your naked on a basketball court

[uh-oh]

there are midgets EVERYWHERE

your genitals are protected

how many do you think you could incapacitate?

i honestly could probably beast through the whole room

but what are midget heads like? are they soft or do they got regular hard human heads?

but for real tho i wonder how many midgets it would take to take me out.

[PancakeBrah]

being naked seems irrelevant in this scenario

[big baby]

why is my naked on bb court

[Certain]

[StarFaggot]

Think I'm done w the site for today.

[Strikta]

Very underrated thread.

I don't got u beasting thru the whole room tho. Some of them joints are bout it yo.

Ud beast thru some, but eventually the stronger ones would work u over.

& their domes are like ours.. but w/ protruding foreheads.. so they're like little battering rams.

Would love to see it.

[YDK]

I wouldn't even waste energy trying to punch down on em, a bunch of half cocked kicks to the nuts would drop quite a few of em an leave enough stamina ta use your arms to throw a few into a few others. Beat a mother Fucker with another mother fucker type status
I'd think 15/20 would take me out tho

[uh-oh]

if you just took off running tho

like your bulling through them they'd fly

i dont think a midget could just get trampled on like a normal human. think about stepping on a midgets knee while he's down

just grabbing, throwing, running, stomping

you cant feasibly punch them in the head if they got normal skull density tho

i would just try to throw them into eachother, ALOT.

but if they can bite and stuff that evens it out

i still think i could take out a billion.

how much force can they generate in anything?

[Certain]

I think a strong male midget would be tougher to fight than most women.

[YDK]

Lmfao @Certain

[Certain]

Originally Posted by YDK

Lmfao @Certain

THIS DUDE IS SQUATTING 551 POUNDS.

I'm a large fellow. I don't weigh even half of 551 pounds.

[big baby]

tbfair he only has to travel like 2-3 inches to the ground

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

if you just took off running tho

like your bulling through them they'd fly

i dont think a midget could just get trampled on like a normal human. think about stepping on a midgets knee while he's down

just grabbing, throwing, running, stomping

you cant feasibly punch them in the head if they got normal skull density tho

i would just try to throw them into eachother, ALOT.

but if they can bite and stuff that evens it out

i still think i could take out a billion.

how much force can they generate in anything?

Lolwut

Cmon man

All them midgets?

U couod def wax a dozen of em....but eventually they just gone join together like midget voltron an beat the shit out ur marb reds an cheetos ass w the quickness

PLUS

Ur dick may as well have a homing beacon on it

Ur most vulnerable spot is now at eye level to an army of ur enemies

Ur dick is now a midget speed bag

Sons gon toss eachother like little dick battering rams into ur dick ...an their heads r like them dinosaurs w the ramming heads

Better pack a lunch

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lolwut

Cmon man

All them midgets?

U couod def wax a dozen of em....but eventually they just gone join together like midget voltron an beat the shit out ur marb reds an cheetos ass w the quickness

PLUS

Ur dick may as well have a homing beacon on it

Ur most vulnerable spot is now at eye level to an army of ur enemies

Ur dick is now a midget speed bag

Sons gon toss eachother like little dick battering rams into ur dick ...an their heads r like them dinosaurs w the ramming heads

Better pack a lunch

In uh-oh's scenario, his groin is invulnerable. But they'll bite right through your Achilles tendon if they get desperate. What then?

[Ghost1]

I see now...."ur genitals are protected"

Still

Midget voltron is a real thing. Rip uhoh.

[big baby]

tbh i fought many midget since bb same hiehgt but tbh i thinky uo could obliterate a few of hundred

they'd get smart and realzie what you're doing and the midgets that arent getting pummeled would start to formulate a tactic to override your onslaught of midgetslaughter

they'd stand on each others shoulders and keep going till they're like 300 feet tall and confront you then youd look up to the midget tower of death and concede defeat but not until you tackle the bottom midget and they all come toppling down and they drop on you ut you'd use the tackled midget as a protector for all the battering ram foreheads coming down at you, you oculd take the lead midge tand swing him around and around until they hit other midgets, and since he's lighter and they're slow/small they couldnt catch you while you do one full revolution, so you're just swapping at them constantly, but you'd get dizzy. this is when they attack.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Certain

THIS DUDE IS SQUATTING 275 POUNDS.

I'm a large fellow. I don't weigh 275 pounds.

That's a lot more than 275 pounds.

[uh-oh]

i would literally throw that midget squatting 275 lbs 275 feet through the air

by the next of his shirt and scruff of his pants like it was a western movie

i'm just picturing kicks to the chest where they bowl into eachother

i can't picture them PUNCHING. and if they grab me if i just kept moving i would destroy there feeble tendons and musculature in their weird t-rex arms

im just thinking like anatomy wise

how could they even punch? or kick?

they would have to grab and bite

if that is somehow legal in my improbable stoned afternoon fantasy than i would take on alot less of course

[Certain]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

That's a lot more than 275 pounds.

I figured greens are 50, reds are 20, whites are 5 and the bar is 45?

I don't lift.

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah but they're Eleiko plates which are Kg's.