VULGAR. VS. PANCAKE. (VULGAR WINS BY NS)

PancakeBrah · 09-11-2013, 11:52 PM

12 lines, as agreed by the contestants. @Vulgar

I'll post my pic first. You must match vulnerability/diss-ability, you crazy truther.

Vulgar · 09-11-2013, 11:59 PM

edit: 16 lines plz

PancakeBrah · 09-12-2013, 12:09 AM

@Vulgar

Vulgar · 09-12-2013, 12:28 AM

veritas · 09-12-2013, 08:56 AM

I like that hoodie.

Vulgar · 09-15-2013, 09:29 PM

@PancakeBrah @PancakeBrah

You Sesame street watching prankster, givin the vibes of a monstrous geek
Talk is cheap, but u a star at least, w/ Jim Carrey's eyes & Phillip Seymour Hoffman's cheeks
You're in debt, forever Diode's younger brother, holdin an enamored syringe
And there's powder on your chin, since u eat more cocaine than u actually sniff
and ol' Fraternity Anne on your side doesn't seem to realize the hand she's been dealt
Holdin' her purse close. She'd wallet off if you came close to her chastity belt
You're a drama queen without a crown. A shy guy with Shiloh's face
You Big Bang Theory watchin' Billabong sandal wearin' albino ape (just die...oh wait)
David Lynch historian. LSAT's ain't for u, ya just a kid that's imitatin'
is this one of those 'preppy yearbook types' meets awkward weightlifter situations?
Watch Vulgatron fold this cast off, make this ogre's lats pop
They call you a Big Foot'ball fan... I'ma just go with Sasquatch
Most opponents laugh em off, but I just consider him a fuckin' disgrace
who rarely Clicks with Madison cuz all his Adam Sandler jokes get him punched in the face
You're ugly, misplaced, a Derby McDirt pervert in the burbs, & this is inertia with words
"THUMBS UP, it's LEGS day!" ...she's happy cause she knows you ain't referring to hers.

KwaL!ty · 10-03-2013, 01:11 PM

@PancakeBrah duck much?

StarFaggot · 10-03-2013, 06:00 PM

@Witty

NYCSPITZ · 10-04-2013, 10:54 AM

V where do u live again nigga i'll edit with vote once u respond

PancakeBrah · 10-04-2013, 08:28 PM

I'm not going to write for this. Give Vulgar the win.

09-11-2013, 11:52 PM	#1
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	VULGAR. VS. PANCAKE. (VULGAR WINS BY NS) 12 lines, as agreed by the contestants. @Vulgar I'll post my pic first. You must match vulnerability/diss-ability, you crazy truther. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

09-11-2013, 11:59 PM	#2
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	edit: 16 lines plz Last edited by Vulgar; 09-15-2013 at 09:30 PM.

09-12-2013, 12:09 AM	#3
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	@Vulgar __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

09-15-2013, 09:29 PM	#6
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	@PancakeBrah @PancakeBrah You Sesame street watching prankster, givin the vibes of a monstrous geek Talk is cheap, but u a star at least, w/ Jim Carrey's eyes & Phillip Seymour Hoffman's cheeks You're in debt, forever Diode's younger brother, holdin an enamored syringe And there's powder on your chin, since u eat more cocaine than u actually sniff and ol' Fraternity Anne on your side doesn't seem to realize the hand she's been dealt Holdin' her purse close. She'd wallet off if you came close to her chastity belt You're a drama queen without a crown. A shy guy with Shiloh's face You Big Bang Theory watchin' Billabong sandal wearin' albino ape (just die...oh wait) David Lynch historian. LSAT's ain't for u, ya just a kid that's imitatin' is this one of those 'preppy yearbook types' meets awkward weightlifter situations? Watch Vulgatron fold this cast off, make this ogre's lats pop They call you a Big Foot'ball fan... I'ma just go with Sasquatch Most opponents laugh em off, but I just consider him a fuckin' disgrace who rarely Clicks with Madison cuz all his Adam Sandler jokes get him punched in the face You're ugly, misplaced, a Derby McDirt pervert in the burbs, & this is inertia with words "THUMBS UP, it's LEGS day!" ...she's happy cause she knows you ain't referring to hers. Last edited by Vulgar; 09-27-2013 at 10:58 PM.

10-03-2013, 06:00 PM	#8
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	@Witty __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

09-12-2013, 12:28 AM	#4
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320

10-03-2013, 01:11 PM	#7
KwaL!ty Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,170 Battle Record: 21-15 Rep Power: 0	@PancakeBrah duck much?

10-04-2013, 10:54 AM	#9
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	V where do u live again nigga i'll edit with vote once u respond

10-04-2013, 08:28 PM	#10
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I'm not going to write for this. Give Vulgar the win. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder