML to make you sooo obsolete.
Encase me in titanium-sheet metal, poured on the cement, then I broke off con-crete.
It's like an iranian mission in SoCom, once missiles and napalm, fiscally make their way and sizzle your mates arm.
I'll create a constitution. The militant that 'vades nam.
You're Treponema pallidum on a prostitutes clit.
Tripping on your pals after I shoot em', and after it becomes a joke
"LOOK AT THESE DEAD GUYS, SO MANY OF THEM"
Spin goes the dreidel, but fuck jews and their cheapness. I'll purposely spin a penny on em'.
It's Lenny Kravitz, with impending action on a massive-brawl scheming rape case
If you're Pink Floyds brick in the wall, I'm Miley Cyrus's cannonball screaming mayday
hey hey hey.
The baphomets true form. Replace a diabetic's blood transfusion with ketchup.
I didn't get charged. It was pretty much inconclusive from the get-up
convolution conundrum, receive a concussive conclusion
I'll eat alphabet soup but sneeze cause I'm allergic and spell the words achoo cause I'm fucking confusing. Fuck you.
Oooooohhhhhhh nooooooooo! I hate fabolous. Cause he spells his name wrong, bombtastic rhymes when I flow
I'm off Saturn. Take a lous-y dildo and shove it up his ass right after he say's f-a-b so it falls in line with the "OH!'
Mostly cathartic, with the flow that I harness. ghostliest martian, it's moses and golem.
Fuck'a stupid baby, and fuck'a depressing mid-lifer
The shit that I spit ciphered, is like a one fif- nah one sixth of the best shit you ever thought to think you thought you thoughted/thinked the thoughts I thunk. Fire.
Thaw you from a clunk of ice, and before it starts to melt
I'll hold a lighter to my breath and burp, cause I'm drunk as hell
*raspberries* I'm a child at heart, but that child is six years old
This fist here though, ages faster, it's got the grade-8 backburst of a grenade blaster.
Kente with a leg unmaimed. Running from the master henchmen
Use my peg as a shotgun and say kunta everytime I blast a peasant
Take you to Grenada in a jet-plane backwards
asphyxiate you in the jet-fumes til' the smog creates a methane casper (and he says boo)
I'm Lex Luth. Nah, I'm none of those guys, BWHAHAHAHA. Laughing insanely, a bit.
Led the league in sacks, and I ain't even playing and shit.
Twiddling thumbs. Ridiculous motherfucker with a stick in his butt
Wanna' get a girl? Listen up, little punk, here's the pick-up line that'll get you sexed and fucked:

Girl, I'm so sleepy.
Girl: Why, you sleepy hon?
Cause that ass put ME TO SLEEP, must be because it's A JIGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYPUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JIGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPUFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFF (repeat 10x)

Take the A-1 steak, and shove it all up your ped'stals.
dripping Visine drops on fresh shark made from the jet-fuel.

what is border patrol doing

AndyHiro · 10-02-2014, 11:26 PM

Border patrol better work on their d. Or it's gonna be like the rise of the planet of the abuelas.

YDK · 10-03-2014, 07:58 AM

The shitthatI spitciphered, is likea one fif- nah one sixth of the best shit you ever thought to think you thought you thoughted/thinked the thoughts I thunk. Fire.

Lol this was dope man

dead man · 10-03-2014, 10:04 AM

convolution conundrum, receive a concussive conclusion
I'll eat alphabet soup but sneeze cause I'm allergic and spell the words achoo cause I'm fucking confusing.

ha ha ha

oats · 10-04-2014, 05:18 AM

:)

PancakeBrah · 10-04-2014, 02:24 PM

10/10 A+

Wise Wiggles · 10-04-2014, 03:35 PM

cool poopy pants shit

big baby · 10-04-2014, 08:12 PM

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads played in my head while reading this.

