lmao a surprisingly underwhelming weekend for your boy Lars

Lars · 06-10-2013, 09:06 AM

my fiances best friend kissed me last night after several bottles of syrok and a pizza-kebab

only now i'm torn between telling Mrs. Lars and ruining their long term friendship

and saying nothing, risking Mrs. Lars eventually finding out, and then questioning me on why i never said anything if there was nothing too it

obviously i'm thinking telling her is the best option

just looking for validation from you guys that its the right thing to do i guess

holla

Flow · 06-10-2013, 09:10 AM

What sort of kiss? How long did it last? Well then you kissed back....

Be ready for those questions and the spotlight my man

But tell her - I would tell her it like a funny anecdote

super pimp trillionaire · 06-10-2013, 09:15 AM

^
but on the other hand, snitches get stitches...
idk.
why are you getting married?
did you know that 100 percent of marriages end in DIVORCE OR DEATH?

BROKE LESNAR · 06-10-2013, 11:03 AM

From my own personal experience if you don't nip this in the bud within the first 72 hours you are opening yourself to, at minimum, extortion. She will try to use this unfortunate incident against you. It's even likely that she premeditated the entire situation. At first she will insist that you tell your fiancee the truth under the guise of remorseful and tormented best friend who is carrying an unbearable amount of guilt. Naturally, you won't do it. This is to be expected and she knows it. You're already walking on egg shells as to not ruin the engagement. A week from that happening, with no new development other than an increase in how randomly you begin seeing her best friend frequenting the same public venues as you, you also begin noticing a behaviorial shift in her personality. For instance, you'll be leaving the grocery, pushing your cart through the parking lot to your car while talking to your girlfriend on the cell. Bluetooth in, hands-free, and approaching your vehicle you notice through the window that her bestie is laying in your back seat, shirt pushed up slightly over her bra, her bra pulled slightly under her breasts, jeans tugged down to her knees while her panties rest nudged around her thighs. She'll be fingering herself. You will be faced with an ultimatum: proceed to the car seemingly oblivious to her presence only to join her in the backseat with your crotch unzipped and member in hand or simply stop and walk away. Walk away from the cart, from your groceries, your car. Your fiancee's best friend. You'll walk away. You'll walk away and get just far enough from your predicament to look back and see your car engulfed in flames. The flames of obsession.

...

...

...

But then who knows. Maybe it was just an innocent kiss and you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Hope everything turns out well. Good talk.

...the Nagger · 06-10-2013, 11:09 AM

smash the best friend

duh

Boredom · 06-10-2013, 11:50 AM

tell the truth, lying always catches up and makes it worse in the end. dealing with some shit like that right now where if i would have told the truth from the jump i would not be in the situation i am now.

Inno · 06-10-2013, 11:56 AM

pimps don't need to lie...

smack mrs lars dead in her face..and as shes recovering from the shock of your hand on her face..tell her, her best friend kissed you..

works everytime yo.

FGR · 06-10-2013, 12:03 PM

tell her she kissed u but make it like u were disgusted by it.. like "yo ur gross pig friend kissed me last night" even if shes not ugly

Flow · 06-10-2013, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ...the Munster

smash the best friend

duh

I retract my previous comment in favour of these words of wisdom :D

Lars · 06-11-2013, 05:45 AM

lmao hell nah i aint doing that

i'm a dick on the boards but i'm a loyal dude irl, yo.

TYSON · 06-11-2013, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGR

tell her she kissed u but make it like u were disgusted by it.. like "yo ur gross pig friend kissed me last night" even if shes not ugly

This....
If u don't it will either bite u on the ass or make it awkward everytime u round old girl and women can sense that shit. She probably don't trust the bitch anyway.

super pimp trillionaire · 06-11-2013, 06:05 AM

it's too late now man... it's over.
DEATH OR DIVORCE

...the Nagger · 06-11-2013, 07:56 AM

I mean it seemed like a no brainer to me

if you're really that much of a simp and need to tell her, then both of you do it together

Lars · 06-11-2013, 08:03 AM

lmao i told her last night

phone has been dead so i havent heard anything of the fallout yet

inb4 the shitstorm cometh

God Of War · 06-11-2013, 08:15 AM

it should go well for you for saying what happened you will probably be nicely rewarded from your girl

if your friend happens to find out you don't think the girl can turn that shit around and blame you right? I seen it happen.

super pimp trillionaire · 06-11-2013, 08:16 AM

it was a kiss, calm down...

