got my lip busted open pretty bad this weekend, yo. got a wigga speaking like Sly Stallone this morning.

Lars · 12-23-2013, 09:32 AM

some guys friday night waiting in line for the urinals at this club

i cut the line, walk up and whip out the white magic, start pissing

i hear some faggot talking shit from behind me about how i pushed in and theres a queue

i turned right around and pissed all over his adidas gazelles

prick deserved it for buying them regardless in retrospect

when he realises what i'm doing, he throws a cross that catches me straight in the jawbox

i stumbled to my right, catches him with a kidney shot then a good hook to his face before the "no speray, no lay" guy and some security gripped us up and threw him out of there

i told 'em i was pissing when he came up tryna look at my cock ahahahaha

hope he had a great walk home treading in my urine

faggot

tl;dr my lip got busted up pretty bad

veritas · 12-23-2013, 09:45 AM

I wish you dead.

Destroyer · 12-23-2013, 09:48 AM

seriously. I would have fucked u up way worse for that homo shit

Lars · 12-23-2013, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

seriously. I would have fucked u up way worse for that homo shit

lmao youre like 47

you can barely remember your own forum username and password let alone how to throw a punch, old man

veritas · 12-23-2013, 09:52 AM

I would have pulled the neck shank that was hidden and stabbed you 3x in the throat before anyone knew what happened. It would be that awkward moment where you were dead, but had a few seconds to think about it. I despise your fat face and the lies you tell. I will end you.

Wise Wiggles · 12-23-2013, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

I would have pulled the neck shank that was hidden and stabbed you 3x in the throat before anyone knew what happened. It would be that awkward moment where you were dead, but had a few seconds to think about it. I despise your fat face and the lies you tell. I will end you.

I prefer through the ear.

...the Nagger · 12-23-2013, 10:07 AM

only in great britain would baron be good after something like that

I remember being in the bathroom like 2 months back and somebody cut me for the bathroom

dude was like I'M DRUNK, I CAN'T PISS MYSELF, I'M DRUNK SON, PLZ

I'm like na, but he did it anyway I'm like whatever

some dude idk behind me like WOW, COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME

I'm like whatev bro, he got four ppl with him, I got you, some dude I don't know

I ain't gettin jumped to wait 30 secs lol, it was mad hoes in that club

PancakeBrah · 12-23-2013, 10:21 AM

Hope it heals bruh.

Lars · 12-23-2013, 10:22 AM

lmao last time Destro proved he was nice wit dem hands, they still called it "fisticuffs"

trap. · 12-23-2013, 10:28 AM

I like how the guy called it a queue.

Ghost1 · 12-23-2013, 10:31 AM

So ur dick was hangin out when the fight....ir exchange of punches occurred?

Diode · 12-23-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BagcakeBrah

So ur dick was hangin out when the fight....ir exchange of punches occurred?

yeah this?

Destroyer · 12-23-2013, 10:49 AM

you can't handle this chin

Texcellence · 12-23-2013, 10:59 AM

@Lars were you ever on Planet Rap?

If so was your name Badger or Sonny, something random like that?

Lars · 12-23-2013, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by texcellence

@Lars were you ever on Planet Rap?

If so was your name Badger or Sonny, something random like that?

lmao i only really fucked with Symphonicz, ever, from PR

why you ask?

Texcellence · 12-23-2013, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

lmao i only really fucked with Symphonicz, ever, from PR

why you ask?

You remind me of a someone from PR named Sonny, they were from Wolverhampton too.

Lars · 12-23-2013, 11:06 AM

lmao i'd been at the urinal for what had got to be 15+ seconds when i heard him getting loud about me cutting in

by the time i've turned round and heard him carry on, you've got to be talking 20+ seconds of piss having coming out of me

then i just stood there right up in front of him and carried on, he didn't realise at first, his eyes were looking direct in my face while he mouthed off

i had my dick in hand, still pissing but near the end iof my piss, then as i tucked it just inside the front flap of my calvins DIDN'T DO THE BUTTONS UP thats when he hit me

but nah, didnt feel like my cock was flying around, musta been trapped in the CK's but my g-stars werent zipped up for definate

PancakeBrah · 12-23-2013, 11:07 AM

Story isn't adding up Lars.

Need pictures of piss stained gazelles for confirmation

anime_boners · 12-23-2013, 12:52 PM

so you fought him with your dick out?

edit: nvm, beat to it.

though it seems you never got to shake the last drops. RIP underwear

12-23-2013, 05:59 PM

Lol at anyone actually believing this

12-23-2013, 09:32 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	got my lip busted open pretty bad this weekend, yo. got a wigga speaking like Sly Stallone this morning. some guys friday night waiting in line for the urinals at this club i cut the line, walk up and whip out the white magic, start pissing i hear some faggot talking shit from behind me about how i pushed in and theres a queue i turned right around and pissed all over his adidas gazelles prick deserved it for buying them regardless in retrospect when he realises what i'm doing, he throws a cross that catches me straight in the jawbox i stumbled to my right, catches him with a kidney shot then a good hook to his face before the "no speray, no lay" guy and some security gripped us up and threw him out of there i told 'em i was pissing when he came up tryna look at my cock ahahahaha hope he had a great walk home treading in my urine faggot tl;dr my lip got busted up pretty bad __________________ PROVEN BITER

12-23-2013, 10:22 AM	#9
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao last time Destro proved he was nice wit dem hands, they still called it "fisticuffs" __________________ PROVEN BITER

12-23-2013, 11:06 AM	#17
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao i'd been at the urinal for what had got to be 15+ seconds when i heard him getting loud about me cutting in by the time i've turned round and heard him carry on, you've got to be talking 20+ seconds of piss having coming out of me then i just stood there right up in front of him and carried on, he didn't realise at first, his eyes were looking direct in my face while he mouthed off i had my dick in hand, still pissing but near the end iof my piss, then as i tucked it just inside the front flap of my calvins DIDN'T DO THE BUTTONS UP thats when he hit me but nah, didnt feel like my cock was flying around, musta been trapped in the CK's but my g-stars werent zipped up for definate __________________ PROVEN BITER

12-23-2013, 12:52 PM	#19
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	so you fought him with your dick out? edit: nvm, beat to it. though it seems you never got to shake the last drops. RIP underwear __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

12-23-2013, 10:07 AM	#7
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	only in great britain would baron be good after something like that I remember being in the bathroom like 2 months back and somebody cut me for the bathroom dude was like I'M DRUNK, I CAN'T PISS MYSELF, I'M DRUNK SON, PLZ I'm like na, but he did it anyway I'm like whatever some dude idk behind me like WOW, COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME I'm like whatev bro, he got four ppl with him, I got you, some dude I don't know I ain't gettin jumped to wait 30 secs lol, it was mad hoes in that club

12-23-2013, 10:21 AM	#8
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Hope it heals bruh.

12-23-2013, 10:28 AM	#10
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	I like how the guy called it a queue.

12-23-2013, 10:59 AM	#14
Texcellence 7 were no shows Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 193 Battle Record: 0-11 Rep Power: 0	@Lars were you ever on Planet Rap? If so was your name Badger or Sonny, something random like that?

12-23-2013, 11:07 AM	#18
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Story isn't adding up Lars. Need pictures of piss stained gazelles for confirmation

12-23-2013, 05:59 PM	#20
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Lol at anyone actually believing this