WEEK 2: Sharp 1-0 VS UserName 1-0 - USERNAME WINS

[UPN Zuch]

Welcome to the NBL

Rules

Line limit

Minimum: 10

Maximum: 16

Verses due 11:59pm EST October 13, 2020 (Tuesday)

Extensions are granted automatically. 24-hour max. MUST BE REQUESTED BY DEADLINE


Good luck, gentlemen
__________________

[UserName]

Check.

10.

[Sharp]

Uh

I signed out?

[UserName]

We don’t fucking care, Sharp. Write 10 lines or I’m giving Corleone your address.

[Sharp]

Ext

[UserName]

Sup, professor?

This teacher’s all virtual now, but that’s only half the story
...It’s the first time since his dick pics that Zooming in was mandatory
First line in and your verse is TRASH, I mean amazingly weak
Rocking a more cringe-worthy layout than your last day at the beach
Heard one of your beats too, stick to writing, it's soothing
Anyone saying that bitch slaps is discussing your last fight with a student
You’re so poor, he can’t even afford to go half on a sack
Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back
You’ve heard it before: you’re lame and there’s no fun in your life
While you think about that old chestnut, I’ll give a fresh one to your wife

[Sharp]

'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Zooming in
Layout
2 cents

Vs

Mag
Roast

Good battle. It’s tough to go fat jokes against user because it has to be fire since the angle is common. Sharp had a couple dope hits but not enough here. User had LOTB with zooming in.

Vote User

[Ajax]

This was a cool battle. Both came with some solidly witty stuff. I think User worded his verse a bit better and more concisely.. And had a couple more highs and a couple less lows than Sharp.. although I enjoyed both verses.

Username wins in a close one.

[evaD]

Lmao zooming in was a banger right out the gates. User was funny throughout in his usual style. Loved two cents and chestnut too. Sharp brought some cool personals and solid throughout but the highs didn’t hit as hard as User’s for me. Two Roasts was my fav. Dancing round opponents and dad joke were cool as well. Good stuff brothers

Vote - user

[Universe]

User:

Zooming In
Layout

The rest of the verse was good but nothing else stood out to me. Some general punches with some stretched/played concepts, I found. (ie. Two cents)


Sharp:

Dancing around
Roasts

The thing I like about Sharp is his personal attacks. He tailor-made this verse for User, and he did a great job with the punches within this box, never stepping outside it for the sake of a bar.

I got to award the less general, more opponent specific verse here.

Vote: Sharp

[Wanderer]

User

Zooming in cool
Two cents dope
Chestnut was ok

Sharp

Counting on a gag Ok
Drop a pound cool
Roast decent

Ok this is a tough one but I’m gonna edge slightly to User. Enjoyed a tad more . Both dope

Vote user

[Barcotic]

User
Opener is hilarious lol
Layout is dece.
Chest nut is lmao ferocious closer

Other 2 too easy

Just dropping feed for User/meeting voting req.

[Hush]

This was close


Guess that’s why ppl aren’t voting


That zoom bar was HARD

Sharp had that dad joke bar which hit hard to me cuz User literally used a dad joke in his verse


The 2 cents but u have to ask for it back
I literally think I saw that on 3s company


In lieu of that I am going with sharp


V sharp

[Mac]

This teacher’s all virtual now, but that’s only half the story
...It’s the first time since his dick pics that Zooming in was mandatory
loool

First line in and your verse is TRASH, I mean amazingly weak
Rocking a more cringe-worthy layout than your last day at the beach
lol

Heard one of your beats too, stick to writing, it's soothing
Anyone saying that bitch slaps is discussing your last fight with a student
lmao

You’re so poor, he can’t even afford to go half on a sack
Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back
decent

You’ve heard it before: you’re lame and there’s no fun in your life
While you think about that old chestnut, I’ll give a fresh one to your wife
ehh


vs.

'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
ok lol

I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
lmaoo

It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
okk mild

+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
lolll

You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum
doesnt hit for me


this week are a bunch of close battles.. honestly the breakpoint comes down to calories to drop a pound vs two cents lines, which were the weakest bars compared to the other haymakers, and if this was a 1-2 punch league I would go with username.. so yeah, username had the slighter impact here.. even tough I dig sharp style here I gotta say username had slighly more humor

v/username

[Blue Bayou]

This teacher’s all virtual now, but that’s only half the story
...It’s the first time since his dick pics that Zooming in was mandatory
LMAO. fire concept and personal ref.. lotb
First line in and your verse is TRASH, I mean amazingly weak
Rocking a more cringe-worthy layout than your last day at the beach
this is funny but the fist line / layout connection is a bit loose to me.. love the concept tho for sharp haha
Heard one of your beats too, stick to writing, it's soothing
Anyone saying that bitch slaps is discussing your last fight with a student
jokes again on the teacher angle, with the double diss here.. good hit
You’re so poor, he can’t even afford to go half on a sack
Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back
chuckle worthy but light
You’ve heard it before: you’re lame and there’s no fun in your life
While you think about that old chestnut, I’ll give a fresh one to your wife
lmaoo good use of the chestnut term, this was fresh and dope to me

vs.

'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
reads a bit choppy & awkward, but lol this is a nice discord concept, and applies to user well as a predominantly comedic battler
I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
cool cool
It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
cool fat concept, dig it
+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
haha nice nc/fat personal and concept.. this was jokes
You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum
ehh this gives me a throwback vibe to 05 style "you think youre funny but the biggest joke was your verse last week" type plays.. this is ok


Very nice short battle here...both brought heat. this is why i hate 10 line battles.. really only one meh bar from both imo... tough call , im giving the nod to User for cleaner execution and the teacher / zoomin opener had me rollinggg.... props to both this was an enjoyable read

Vote User

[Saint]

User -- Zooming in cool, executed well
Chestnut coo, layout ok

Sharp -- Dad joke hit,
Dancing around was aight, opener cool concept but wording a little choppy

Vote User, cool battle but I think his jokes & concepts were delivered better.. and had less misses

[Ouch]

I have to give this to User... to me and how I feel and like shit its all about jokes...


Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back


and that could be old or played but that made me laugh... and over ovall i'm finnna say user won.... could go either way


Vote - User ... neither were dope but he was a little better

[iSpaz]

This teacher’s all virtual now, but that’s only half the story
...It’s the first time since his dick pics that Zooming in was mandatory
this killed me
First line in and your verse is TRASH, I mean amazingly weak
Rocking a more cringe-worthy layout than your last day at the beach
i didnt get it, sounds like a personal tho
Heard one of your beats too, stick to writing, it's soothing
Anyone saying that bitch slaps is discussing your last fight with a student
that bitch slaps, cool
You’re so poor, he can’t even afford to go half on a sack
Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back
i like the spin on this one
You’ve heard it before: you’re lame and there’s no fun in your life
While you think about that old chestnut, I’ll give a fresh one to your wife
deadd

vs.

'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
okk
I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
lol
It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
i liked this
+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
lightt
You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum
cool


If it wasn't for user's opener i would have said this was even but v/user