06-10-2013, 09:06 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao a surprisingly underwhelming weekend for your boy Lars my fiances best friend kissed me last night after several bottles of syrok and a pizza-kebab only now i'm torn between telling Mrs. Lars and ruining their long term friendship and saying nothing, risking Mrs. Lars eventually finding out, and then questioning me on why i never said anything if there was nothing too it obviously i'm thinking telling her is the best option just looking for validation from you guys that its the right thing to do i guess holla __________________ PROVEN BITER

06-10-2013, 09:15 AM	#3
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400737	^ but on the other hand, snitches get stitches... idk. why are you getting married? did you know that 100 percent of marriages end in DIVORCE OR DEATH? __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-11-2013, 05:45 AM	#10
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao hell nah i aint doing that i'm a dick on the boards but i'm a loyal dude irl, yo. __________________ PROVEN BITER Last edited by Lars; 06-11-2013 at 05:49 AM.

06-11-2013, 06:05 AM	#12
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400737	it's too late now man... it's over. DEATH OR DIVORCE __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-11-2013, 08:03 AM	#14
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao i told her last night phone has been dead so i havent heard anything of the fallout yet inb4 the shitstorm cometh __________________ PROVEN BITER

06-10-2013, 11:03 AM	#4
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	From my own personal experience if you don't nip this in the bud within the first 72 hours you are opening yourself to, at minimum, extortion. She will try to use this unfortunate incident against you. It's even likely that she premeditated the entire situation. At first she will insist that you tell your fiancee the truth under the guise of remorseful and tormented best friend who is carrying an unbearable amount of guilt. Naturally, you won't do it. This is to be expected and she knows it. You're already walking on egg shells as to not ruin the engagement. A week from that happening, with no new development other than an increase in how randomly you begin seeing her best friend frequenting the same public venues as you, you also begin noticing a behaviorial shift in her personality. For instance, you'll be leaving the grocery, pushing your cart through the parking lot to your car while talking to your girlfriend on the cell. Bluetooth in, hands-free, and approaching your vehicle you notice through the window that her bestie is laying in your back seat, shirt pushed up slightly over her bra, her bra pulled slightly under her breasts, jeans tugged down to her knees while her panties rest nudged around her thighs. She'll be fingering herself. You will be faced with an ultimatum: proceed to the car seemingly oblivious to her presence only to join her in the backseat with your crotch unzipped and member in hand or simply stop and walk away. Walk away from the cart, from your groceries, your car. Your fiancee's best friend. You'll walk away. You'll walk away and get just far enough from your predicament to look back and see your car engulfed in flames. The flames of obsession. ... ... ... But then who knows. Maybe it was just an innocent kiss and you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Hope everything turns out well. Good talk.

06-10-2013, 11:09 AM	#5
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	smash the best friend duh

06-10-2013, 11:50 AM	#6
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	tell the truth, lying always catches up and makes it worse in the end. dealing with some shit like that right now where if i would have told the truth from the jump i would not be in the situation i am now.

06-10-2013, 11:56 AM	#7
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	pimps don't need to lie... smack mrs lars dead in her face..and as shes recovering from the shock of your hand on her face..tell her, her best friend kissed you.. works everytime yo.

06-10-2013, 12:03 PM	#8
FGR Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 564 Battle Record: 16-17 Rep Power: 8596598	tell her she kissed u but make it like u were disgusted by it.. like "yo ur gross pig friend kissed me last night" even if shes not ugly

06-11-2013, 07:56 AM	#13
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	I mean it seemed like a no brainer to me if you're really that much of a simp and need to tell her, then both of you do it together

06-11-2013, 08:15 AM	#15
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	it should go well for you for saying what happened you will probably be nicely rewarded from your girl if your friend happens to find out you don't think the girl can turn that shit around and blame you right? I seen it happen.

06-11-2013, 08:16 AM	#16
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400737	it was a kiss, calm down... __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...