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02-26-2014, 11:52 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
I got a razor blade venom turkey. Ready to black spiderman your baby mommas vagina
I'm so "military" ready. The eight armed goliath will eat your face and change my diaper in Bulgarian firearm asylums
get at cha fucking boy
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02-26-2014, 11:55 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
I'm General Custer. Your girl licks her lips as I'm spreading her mustard.
Delicatessen when I'm bent up within them lecherous cunts. You're sediment dust, nerd.
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02-27-2014, 07:26 AM
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PROVEN BITER
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Wolverhampton
Posts: 1,588
Battle Record: 5-0
Champed - The Winter Topical
Rep Power: 1809298 |
I'll have you smelling the custard your honey was squirting as I was touching her curtains.
Het twat was spreading, while she was playing tonsil-tennis doubles with Certain and you believed that slut was a virgin.
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