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05-31-2014, 09:18 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
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Rich Nigga Shit
So I'm hanging out with Terrance J and Ludacris at a club when Luda's girl (Yudoksie?) asks me what I do for a living. I look at Luda like brah I don't know you that well plus Im with a girl so you shouldn't feel threatened.
Anyways I tell her and Luda chuckled like I'm a regular nigga. The fuck? So I'm drunk and he's medicated I'm like I prolly got more in the bank than you. He says ok big bank take little bank. I said I didn't bring cash like that. Anyways so girl I came with was level headed and able to get us to the after party but she tells people I'm her bro... The fuck? So she tells another set of guys I'm her man that she doesn't want talking to her. I'm neither her man or her bro just her friend. You always have to have a pretty girl friend. So she ends up talking to a guy, cool. But the guy's friends try to holler and she says I'm her boyfriend... Bitch is you crazy? Now they laughing at me like ooooh ur girl got taken when first off she's not my girl and dude she was talking to thinks we're incestuous bc she kissed me bc he thinks I'm her bro. Learn from this...
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05-31-2014, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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such a ludicrous story, hard to bleve
..LMAOOOO!!!
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05-31-2014, 09:50 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
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Everything I say on NC is true. Take away from what happened though. Don't let your girl that's a friend call you her boyfriend to ward off other men. Check her then and there.
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05-31-2014, 11:40 PM
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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06-01-2014, 01:49 AM
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39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Read the op. Smh.
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06-01-2014, 02:17 AM
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Fresh to Death
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 641
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Alphas don't get friendzoned bro
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to revoke your pass pz |
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06-01-2014, 04:44 AM
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
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Kthxbye
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06-01-2014, 09:26 AM
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Senior Member
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06-01-2014, 09:40 AM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
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I friend zoned her, now she's my wing woman.
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06-01-2014, 10:15 AM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
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And why did you bother regaling us in this nonsense?
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06-01-2014, 10:23 AM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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Lold
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06-01-2014, 11:52 AM
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Certified Mother’s Boy
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 5,163
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Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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Aero sloppy drunk off three appletinis
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06-01-2014, 02:42 PM
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
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lol extra apple
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06-01-2014, 07:24 PM
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kickthekan
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I'm also pretty sure you dont have more money than ludacris.
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