THE KYZO TREATISE

[veritas]

This is important:


Kyzo exemplifies one of the most troubling aspects of boarding. Kyzo is never funny or relevant, and when confronted with this he simply says that he has trolled you. This common theme is not mandated alone to him, he is just the most exemplary depiction of such intellectual lameness. Kyzo, and others like him, lessen every aspect of boarding.

Perhaps the worst aspect of all this, is that he will never learn. He is the noob that considers himself a master. He is doomed for eternity. I already know what he will say in response to this, and thus will use it to prove my point.

People like Kzyo fail because they think any attention given them means they trolled. I am not a troll, but know that this is not true. Kyzo claims to be a troll, while never trolling. this is true.

Kyzo, and people like him are merely pawns on the chessboard of e-life.

and checkmate faggot.