CopyPat · 10-05-2014, 03:17 PM

this was weird. so scattered. too scattered. u seem rusty. im not hating but just being honest with u because ive seen u write much better than this. it had its moments of dopeness, and u always bring some humor and crazy originality to your drops but overall it wasn't up to your old standards. hopefully you can stick around and begin to post more again. comparing this to BB actually makes me appreciate his open mics even more. they have this same kindof feel to them a little but they're way more focused. im sure u keyed this though either way good to see u dropping. post more

10-02-2014, 10:43 PM	#1
BWHAHA Sophomore Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 176 Rep Power: 4754293	Abuela break-out in Texas? Now we have a whole bunch of mexican grandmas crossing the border? What is border patrol doing? Seriously. sigh. I gargle 2% percent milk Macabre, morose, favorable full-course meal of a naked full grown veal. Tasteless. Control+Alt+Delete your soul and re-write the protocol form Cobalt kurt's chrome. Update your HTML to make you sooo obsolete. Encase me in titanium-sheet metal, poured on the cement, then I broke off con-crete. It's like an iranian mission in SoCom, once missiles and napalm, fiscally make their way and sizzle your mates arm. I'll create a constitution. The militant that 'vades nam. You're Treponema pallidum on a prostitutes clit. Tripping on your pals after I shoot em', and after it becomes a joke "LOOK AT THESE DEAD GUYS, SO MANY OF THEM" Spin goes the dreidel, but fuck jews and their cheapness. I'll purposely spin a penny on em'. It's Lenny Kravitz, with impending action on a massive-brawl scheming rape case If you're Pink Floyds brick in the wall, I'm Miley Cyrus's cannonball screaming mayday hey hey hey. The baphomets true form. Replace a diabetic's blood transfusion with ketchup. I didn't get charged. It was pretty much inconclusive from the get-up convolution conundrum, receive a concussive conclusion I'll eat alphabet soup but sneeze cause I'm allergic and spell the words achoo cause I'm fucking confusing. Fuck you. Oooooohhhhhhh nooooooooo! I hate fabolous. Cause he spells his name wrong, bombtastic rhymes when I flow I'm off Saturn. Take a lous-y dildo and shove it up his ass right after he say's f-a-b so it falls in line with the "OH!' Mostly cathartic, with the flow that I harness. ghostliest martian, it's moses and golem. Fuck'a stupid baby, and fuck'a depressing mid-lifer The shit that I spit ciphered, is like a one fif- nah one sixth of the best shit you ever thought to think you thought you thoughted/thinked the thoughts I thunk. Fire. Thaw you from a clunk of ice, and before it starts to melt I'll hold a lighter to my breath and burp, cause I'm drunk as hell raspberries I'm a child at heart, but that child is six years old This fist here though, ages faster, it's got the grade-8 backburst of a grenade blaster. Kente with a leg unmaimed. Running from the master henchmen Use my peg as a shotgun and say kunta everytime I blast a peasant Take you to Grenada in a jet-plane backwards asphyxiate you in the jet-fumes til' the smog creates a methane casper (and he says boo) I'm Lex Luth. Nah, I'm none of those guys, BWHAHAHAHA. Laughing insanely, a bit. Led the league in sacks, and I ain't even playing and shit. Twiddling thumbs. Ridiculous motherfucker with a stick in his butt Wanna' get a girl? Listen up, little punk, here's the pick-up line that'll get you sexed and fucked: Girl, I'm so sleepy. Girl: Why, you sleepy hon? Cause that ass put ME TO SLEEP, must be because it's A JIGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYPUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JIGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPUFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFF (repeat 10x) Take the A-1 steak, and shove it all up your ped'stals. dripping Visine drops on fresh shark made from the jet-fuel. what is border patrol doing Last edited by BWHAHA; 10-02-2014 at 10:46 PM.

10-03-2014, 07:58 AM	#3
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	The shitthatI spitciphered, is likea one fif- nah one sixth of the best shit you ever thought to think you thought you thoughted/thinked the thoughts I thunk. Fire. Lol this was dope man __________________

10-03-2014, 10:04 AM	#4
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10-04-2014, 05:18 AM	#5
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10-02-2014, 11:26 PM	#2
AndyHiro Yeah Im kinda like that Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 0	Border patrol better work on their d. Or it's gonna be like the rise of the planet of the abuelas.

10-04-2014, 03:35 PM	#7
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10-05-2014, 03:17 PM	#9
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 708 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742225	this was weird. so scattered. too scattered. u seem rusty. im not hating but just being honest with u because ive seen u write much better than this. it had its moments of dopeness, and u always bring some humor and crazy originality to your drops but overall it wasn't up to your old standards. hopefully you can stick around and begin to post more again. comparing this to BB actually makes me appreciate his open mics even more. they have this same kindof feel to them a little but they're way more focused. im sure u keyed this though either way good to see u dropping. post more __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.