WWE (yes wrestling)

[Immaculate]

So I've been watching Raw lately and to my surprise, the latest Raw ep had some of the oldschool wrestlers return (either for the HOF induction or as a guest).

Some of them were:

Honkey Tonk Man
Ted Debease - Million Dollar Man
Rick Flair
Sgt. Slaughter
Hacksaw Jim Dugan
Dusty Rhodes

And a few others that I may have missed out, but lets not forget, the man himself, The Undertaker, whom I might add, is at a record of 28-0 wins at past Wrestlemanias.

I know some of you are like, "yo, wrestlings fake", but I am a loyal wrestling fan, so my reply to that would be....*in Rocks voice*


"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!".

It would be nice to know if any of you guys use to watch Superstars?


Where my fans at. Holler.

[Witty]

Yeah, it was great...Undertaker came back and did....absolutely fucking nothing.

[Scott Akers]

they where there because of the old school raw.

taker is 20-0 btw.

[Badweather]

Jack Swagger is a lispy douche. Him and his handler Jeb are talking some ingorant shit right now.

[bleak]

The characters in wrestling now are fucking stupid compared to the greats of the past. Let's look at John Cena. Wtf is his deal? He was a rapper, now he's what? Don't worry, I'll wait. Uh, how about CM Punk? The 'Straight Edge Superstar.' GAY STFU WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

I WANT BALD HEADS, BEERS CRUSHED, KENDO STICKS SWINGING, TABLES GOTTEN, AND FOR EVERY ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS TO GET STUNNERED STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING D LEAGUE OF WRESTLING.

What happened to the Steve Austins, Rocks, MANKINDS, Tommy Dreamers, Tazs, or Sandmans? I'LL SETTLE FOR A KURT ANGLE RIGHT BOUT NOW. There's not even blood on this new PG wrestling. WHEN I WATCHED WRESTLING, THERE WERE FIRST BLOOD MATCHES. Now every match is a first blood, cause these pussies can't handle a cut. Dudes used to jump from 25 foot ladders, onto 2 people on separate tables, GET UP AND FINISH THE MATCH.

Tf happened to that shit?

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Badweather

Jack Swagger is a lispy douche. Him and his handler Jeb are talking some ingorant shit right now.

Lol WWE are just trying to make an impact, shock tactics I believe they are called.

I call it desperation.

[Badweather]

Cm punk is the best villain I've ever seen though. Like, not even trying to be funny.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by bleak

The characters in wrestling now are fucking stupid compared to the greats of the past. Let's look at John Cena. Wtf is his deal? He was a rapper, now he's what? Don't worry, I'll wait. Uh, how about CM Punk? The 'Straight Edge Superstar.' GAY STFU WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

I WANT BALD HEADS, BEERS CRUSHED, KENDO STICKS SWINGING, TABLES GOTTEN, AND FOR EVERY ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS TO GET STUNNERED STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING D LEAGUE OF WRESTLING.

What happened to the Steve Austins, Rocks, MANKINDS, Tommy Dreamers, Tazs, or Sandmans? I'LL SETTLE FOR A KURT ANGLE RIGHT BOUT NOW. There's not even blood on this new PG wrestling. WHEN I WATCHED WRESTLING, THERE WERE FIRST BLOOD MATCHES. Now every match is a first blood, cause these pussies can't handle a cut. Dudes used to jump from 25 foot ladders, onto 2 people on separate tables, GET UP AND FINISH THE MATCH.

Tf happened to that shit?

I saw someone get slammed on a table, and the table didn't break...I was like...what the fuck is this shit?

[Immaculate]

Lol @ Kurt Angle.

I think wrestlers these days are more commercial then of back then.

And I agree with you @bleak.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Badweather

Cm punk is the best villain I've ever seen though. Like, not even trying to be funny.

Yeah I can agree with that, if not THE (cuz that's Vince Mcmahon imo) but definitely one of the all time greatest heels.

