Post your first ever battle verse and your most recent

[Dominate]

Or the nearest to first that you have a record of. Please don't post if you're fairly new and haven't elevated significantly since starting. Or if nobody knows who you are.

I just realised I've been texting on and off for about 10 years now haha, got a little nostalgic

[Flow]

Lets see yours then... Mine was terrible. I wont even recite it but it was very much in your face im going to kill you in numerous ways type of shit.

[trap.]

I looked for stuff on the internet and found not a battle verse but a regular verse from a collab. Lol @ this. It's from 1998.

[eMCee TraPeZoiD]:

programmed intelligence and the inability to solidify thoughts //
is the monastics and ways transending through labaratory robots //
ex harvard professors with automated creatures //
depriving humans of occupations violated like ghetto teachers //
but to harmonize the way these programmed beasts are strictly figured bitter //
is like respecting a canibus jocker or socialzing with a "gangsta rap" spitter //
no longer will we hale the easter guardians of the watch towers in the east //
due to electronic algebraic expressions with you seeing illusions of beasts //
be prepared for welfare and co existing with non human pieces of titanium //
binded together like centurions with computer chips inside their craniums //
normal ways of modern living will soon be treated ancient //
surgeons will be robots with humans as the patients //
balance is being unequalized with the robotics in favor //
hope to allah that you die before the electronic ill behavior //
serenity will be utilized with devine sour force //
TraP's in the new world order's meal the robots taking over is the appetizing course...

Link: http://www.angelfire.com/in/archvill...alcrusade.html

Now I want to keep searching..

[trap.]

03 topical, me vs peril-eyez:

HOLLA.


man, i'm still hustling 2 make ends meet,
it takes your word and 2 balls to survive in these streets,
the hungry are bleek, vultures that speak, birds of prey,
when money depletes, lord i pray my funds don't defeat ...
... my true purpose,
went from purchase 2 purchase, shirtless 2 worthless,
sunday wasn't the only observance - homies in hearses,
a constant struggle - this 9/11 shit, stuck in the rubble,
a grounded hero in ground zero - the atonement is subtle,
jay said this can't be life, but we're living proof,
that no-one ever makes it outta they're youth ...
homie its truth,
fact of the matter is, i've been madder than shit,
ever since, he's heaven sent, bent from damage 2 whips,
abandoning ship - not leaving me 2 dock,
my boy passed, clocked out without goodbyes and what-not,
now my nerves been shot ... once i had conquered demise,
but when he died it came as some surprise ...
covered my eyes,
never realized how much a person could change,
now my lifes been re-arranged - is destiny pre-ordained ?,
i still remain ... and still maintain 2 this day,
while family and friends make amends while we pray,
i tend 2 stray,
off the beaten path, retreat and laugh - always bullshittin,
hide all the pain inside ? who am i kidding ...

... free or written this game of life got me scared to death,
hugging the tech in sullen respect my pains left.
still i see the broken streets - some wanting a place to eat,
others encased in defeat by shells, or erased disease.
where's the sanctuary so the children can sleep?
a coffin's the only home where they're mothers can weep.
and shudder to think, some people rely on shady schemes,
robbing from the poor & just delaying dreams.
so where's the bright side of this story? in our youth,
it's staring you, right in your eyes, so really, face the truth.

Link: http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-batt...apezoidal.html

Good stuff Dom. Definitely nostalgic, lol.

[Strikta]

That's cool stuff Trap lol

Yo Dom, where have u been?

[Scott Akers]

I use to battle on MSN boards back in the day so that's where I had my first battle, I use to be able to pull up the battle but they took the boards down.

[Strikta]

My first battle was on Lyricalbeatdown.com back in 00-01, & it was HELLA wack lmao

It took me about 6 months before I started to elevate, I was reallly bad.

But learned from the best to ever do it, so..... yeah.

[Orc]

i used wayback machine to look up some old shit on RW. i was 16 ha. typing like a retard

[Strikta]

LOL Orc.. let us see!!

[trap.]

@namix

Found a blast from the past, antipeeds crew battle!

http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-batt...antipeeds.html

[Flow]

The oldest drop i can find had this -
Why dont you put my dick in your mouth
Cus thats the only time i care about what comes out


Fail

[namix]

Originally Posted by trap

@namix

Found a blast from the past, antipeeds crew battle!

http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-batt...antipeeds.html

haha wow..... my wording was worse than i realized.

wtf @ "We're fucking Kurrupt, but when we got u girls on paws we call it doggy style"

haha, was that song even well known, damn.


all that said - losing 6-7 for a crew battle is shaaady, i stand by what i said ten years ago - it should always be "first to X and win by 2" lol.


nice throwback trap

[namix]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

The oldest drop i can find had this -
Why dont you put my dick in your mouth
Cus thats the only time i care about what comes out


Fail

lol, that actually made me laugh tbh

[namix]

first EVER battle on b-boys yo!


vs. Uneek
12-29-2002

if u are what u eat, everyone’s uneek.. dont be proud of that shit;
cuz I got this battle hands down, just like the crowd when u spit...

ur Uneek, dicks like to get beat; but dis pussy’s got me to kill..
why do u rap.. I’m sicker than Hitler and can Nazi your skill!
Now for the hot-seat, u ill? Well ur poetry really drops jaws..
everyone claps at ur ass; til they use a whole round of applause;
It’s the sound of a loss, the smell of defeat; all 5 senses tossed;
like Jesus u dont wanna cross; I’ll leave ya redder than Pentecost.
Ur whole cause is lost; I clock niggas that front, watch your back..
Uneek can’t tackle this quarterback.. the fags only close to the sack;
Those are the facts.. I’ll kick ur ass like its being fed this shoe...
I really had a Uneek problem today.. now he’s just a dead issue..

