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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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I'm awkward, and absurd. Awkard. A turd. You didn't make me proud. Or dull boy. Just wow. I'm absurd like the blood moon getting it's period. It must be embarrassing becoming a woman in front of thousands. Not the moon, though; YOU.
I'll beat you clean without focus, So please take the sincerest condolence *pretend scared dialogue of my weakling opponent* Your highlighted quotes, are sure eye-popping yo...... ...except most of the highlights were when you pretended to goat Not gote as in Zy, when he wrote. I mean GOAT, as in I. Science to most, you're a silent whisper. Sci-fi, a ghost. Obviously, and subconsciously, it's dope. That most of your lines end in "-ly" cause you're slow. Abnormally fluctuate an enormous undulation through your acutely created musing equation Then abuse and abate you as you wait to be truthfully slated. This is easy to do, cause the English language add's -ly as a suffix to most words I offended you most, with my impeccable short bursts. You're so delicate, the goats hurt. *weak punchline/perfect rhyming* I'm hot, dog and nasty! Served with relish and yogurt. You're over zealous and slower, cut you to sections when my tongue erupts a nova The only wolf gang's you're involved in, is the impetus at the country club for Mozart It's like I invented sonar, when my mind detects you shy, reticent co-stars Leave you upside a hospital bed with no arms Visit you after hours with a crowbar & accidental-LY forget the "hope you get better" giant postcards Thank god for LY, cause the amount of details through adjectives would be ungodly to solve Yeah, I'm absurd with the bars. Absurd when I cough. So absurd when I rhyme I get double the amount of absurd views of you and your commentators combined cause mentalLY, the end-game is clear. I'm clever. Obtuse Drinking methane with beer - sorry, I had to make this OM funny, something you never would do I get front pages full of my style, you get a page of my supposed alias that did it better than you You can refer to the link, here I embedded it too: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=60160 Not bed as in sex, faggot. I mean embedded, for views. Cause the jabs are so obvious, that, shit. I could hear you shadowboxing in the other room (either a compliment to your training, or low-blow reference to masturbating...up to you.) And speaking of low-blows, your whole team of topicalists know so if it weren't for three votes from the topical guidos, I wouldve blown you out six-zero from here, to Toledo. Just picture me. Cheetos. all over my leopard Tuxedo. Take a note: that was a double entendre imagery c-note...something most of you struggle in, Negroes. My footwork is outstanding, let's go toe-to-toe mi amigo, step in the ring and watch my squash this mosquito with untouchable feet flow Still in my street clothes, you'll get wrapped for the beef like burritos. In the ring I could out-dance a Latino, or your non-eloquent trio. I mean, ATLEAST make it interesting. Funny, perhaps, a story with voices, like ECONOMICALLY: I'm a king pin, destroy your little enjoyment. Visit your buoyant woman at the strip club and throw dollar bills moistened and laced with some poison. I'll monopolize every coin you own, that's gotta be funny cause the dollar bills are actually monopoly money PSYCHOLOGICALLY: Deploy an annoying conjecture, at every point in your lecture, above all cognitive celluloid. Photo-bomb you at weddings, boy. Deploy a job at your local news station, always on point with the weather. Wink at you as a gesture. Join you at your job, as a guest speaker, devoid you of pleasure, and give you paranoia about paranoia, psychological test. PerceptiveLY leave you paranoid about being depressed. And if the doctrines PHILOSOPHY - that's a large ideology, I'm a god of ontology, you're a modern aesthetic, of somber commodity. A conception of thought, conjured in seconds, with more conviction than a metaphysical force. You're an unproven theory, I got the tenet of wisdom of all. You're Virgin Mary, I'm the semen that impregnates your mom, ~~~~~ topical textcee is born. " Hey, now those ~~~ look like semen, come on!" Yeah that's imagery, gosh. I could have chyeahhh like "murdered that battle rap" except it's not a conspiracy, dog. It's the most ethereal prophecy, Vampiric with sharpened teeth, sheathing his armory, so much, during Afghanistan, Condoleezza made calls to me The only thing you achieving is orgasm, at my flow chasm, I'm achieving empirical sovereignty Your meaning is arbitrary, excuse me, and pardon please, I could bypass your alarms when I sneak in by burglary Get the truth out of you, with serums from botany, you serious? Stop it please. It's like comparing a sequoia to an ear of some broccoli. Fearsome biology, I demand the most sincerest apology Or you'll get ethered, in approximately - three - nevermind, someone PLEASE call the medical responders. Sheesh! So sick, it's like I caught disease, in the Congo. Get off of me. I respond with the most impossibly crafted, logically mastered rhymes on the planet You respond with despondency, sadness, and the inconsistency of a porn site that crashes. It's technologically tattered, the psychological psychopath with an unpure armed meta Giving encores on set, with hardcore knot pressure from my quad-core processors
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Mic Check
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ohhhhhhh shit
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2013
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Shots fired!
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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epic.
you use undulate. a lot. like 1/2 your verses it seems like. other than that this was your usual ridiculousness.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
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TAKE THAT'LL ZYGOTE U FAGGIT MDKSKWKAKZM
nah...tho....Both pieces were great lol. |
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nok Su kow
Join Date: Jan 2013
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bravo sir
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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hahaha thx i was thinking that when i wrote it. its one of my favorite words because of the context it can be used it and its ability to extend vowels. its basically my "drinkin gin straight"
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rhyme capsule.
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i'll read this.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 125
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Intense.
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
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White Earl
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whats all the fuss about
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
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It was proof that El Pancake has used "undulate" as often as you here.
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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I only started using it after I noticed him using it. Call it an homage. Or a cool word.
Your search seems to be missing some instances. Not everything can be solved with science, Certain.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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DID YOU DELETE THOSE INSTANCES PANCAKE? wow
ill call it a homage. |
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I meant instances from you.
I seem to recall more. Could be wrong.
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
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BWHAHA once said "undulating."
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I'm almost positive bwhaha=big baby. So that adds to the tally of undulate-gate.
But I've lost track/interest in the alias game of the dullbabies. Just enjoy the writing.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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certain ur thise close 2 being removed from friends list.
tread lightly |
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Om
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Undulate my butt you ate
This was good
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