Do Doritos have a secret crack-esque ingredient in them?

Neighbor · 09-12-2013, 11:17 PM

I swear, I'm inhaling these things like they're air & I need 'em to stay alive

Wise Wiggles · 09-12-2013, 11:22 PM

Them Salsa Sun Chips are like Molly and Special K while in a threesome with Kate & Megan

Neighbor · 09-12-2013, 11:23 PM

I'm almost done w/ the bag

Still smashin them, even tho I feel like I'm about to throw up

Allen Knight · 09-12-2013, 11:25 PM

Im rockin a bag of cool ranch right now

Strikta · 09-12-2013, 11:26 PM

Don't know if ppl remember these.. but they dropped in like 97-98

Smokey Red BBQ.

By far the best Doritos flavor I've ever had... & they've never re-released it.

They've done other BBQs, but not Smokey Red.

Shit was a godlike chip yo.

Also the Tapatio ones that came out a couple years ago were on point too.

Neighbor · 09-12-2013, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Im rockin a bag of cool ranch right now

Word, me too

Those Sweet & Spicy Chili are god status, tho

Frank Metts · 09-12-2013, 11:27 PM

Its the weed ... nacho cheese Doritos smell like everyday worn with no socks 2 year old nikes after they get wet while on your feet

Crab chips >>

Certain · 09-12-2013, 11:28 PM

The best Doritos flavor is Guacamole, followed closely by Spicy Sweet Chili.

Neighbor · 09-12-2013, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Its the weed ... nacho cheese Doritos smell like everyday worn with no socks 2 year old nikes after they get wet while on your feet

Crab chips >>

I can't even fuck w/ the Nacho Cheese, shit's nasty

I remember the Tapatio ones, @Strikta.. those were on point

I feel like these should come w/ a Surgeon General's warning or some shit

Allen Knight · 09-12-2013, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neighbor

Word, me too

Those Sweet & Spicy Chili are god status, tho

<3 there the best, im odin right now on'em

Strikta · 09-12-2013, 11:34 PM

Nowadays I get the Jacked style of chip.. that thicker texture the truth.

Anything Doritos Jacked u can't go wrong.

Neighbor · 09-12-2013, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Nowadays I get the Jacked style of chip.. that thicker texture the truth.

Anything Doritos Jacked u can't go wrong.

Strikta the motherfucking god

hahahaha

Fucking leans me every time

Strikta · 09-12-2013, 11:40 PM

lol it's true tho.

They're the shit imo.. u can actually savor each chip prolly twice as long as a regular Dorito.

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09-12-2013, 11:17 PM	#1
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09-12-2013, 11:23 PM	#3
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09-12-2013, 11:25 PM	#4
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09-12-2013, 11:26 PM	#5
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Don't know if ppl remember these.. but they dropped in like 97-98 Smokey Red BBQ. By far the best Doritos flavor I've ever had... & they've never re-released it. They've done other BBQs, but not Smokey Red. Shit was a godlike chip yo. Also the Tapatio ones that came out a couple years ago were on point too.

09-12-2013, 11:27 PM	#7
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	Its the weed ... nacho cheese Doritos smell like everyday worn with no socks 2 year old nikes after they get wet while on your feet Crab chips >>

09-12-2013, 11:28 PM	#8
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The best Doritos flavor is Guacamole, followed closely by Spicy Sweet Chili. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

09-12-2013, 11:34 PM	#11
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Nowadays I get the Jacked style of chip.. that thicker texture the truth. Anything Doritos Jacked u can't go wrong.

09-12-2013, 11:40 PM	#13
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	lol it's true tho. They're the shit imo.. u can actually savor each chip prolly twice as long as a regular Dorito.