He thrives off being hated lol

[Immaculate]

I love CM Punk and his whole straight edge attitude. He, is, in a way, a "son" version of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Dope girl]

I love that show, so fabulous.

[Dope girl]

I can't imagine me wresting people I'd probably break my bone. just say.

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Immaculate

I love CM Punk and his whole straight edge attitude. He, is, in a way, a "son" version of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

WOW

CM Punk, best heel ever, really?

How bout Hogan in nWo.

Or more recent, Edge as the R Rated Superstar?

Which, CM Punk is an Edge knockoff, he was brought in to replace him.

fuckin hell you guys just got under my skin.

THE KING JERRY LAWLER, PAUL HEYMAN, ERIC BISCHOFF, FUCKING BROCK LESNAR WAS A BETTER BAD GUY.

[Scott Akers]

cm punk > edge

edge was a horrible heel imo.

cm punk is the best shit talker in the business, and hogan didn't have that much power on the mic people just hated him over the whole nwo bit. if you get this far in this business with words alone your doing something right.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by bleak

WOW

CM Punk, best heel ever, really?

How bout Hogan in nWo.

Or more recent, Edge as the R Rated Superstar?

Which, CM Punk is an Edge knockoff, he was brought in to replace him.

fuckin hell you guys just got under my skin.

THE KING JERRY LAWLER, PAUL HEYMAN, ERIC BISCHOFF, FUCKING BROCK LESNAR WAS A BETTER BAD GUY.

I'd say CM Punk is easily as good as any of those...both on the microphone and in the ring. the fact Undertaker wanted him to challenge for the streak at WM speaks volumes about how much he is respected in the locker room and by the oldest and most experienced wrestlers...he is carrying WWE on his back.

[King Ra.]

Goldberg was my nigga. I first watched WCW back in the days when Sting, NWO, Harlem Heat, Lex Luger, DDP.... damn, all them niggas were doing the thing. Classic shit. Caught up with WWF in it's golden age. Kane vs Undertaker, Austins dominance, The Rock when he was with The Nation of Domination, DX... those were the days. Fuck that shit now.

[Witty]

A few months ago I was telling my little brother about how the attitude era was so much better, and being the wise little faggot he is, he said something along the lines of 'yeah but sometimes people can glamorize the past, maybe you're just remembering something a lot better than what actually happened'....so after the customary punch to the ribs for back sass I admitted he was right about the past being overly glamorized a lot of the time, so I said fuck it and decided to watch as many old raw episodes as possible with him, when I had the time...anyway, long story short...it really was THAT much better and he agreed, and if you still watch WWE don't go back and watch attitude era episodes cuz you will just be left thinking....what the fuck happened?

[El Muffin]

my fav dude was diamond dallas page

[Scott Akers]

Originally Posted by Witty

A few months ago I was telling my little brother about how the attitude era was so much better, and being the wise little faggot he is, he said something along the lines of 'yeah but sometimes people can glamorize the past, maybe you're just remembering something a lot better than what actually happened'....so after the customary punch to the ribs for back sass I admitted he was right about the past being overly glamorized a lot of the time, so I said fuck it and decided to watch as many old raw episodes as possible with him, when I had the time...anyway, long story short...it really was THAT much better and he agreed, and if you still watch WWE don't go back and watch attitude era episodes cuz you will just be left thinking....what the fuck happened?

see it had to change, back in the day only certain wrestlers could make it, nowadays there is a wide range of wrestlers than can succeed, and they can make more money now to. there wasn't to many people that could hang with the rock or stone cold, so it had to evolve. the same people that complain about the attitude era being gone, are the same ones that complain when a storyline lasts to long, it was great the attitude era ended with stone cold and the rock tbh. wrestlers are pose to be replaceable for a promotion, but back in those days, the good attitude era wrestlers where irreplaceable, there isn't a wrestler that can't be replaced now, and that's good for business.