What if NCs was WWE? who would we be

anime_boners · 03-31-2014, 02:46 PM

Lama = Vincent J McMahon: The founder and starter of it all. With out him, there's no NC1.0 (WWWF) and NC as we know it would never be.

Namix = 80s-early 90s Vincent K. McMahon (Pre-Montreal Screw Job): owner and operator but nobody actually knows/cares. most of us just know him as boring guy on commentary

Diode = Bischoff: Enemy fed owner and his own biggest fan. After his fed failed he turned heel character on our board. Some love his character, others hate him. Deep down we all respect him.

Hush = Eddie Guerrero (circa 2003): highly talented ring work and great promo. can be be heel, can be face.. sadly I fear the drug abuse will catch lead to his early demise

Veritas = Heidenreich: Neo-Nazi weirdo who wants sexually assault another man (Bags), and most people probably say his name wrong.

Masaii = 2014 Batista: Starts out as a top heel during the Valentine's Day Masaii-cre, and eventually settles into place as mid-level baby face. gets butthurt, leaves, and eventually returns. In his return he expects another babyface run. nobody wants him back and he's forced to heel turn again, yet still, nobody cares.

Chyeah = R=Truth: Years ago, he worked under another name, as a semi-midcarder, mostly jobber that nobody cared about and barely remembers. He made a return to boarding with a conspiracy theorist gimmick in hope of becoming relevant, but still, nobody cares.

edit: Aero and Dominate = Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley (respectively): Aero (the white one)'s heel persona at the start of his career generated enough heat on the board to cause riots and pandemonium. Even among the "smark" boarders who deep down KNOW he's playing a character, can get sucked in and fall for his bait. Dominate (the blacker one) less of a talker and more of the ring worker. Carried the team to the tag championship.

feel free to add more.. just don't be lame and do your own.

veritas · 03-31-2014, 02:47 PM

I am newjack. We discussed this already Reed. Carry on.

Diode · 03-31-2014, 02:50 PM

I'd say Lama is way more Todd Gordon than VJM. He never acquired other sites. He built a cult following using discarded members from other forums and piggybacking off their successes - then broke away to do his own thing (a la ECW<>NWA). Suddenly disappeared when things were peaking and turned it over to the experienced mouthpiece (GOW<>Paul Heyman) who tried, unsuccessfully, to keep the good thing going.. eventually selling out and going to another rival because he didn't want to pay for it anymore (RB).

anime_boners · 03-31-2014, 02:51 PM

I had namix as early VKM

I put Lama as VJM

though I see your point and it is a better comparison.

03-31-2014, 02:52 PM

I am the Rock.

Diode · 03-31-2014, 02:55 PM

yeah if anything Jook from RM is VJM.

The guy built the original empire.. you could argue he's more Verne Gagne given that RM's best days are well behind it, but it's still the most profitable rap site on the net. And it became a conglomerate (Titan Sports<>CrowdGather) until the conglomerate pushed him out this year while still making hand over fist money.

Diode · 03-31-2014, 02:57 PM

oh shit, looks like Jook launched a new site:

http://therapnetwork.com/forums/forum.php

all that info is from this thread, i don't really care to be modern day lama forum historian:

http://support.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=2193

StarFaggot · 03-31-2014, 03:02 PM

Lol good work here reed

03-31-2014, 03:06 PM

Weird layout.

Fig · 03-31-2014, 03:29 PM

I wanna be scotty too hotty

Witty · 03-31-2014, 03:34 PM

me me me

anime_boners · 03-31-2014, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicc

I am the Rock.

Sicc = Brooklyn Brawler: hideous and sloppy in appearance. not worthy of speaking time or character development. any time you tune in though, you can bet he'll be on, losing to someone better than him.

03-31-2014, 03:36 PM

Lmao

Diode · 03-31-2014, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Sicc = Brooklyn Brawler: hideous and sloppy in appearance. not worthy of speaking time or character development. any time you tune in though, you can bet he'll be on, losing to someone better than him.

Gonna have to argue again here, reed. People respect the man behind the act.

Nobody respects Sicc.

If anything, he's Mass Transit. Some asshole who showed up one day pretending he was skilled at what we do here only to have his head beat in and sent running with his tail between his legs back to RB for awhile. Now jobs to the jobbers as his only claim to fame is the beating he received.

Either that or Brutus Beefcake with all of his names and zero success to go with it.

