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Old 03-13-2014, 03:49 AM   #1
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Exclamation LMAO SO IMAGINE IF YOUR WIFEY HAD STRIKTAIDS, AND YOU STILL WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HER, WHAT HOUSEHOLD ITEM WOULD YOU USE TO COMPLETE THE TASK?

I was thinking about this last night for some reason

my first thought was a plastic carrier bag

then I figured cling film would work

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Old 03-13-2014, 04:18 AM   #2
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:30 AM   #3
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Hefty Garbage Bag. The Bio-Hazard ones.

I can still maneuver my tongue and shit. Just have to put some KY spermicidal lube on the side that will be touching her vagina. So it wouldn't feel as weird to the whore.




BUt why are you thinking of niggas on NC when you aren't on NC? That's weird.
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:41 AM   #4
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Old 03-13-2014, 12:49 PM   #5
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:08 PM   #6
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well why detergeant of course
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:21 PM   #8
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So strikta really has aids?

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Old 03-13-2014, 09:06 PM   #9
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:35 PM   #11
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:24 AM   #12
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Old 03-14-2014, 08:47 AM   #13
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H I V is not AIDS, people. 2 different viruses.
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