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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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ya distant wife venting to me, u vent in among us
take her wedding ring off b4 she slob on mah meat she letting off steam, while you hopping on steam she wanna invest in a cock ring, got her on fours raw dogged & told her to look 4 her wedding band lost in my drawers your whole marriage done when she said 2 cater to her physically.... you door dashed 4 funds i catered to her physically... swole. smashed her guts |
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#2 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 1,230
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bars tbh
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