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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,850
Battle Record: 1-1
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Sneak in ya crib and start Flippin out... Ninjas
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Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore. |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
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Super Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,420
Battle Record: 70-25
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- Picture Battle Tournament
- Netcees Battle League (3x)
- Netcees Writers League (2x)
- Summer Classic VI
- Fall Brawl III
- Netcees Battle League Season X
- Lyric Olympics
Rep Power: 77164519 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Ummmm
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Grumpy old man. |
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#4 |
Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,850
Battle Record: 1-1
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hope you guys are ready for an onslaught of shitty gun bars!!!!!!
let's gooooooo!!!!!
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'M RUNNING LOW ON POWER, SO I'LL SCATTER WITH ARMS.
I'MA SALT MY SLUGS, WATCH'EM SHRIVEL AND CATCH A BATTERY CHARGE.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws. |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Yo...
My guns is loaded with double coated shrapnel shards that impact and explode on rappers in droves. BATTLE BARS!!!! |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899399 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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across the Motel 8 I steady the red dot; next off, *clang* the Beretta's cocked,
Ur wife's in sobs as the bullet has your whole neck and jaw hangin: Coretta Scott
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Simply; my rifle assembly has no rivals, son.
Private Gump couldn't fasten a bolt action this timely. DONE. |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Defensive postures are dismissed when launching these shots at your heart.
Surrender? No prisoners. Like you swiped a box of cigars. |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899399 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Pile of 30.06 shells, no hand shakes as my bursts whore attention,
rifle thru the mags quicker than @El Pancake searching for a mention
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#11 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Purchase an anarchy beam. Never shot, but fuck learning
Private Pyle you & shoot the instructioner when the guns burning |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Guns loaded. Dust blowing. it's sorta' simplistic
Tired of automatic pump-overs, fuck it, I'm going ballistic. |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My boom stick is relevant. Ruin an elephant's day.
Tin can champion. Red Ryder marksman with them pellets on prey. |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899399 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Roll tide. Tuck. Roll to cover. U sane? No but the bolt strikes like the toe spikes of a road runner. Make it rain lead rivers. The thunder clap of my double tap makes Old Spice men lay, then quiver under quilts and hold covers.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The snap cannons' bananas. Try peeling the monkey
Handgun with a camera, I could see ya guts on the front screen |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My taste is old school. Automatic gats are nothing.
I'll filet your flesh with bayonets strapped to classic muskets. I'd rather stab and bludgeon. Guns are all too quick. It's fun to rub the blood between your palms a bit. |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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nice. gotta shower. text u l8er db <3 FUCK U ZEN STAY AWAY FROM DB BITCH
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,850
Battle Record: 1-1
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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i got tha burna, you know i got the burna
...pop a slug in your ear, the size you never heard of
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Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore. |
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I got the toaster, you know I got the toaster
... throw it in ya bath and watch them rubba duckies roasting |
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ill nik-a built the ark, moonwalk in spilt ectocooler, split ignored wen dbnbb flo, split ur horry . theyre jordan |
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