03-31-2014, 03:40 PM

Lol @ No success to go with it. Awesome.

anime_boners · 03-31-2014, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

Gonna have to argue again here, reed. People respect the man behind the act.

Nobody respects Sicc.

If anything, he's Mass Transit. Some asshole who showed up one day pretending he was skilled at what we do here only to have his head beat in and sent running with his tail between his legs back to RB for awhile. Now jobs to the jobbers as his only claim to fame is the beating he received.

Either that or Brutus Beefcake with all of his names and zero success to go with it.

roflzz

(also isn't mass transit legit dead now??)

edit: Aero I see you on that tag.

Diode · 03-31-2014, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

roflzz

(also isn't mass transit legit dead now??)

edit: Aero I see you on that tag.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Tr..._of_Eric_Kulas

Been dead.

Sicc should follow his example.

03-31-2014, 04:01 PM

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, love you too @Diode

Hush · 03-31-2014, 04:04 PM

Omg
So fucking funny

So on point

Repped to death

Do more tho

veritas · 03-31-2014, 04:07 PM

newjack legit stabbed mass transit in the head.

03-31-2014, 02:46 PM	#1
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	What if NCs was WWE? who would we be Lama = Vincent J McMahon: The founder and starter of it all. With out him, there's no NC1.0 (WWWF) and NC as we know it would never be. Namix = 80s-early 90s Vincent K. McMahon (Pre-Montreal Screw Job): owner and operator but nobody actually knows/cares. most of us just know him as boring guy on commentary Diode = Bischoff: Enemy fed owner and his own biggest fan. After his fed failed he turned heel character on our board. Some love his character, others hate him. Deep down we all respect him. Hush = Eddie Guerrero (circa 2003): highly talented ring work and great promo. can be be heel, can be face.. sadly I fear the drug abuse will catch lead to his early demise Veritas = Heidenreich: Neo-Nazi weirdo who wants sexually assault another man (Bags), and most people probably say his name wrong. Masaii = 2014 Batista: Starts out as a top heel during the Valentine's Day Masaii-cre, and eventually settles into place as mid-level baby face. gets butthurt, leaves, and eventually returns. In his return he expects another babyface run. nobody wants him back and he's forced to heel turn again, yet still, nobody cares. Chyeah = R=Truth: Years ago, he worked under another name, as a semi-midcarder, mostly jobber that nobody cared about and barely remembers. He made a return to boarding with a conspiracy theorist gimmick in hope of becoming relevant, but still, nobody cares. edit: Aero and Dominate = Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley (respectively): Aero (the white one)'s heel persona at the start of his career generated enough heat on the board to cause riots and pandemonium. Even among the "smark" boarders who deep down KNOW he's playing a character, can get sucked in and fall for his bait. Dominate (the blacker one) less of a talker and more of the ring worker. Carried the team to the tag championship. feel free to add more.. just don't be lame and do your own. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk Last edited by anime_boners; 03-31-2014 at 02:52 PM.

03-31-2014, 02:50 PM	#3
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	I'd say Lama is way more Todd Gordon than VJM. He never acquired other sites. He built a cult following using discarded members from other forums and piggybacking off their successes - then broke away to do his own thing (a la ECW<>NWA). Suddenly disappeared when things were peaking and turned it over to the experienced mouthpiece (GOW<>Paul Heyman) who tried, unsuccessfully, to keep the good thing going.. eventually selling out and going to another rival because he didn't want to pay for it anymore (RB). __________________ Last edited by Diode; 03-31-2014 at 02:53 PM.

03-31-2014, 02:51 PM	#4
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	I had namix as early VKM I put Lama as VJM though I see your point and it is a better comparison. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

03-31-2014, 02:55 PM	#6
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	yeah if anything Jook from RM is VJM. The guy built the original empire.. you could argue he's more Verne Gagne given that RM's best days are well behind it, but it's still the most profitable rap site on the net. And it became a conglomerate (Titan Sports<>CrowdGather) until the conglomerate pushed him out this year while still making hand over fist money. __________________

03-31-2014, 02:57 PM	#7
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	oh shit, looks like Jook launched a new site: http://therapnetwork.com/forums/forum.php all that info is from this thread, i don't really care to be modern day lama forum historian: http://support.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=2193 __________________

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03-31-2014, 03:40 PM	#15
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Lol @ No success to go with it. Awesome.

03-31-2014, 04:01 PM	#18
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, love you too @Diode

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