[Ox]

"Beat This Fruit to a Pulp, Orange Crushed Its So-da-Pressin!
Usin Pure's energy to Twist & Stretch Em' Like Yoga Sessions!
This Rat touches more ManHoles then Sewer Men will See
He Don't Skewer Enemies He gets Dicked Ur Not Pure, Energy
0-2 as i dump Heat To Burst Jaws & Burn Hole's Gigantic.
Ur Losin remains constant like the 1st Law Of ThermoDynamics
Crave lime Light? But lack courage like Ur Hearts Splattered
U'll Be at Home as the casket seals, cuz only DarkMatters
Run thru me? U'll Gimp Past Here Yo! IN PE Ur a Wimp Ass Weirdo!
Never Dodged Balls U Cupid CHokehold em' U GYM CLASS HERO! "

vs pure energy haha..my 1st real text battle outside the ria diss the emcee

[Boredom]

lmfaaaaao wholy fuck.. this is so horrible.


couldn't find my fiiirst text battle but this is fairly close.


I'll ezily hand this noob an L.. Yah words are garb fool
An you'll never be 'rollen in numbers' even rocken a "car pool"
I 'scar tools'.. Your a homo so i'll call you a "ratchet"
& even if you were 'writing in binary',You still wouldnt be able to "hack it"
I'll leave you under a 'matress',Now this bitch'll really b "slept on"
& with all the 'shots aimed at yah head',Ur dumb enuf to think your safe wit sum "teflon"
I'll leave yah 'dome in the ground', Faggot I'm staten your "stepped on"
An if this was a game o' 'chess'.. 'Check mate'.. Cuz I blatently wreck "pawns"
Your heads 'blank' as if yah "mindstates erased" N lame when yah text wrong
An i'll ezily 'X-Men' leaven yah "crossed out" feelin 'weak' as if your unable to "flex strong"

and yes... there was expos as well.

expos:

bar 1: car pools roll in groups of people..
bar 2: tool=ratchet.. sum forms of hacking you write code with binary
bar 3:you sleep ona matress, teflon is used as a bullet proof vest on your CHEST
bar 4:A gambit is a chess opening in which the first player risks or sacrifices material, usually a pawn, with the hope of achieving a resulting advantageous position.[1] A gambit used by the black side in response to a gambit played by white is called a countergambit (
bar 5:heads blank.. mindstate erased.. x-men..crossed out..

bahaaaaa whola fuck


compared to my most recent W over Swerve i can say i've elevated alot ahaaaa

I have dimes who mount me n get stuffed, i bust n bounce quick
the bitches u fuck are so ugly n beast like they should be stuffed n mounted
dawg ur rise in text is awfully pathetic, just take a look at the facts queer
u've been doing this shit since 01 and barley became slightly relevant last year
check it dweeb. i have goof's like u to do my dirty work, i'm a respected g
ur a mark and fall guy...so it won't take much to make patsy that's all he'll ever be
ur spongebob soft never loaden em guns n w/ fuckin hoes its known ur a chump
girls call u patrick the starfish, fitting how i'll put u in the bottom of the ocean w/ some
u beefing w/ strik is a stupid move when not one of ya lines mean
keep joking bout bleach, after he bodied u he used some to clean up the crime scene
n no one gives a fuck bout the money u claim fag u won't get props
only time u'll see swerve in the green is when my night vision scope is making the head shot

[Sn00p]

lol y'all don't wanna see mine. You really don't. Trust me.

[Dominate]

@ Sn00p I really do. That's the point - I wanna see how embarrassingly awful the people I now consider good once were.

Alright here's mine... prepare to cringe!

You used to be shame the mad poet, but it got too disgraceful/
Changed your name and alias, but your raps stayed the same – dull/
Your rhyming styles so basic its PH must be eighteen/
I’ll spill so much blood from you you’d swear you were menstruating/
Incest antics run throughout your whole family/
Go suck your dads man while your gran licks your ass clean/
A punch from Punk is not unlike the rest of his verse/
I don’t feel it, but maybe you should invest in a hearse/
Or a toilet at least, my rhymes’ll make you lay bricks/
Replace the P in your name with S-K, coz you just plain stink/
Ya hair only stands on end to escape the unwholesome stench/
And the blue colour it’s turned? Well hell, it’s holding its breath!/
When I’m through with you, you’ll be so hungry you’ll eat faeces/
Coz your rhymes wont even sell enough for another ear piercing/


roflz @ the / at the end of each line

[Split]

lmao well im still terrible at text battles... kinda wanna do it on the side w/out putting in effort to get good. but my first battle was like a really terrible non-rhyming flex

[Dominate]

Stop telling me how bad it was and show me dammit