PPV Hype Mag 2

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Whats good, NC. Hope you're all handling the quarantine well. I've got two matches to confirm and the last set of details before the PPV threads go live this week.





Confirmed: FGR vs SMaSH (Video Battle)
This is a format I have mixed feelings about taken on by two battlers I thing will do well. FGR and SMaSH both frequent RB (where you'd know FGR as Miracle) and both of their styles are pretty damn direct. Reading smooth is one thing, but the live element is a whole other animal. I haven't heard a damn thing from either one but if they can rap, I'm excited to see how it translates

PPV 2019 Highlights
No particular order:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Dominate

wtf at those votes, robbery! & i could care less if you hate me
if i put you ‘next to ‘Aer'n Judge, u dont Measure Up’.. ur the rest of the Yankees
for years Dom has said my work is A+ & all he’s ever called me is fly
it’s funny, i’d give em a Deify had to rate em & i’m basically a God to the guy

Originally Posted by Dominate vs Blue Bayou

The chopper’s on me. Have you talkin real peaceful when THAT’s raised
Trust me you don’t want this catering… what’ll happen next is in baaad taste
I’ll put the piece between ur eyes…. goin crazy with the can
Point blank - the muzzles touch’n the middle of a noodle… that’s Lady & the Tramp

Originally Posted by Jabari Black vs Resin M-I-C

My whole squad lightin cowards. 30 in the clip when we fire ours/
I gotta ladder, boy - think power chords...this extension’ll lead you to a high power/
Ya tough talk? Stoppin’s ya best move. Flap ya gums n the choppa gon stretch you/
So watch ya mouth! Let the wrong word slip and the autocorrect you/

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C vs Jabari Black

I’m cookinnn: and the gore may kill em before I let the 4 spray..
puttin lead to this kid’s head.. u’d think i just marked his height on the doorway.
I’m killin u and ur ugly ass chick.. now watch the plastic spark..
it’s a tragic start.. when u see a round fly in ur honey like jurassic park.

Originally Posted by Lars vs Incredible

nothin but straight real shit. pussy you’re lame
i don’t give a fuck bout those skid steers.. ill punch ur faggot son in his face
got divorced n kicked out by that bitch cause she hates you
ain’t know what living apartment til u found urself w/ a bed kitchen n sink in the same room

Confirmed: ORC vs Hush (Pic Battle)
We have our main event. These two HOF'ers need no introduction, but it's worth noting that Hush has already put no-show fears to rest by dropping in discussion... I'll flesh this one out fully in the mag. The battle title alone is enough hype.

A Day in the Life of Amen, CEO Amen Enterprises: Continued

Originally Posted by Amen

Everything in life has to ran like a Fortune 500 company in order to succeed.

Clearly, you aren’t successful.

When we last left Amen, he was CEO of telling internet pussies that they're pussies. Let's continue.

8:00-12:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 work given to you by employer. Like all good CEO's, do your best to further line the pockets of your higher ups.
12:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 Lunch, calculated and logged for exact calorie/fat/protein content. Since you were CEO of your Fortune 500 meal prep this past weekend, you're now CEO of Fortune 500 eating Fortune 500 Lunchables with Fortune 500 Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
12:45: Become CEO of Fortune 500 bathroom break, but don't even both counting tp squares. You deserve to treat yourself once in awhile.
1:00-4:30: Become CEO of Fortune 500 work, allowing for plenty of Fortune 500 breaks for Fortune 500 internet browsing and mobile games.
5:00: Become CEO of Fortune 500 gym trip, which I'm not going to get into because doing so would make Amen more insufferable


Missed Connections
Not gonna lie, I could do with one or two more battles in this event. I'm currently trying to confirm a few more via PM, but harass the hell out of me/others to make something happen if you want in. Battles should go up this week, followed by an event mag.