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Mad fucking dangerous.
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8 lines / Due 10 minutes after thread is posted in Discussion.
Voting: 3-0 or first to 4. @Diode @Destroyer
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PR's Finest
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mannn
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Bags will be avenged
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des will rip this faggot a new one, trust me u will see ur world end
I'll leave you blacked out on the couch like bags sisters boyfriend I'm a beast at this, I make people laugh like Cosby riffs I'll bite, lose, disappear, and come back posting gosling gifs I sink ships bitch, look at my motherfucking name look at urs too, and laugh cuz u motherfucking lame I'm wise with age, ur just a fucking little guy chode how u gonna call urself that when des is the one who'll diode |
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PR's Finest
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des is an old faggot, why this queer wanna spar me?
ancient online and real life.. last seen on lemonparty this homo loves text, reads the dictionary when he's dreaming just like his love for bukkake.. des lives, sleeps, and breathes it man, why are you still rapping? you're crustier than aero's gym socks you're a rhyming absolute zero, des has never been hot so quit boarding, hang em up, 'cos f'real des.. you suck dick i mean you really should retire.. when you're older than the sugar daddy you woke up with
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Steel Cut
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diode. liked Des' first bar though
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Foreva us, neva them.
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Close as fuck but I got des
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Fuckin.destroyyyyyyed at des orc.line.....wow
But des wasnt really dissin diode V diode Des orc.line was my fav tho....leaned. |
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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Destroyer: Another Bags' sister line, still pretty nice. Good closer. The rest of the verse was filler, but those lines were solid enough.
Diode: Aero's gym socks was better than the punchline that followed. But this verse didn't really have standouts. Nothing bad, nothing good. Vote: Destroyer
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thought this was real close. Des seemed to be battling Orc? lol senility. His die old concept wa the best in the battle. diode had too many misses.
V/ Des
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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@Objective, please vote?
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obsessed
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could I vote? if so I got des
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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That'll do.
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