ROUND TWO: (R)Nigma vs. (13)trap - (NIGMA WINS BY NS)

PancakeBrah · 01-19-2014, 10:44 PM

The Winter Topical
@Nigma @trap

Verse Deadline: 1/24/2014,11:59 Pacific
Voting Deadline: 1/27/2014 (4 Votes Required)
Line Min/Max: 16/48
Extension/Line Extension by request. Must be agreed to.

Topic
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-Kurt Vonnegut

Good luck to both.

trap. · 01-20-2014, 07:17 AM

Sup.

Nigma · 01-20-2014, 11:12 AM

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

Nigma · 01-24-2014, 12:54 AM

Make. Believe.

We were only seventeen! Both wild childs, but had good hearts
Our family lives have amplified the smiles we had bookedmarked
I took to rye, she was more a Gewürztraminer wine girl
Bright as porcelaine diamonds, she was sure to shine up my world
We were forced to try and snort some lines as highschool soared on by us.
Our portrait was important, we conformed to hide in normal sight
A chorus of adepts advise the forming of a mortal minded Mordecai
They said It’s time for an investment, spend in credit, it’s the best way!
Just pay for education, pick a trade, obtain the best grades
The stress, it gave me chest pains, mind would wander where it shouldn’t
I would ponder where they took him, why his sons life wasn’t looked at
Sometimes I’d find old books to read of father and his goodness
Mom provides me with a bushel, and as eyes both stalk the pile
She confined one, said it’s gloomy and did not want me to look at it
Guess Dad was wild in his youth, it seems like all of us are crooked
But he glided up to Chief of the police before they took him
Ratted by his own policemen, he was swallowed for a good rest
But was honored by his team and I responded quick with good sense
Just like mice pursuing boots of cheese... I followed in his footsteps

. . .

Soon as I got off duty, just to swallow off the blues, I thought I’d call a hooker
Of all the slags to choose and send me, why’d the booker have to choose her..
I described the bluish dress I had requested on the new girl
I’m Lieutenant. been accredited with excellence, the truths blurred
My blemish is embezzling percentages to screw girls
Deception in it’s method, yes unethical, but Lou serves them!
Tap, tap.. Finally! Race off to the door to find my maiden
She had huge curves, boobs firm, bet her juices mighty tasty
Her hat was slightly faded and it’s hiding sight from faces
Such nostalgia as she prowled, it’s the liveliness I’m craving
She said ‘Thousand for an hour’ price was high but I still paid it
To my amazement, as the hat tipped backwards and our eyes drew
I find the grace of my past chapter, lady love from back in highschool
As I go to make an action, grasp a thigh or maybe swipe her cooch
YOU BITCH! Its bad.. No sex for me, well SHIT, since I’m a cop, I’m screwed
She quickly flips a badge and then arrests me for soliciting a prostitute

01-19-2014, 10:44 PM	#1
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	ROUND TWO: (R)Nigma vs. (13)trap - (NIGMA WINS BY NS) The Winter Topical @Nigma @trap Verse Deadline: 1/24/2014,11:59 Pacific Voting Deadline: 1/27/2014 (4 Votes Required) Line Min/Max: 16/48 Extension/Line Extension by request. Must be agreed to. Topic "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." -Kurt Vonnegut Good luck to both. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

01-20-2014, 11:12 AM	#3
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	A noisy noise annoys an oyster __________________

01-24-2014, 12:54 AM	#4
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	Make. Believe. We were only seventeen! Both wild childs, but had good hearts Our family lives have amplified the smiles we had bookedmarked I took to rye, she was more a Gewürztraminer wine girl Bright as porcelaine diamonds, she was sure to shine up my world We were forced to try and snort some lines as highschool soared on by us. Our portrait was important, we conformed to hide in normal sight A chorus of adepts advise the forming of a mortal minded Mordecai They said It’s time for an investment, spend in credit, it’s the best way! Just pay for education, pick a trade, obtain the best grades The stress, it gave me chest pains, mind would wander where it shouldn’t I would ponder where they took him, why his sons life wasn’t looked at Sometimes I’d find old books to read of father and his goodness Mom provides me with a bushel, and as eyes both stalk the pile She confined one, said it’s gloomy and did not want me to look at it Guess Dad was wild in his youth, it seems like all of us are crooked But he glided up to Chief of the police before they took him Ratted by his own policemen, he was swallowed for a good rest But was honored by his team and I responded quick with good sense Just like mice pursuing boots of cheese... I followed in his footsteps . . . Soon as I got off duty, just to swallow off the blues, I thought I’d call a hooker Of all the slags to choose and send me, why’d the booker have to choose her.. I described the bluish dress I had requested on the new girl I’m Lieutenant. been accredited with excellence, the truths blurred My blemish is embezzling percentages to screw girls Deception in it’s method, yes unethical, but Lou serves them! Tap, tap.. Finally! Race off to the door to find my maiden She had huge curves, boobs firm, bet her juices mighty tasty Her hat was slightly faded and it’s hiding sight from faces Such nostalgia as she prowled, it’s the liveliness I’m craving She said ‘Thousand for an hour’ price was high but I still paid it To my amazement, as the hat tipped backwards and our eyes drew I find the grace of my past chapter, lady love from back in highschool As I go to make an action, grasp a thigh or maybe swipe her cooch YOU BITCH! Its bad.. No sex for me, well SHIT, since I’m a cop, I’m screwed She quickly flips a badge and then arrests me for soliciting a prostitute __________________

01-20-2014, 07:17 AM	#2
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Sup.