PPV Hype Mag 2

Sharp · 03-22-2020, 07:49 PM

Whats good, NC. Hope you're all handling the quarantine well. I've got two matches to confirm and the last set of details before the PPV threads go live this week.

Confirmed: FGR vs SMaSH (Video Battle)
This is a format I have mixed feelings about taken on by two battlers I thing will do well. FGR and SMaSH both frequent RB (where you'd know FGR as Miracle) and both of their styles are pretty damn direct. Reading smooth is one thing, but the live element is a whole other animal. I haven't heard a damn thing from either one but if they can rap, I'm excited to see how it translates

PPV 2019 Highlights
No particular order:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Dominate

wtf at those votes, robbery! & i could care less if you hate me
if i put you ‘next to ‘Aer'n Judge, u dont Measure Up’.. ur the rest of the Yankees
for years Dom has said my work is A+ & all he’s ever called me is fly
it’s funny, i’d give em a Deify had to rate em & i’m basically a God to the guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominate vs Blue Bayou

The chopper’s on me. Have you talkin real peaceful when THAT’s raised
Trust me you don’t want this catering… what’ll happen next is in baaad taste
I’ll put the piece between ur eyes…. goin crazy with the can
Point blank - the muzzles touch’n the middle of a noodle… that’s Lady & the Tramp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabari Black vs Resin M-I-C

My whole squad lightin cowards. 30 in the clip when we fire ours/
I gotta ladder, boy - think power chords...this extension’ll lead you to a high power/
Ya tough talk? Stoppin’s ya best move. Flap ya gums n the choppa gon stretch you/
So watch ya mouth! Let the wrong word slip and the autocorrect you/

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Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C vs Jabari Black

I’m cookinnn: and the gore may kill em before I let the 4 spray..
puttin lead to this kid’s head.. u’d think i just marked his height on the doorway.
I’m killin u and ur ugly ass chick.. now watch the plastic spark..
it’s a tragic start.. when u see a round fly in ur honey like jurassic park.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars vs Incredible

nothin but straight real shit. pussy you’re lame
i don’t give a fuck bout those skid steers.. ill punch ur faggot son in his face
got divorced n kicked out by that bitch cause she hates you
ain’t know what living apartment til u found urself w/ a bed kitchen n sink in the same room

Confirmed: ORC vs Hush (Pic Battle)
We have our main event. These two HOF'ers need no introduction, but it's worth noting that Hush has already put no-show fears to rest by dropping in discussion... I'll flesh this one out fully in the mag. The battle title alone is enough hype.

A Day in the Life of Amen, CEO Amen Enterprises: Continued

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen

Everything in life has to ran like a Fortune 500 company in order to succeed.

Clearly, you aren’t successful.

When we last left Amen, he was CEO of telling internet pussies that they're pussies. Let's continue.

8:00-12:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 work given to you by employer. Like all good CEO's, do your best to further line the pockets of your higher ups.
12:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 Lunch, calculated and logged for exact calorie/fat/protein content. Since you were CEO of your Fortune 500 meal prep this past weekend, you're now CEO of Fortune 500 eating Fortune 500 Lunchables with Fortune 500 Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
12:45: Become CEO of Fortune 500 bathroom break, but don't even both counting tp squares. You deserve to treat yourself once in awhile.
1:00-4:30: Become CEO of Fortune 500 work, allowing for plenty of Fortune 500 breaks for Fortune 500 internet browsing and mobile games.
5:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 gym trip, which I'm not going to get into because doing so would make Amen more insufferable

Missed Connections
Not gonna lie, I could do with one or two more battles in this event. I'm currently trying to confirm a few more via PM, but harass the hell out of me/others to make something happen if you want in. Battles should go up this week, followed by an event mag.

Victor. · 03-22-2020, 07:57 PM

Let’s fortune 500 the shit out of this guys

Inno · 03-22-2020, 08:00 PM

Sharp working hard

Incredible · 03-22-2020, 08:25 PM

Dope shit, why aren't more people participating?

SMaSH · 03-23-2020, 12:04 PM

I didn't know fgr was miracle... Lol you bastard

Orc · 03-23-2020, 12:50 PM

Good write up man

Barcotic · 03-23-2020, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible

Dope shit, why aren't more people participating?

I was told to STICK this one out lol

Cred · 03-23-2020, 03:53 PM

im ready

dope shit my nigga @Sharp

Saint · 03-23-2020, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cred

im ready

dope shit my nigga @Sharp

How mny lines?

Cred · 03-23-2020, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INF

How mny lines?

u tell me

im ready to write lol

Saint · 03-23-2020, 04:31 PM

14 work

Cred · 03-23-2020, 04:42 PM

fasho @INF

Do you need a section for this @Sharp

Or u setting matches in discussion?

Sharp · 03-23-2020, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cred

fasho @INF

Do you need a section for this @Sharp

Or u setting matches in discussion?

I'm setting up the forum later today. Appreciate it but dw about it

03-22-2020, 07:57 PM	#2
Victor. Punchline Prettyboy Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,512 Battle Record: 7-0 Champed - Fight Night 6 Rep Power: 53833780	Let’s fortune 500 the shit out of this guys __________________ You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust

03-23-2020, 04:31 PM	#11
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	14 work __________________

03-22-2020, 08:00 PM	#3
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Sharp working hard

03-22-2020, 08:25 PM	#4
Incredible Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,484 Battle Record: 6-15 Rep Power: 25972895	Dope shit, why aren't more people participating?

03-23-2020, 12:04 PM	#5
SMaSH Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 138 Battle Record: 4-7 Rep Power: 3284965	I didn't know fgr was miracle... Lol you bastard

03-23-2020, 12:50 PM	#6
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	Good write up man

03-23-2020, 03:53 PM	#8
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899383	im ready dope shit my nigga @Sharp

03-23-2020, 04:42 PM	#12
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899383	fasho @INF Do you need a section for this @Sharp Or u setting matches in discussion?