Help cold weather tips

ill nik-A · 01-21-2014, 09:54 PM

Bros it's a whopping 57 degrees and it's going down to 45 in the morning

How do I deal with this guys?!

Allen Knight · 01-21-2014, 09:55 PM

Put a jacket on

Ghost1 · 01-21-2014, 09:55 PM

:(

We have 8in of snow here.

ill nik-A · 01-21-2014, 09:56 PM

Miami is paradise

Certain · 01-21-2014, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Miami is paradise

Paradise isn't 45 degrees.

Joe Metts · 01-21-2014, 11:01 PM

I was whipping in snow all day lol fun as fuck.

Objective · 01-22-2014, 03:15 AM

Beside of the obvious like clothes etc.:

Don't drink hot shit like tea etc. if you're outside. The body will look upon it as a heat source and lower your body temperature.

Use two-three t-shirts instead of just one. It'll work as sealing making it more resistant against cold wind and it'll take more of the cold shit to get through the layers and reach your body. Don't pack your clothes too tight as it'll let the cold through more easily.

Also, try not to sweat too much, that shit will cool you down. This might be a challenge if you're fat as fuck.

Wool > mostly anything else.

Jerk off, it gets your heart pumping circulating more of that hot blood through your body. Do it furiously for extra effect.

Objective · 01-22-2014, 03:30 AM

Oh, ye, the cold also makes your body use more energy so it would be wise to eat/drink more frequently.

anime_boners · 01-22-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Objective

Jerk off, it gets your heart pumping circulating more of that hot blood through your body. Do it furiously for extra effect.

not sure if troll, but lol'ed anyway

Diode · 01-22-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Miami is paradise

Paradise isn't full of Cubans.

Batty · 01-22-2014, 12:16 PM

This thread is way better than I thought if would be.

Inno · 01-22-2014, 12:34 PM

Coke works wonders for the cold shakes.

ill nik-A · 01-22-2014, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

Coke works wonders for the cold shakes.

Saturday morn on the low... Ill holler

Inno · 01-22-2014, 12:48 PM

Lmao.

NC better get ready for this.

Fart · 01-22-2014, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

Paradise isn't full of Cubans.

you mean Puerto Ricans?

Witty · 01-22-2014, 02:34 PM

Just wear more clothes.

That's the best way tbh.

Sn00p · 01-22-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Objective

Use two-three t-shirts instead of just one. It'll work as sealing making it more resistant against cold wind and it'll take more of the cold shit to get through the layers and reach your body. Don't pack your clothes too tight as it'll let the cold through more easily.

Even better: Wear two boxers over one another. Trust me.

01-22-2014, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Art

you mean Puerto Ricans?

Miami's known for an over abundance of Cubans, not Puerto Ricans, son.

Certain · 01-22-2014, 03:29 PM

I'm wearing two sets of pants today. I had to walk about half a mile, and it's 10 degrees, and I don't own thermal underpants, so I just doubled up. It's not so bad, and my legs have stayed warm.

ill nik-A · 01-22-2014, 03:31 PM

Guys my water heater broke

I hate this weather

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01-22-2014, 03:15 AM	#7
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Beside of the obvious like clothes etc.: Don't drink hot shit like tea etc. if you're outside. The body will look upon it as a heat source and lower your body temperature. Use two-three t-shirts instead of just one. It'll work as sealing making it more resistant against cold wind and it'll take more of the cold shit to get through the layers and reach your body. Don't pack your clothes too tight as it'll let the cold through more easily. Also, try not to sweat too much, that shit will cool you down. This might be a challenge if you're fat as fuck. Wool > mostly anything else. Jerk off, it gets your heart pumping circulating more of that hot blood through your body. Do it furiously for extra effect. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

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Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Oh, ye, the cold also makes your body use more energy so it would be wise to eat/drink more frequently. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

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01-22-2014, 03:31 PM	#20
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