NCGs I NEED YOUR HELP

[oats]

I'm moving out of my place and my landlords have been huge assholes. If you guys are sitting around bored, call this number (808) 261-2569 and fuck with them. Make sure you use their names (David and Alice). You can ask about theirs tools or their dog or just make animal noises or something. I don't really care, but if you could help my ongoing efforts to fuck with them it would be much appreciated.

[Wise Wiggles]

LMAO

I may do this.

[oats]

Please do. Report the results in here.

[Sn00p]

lmao. i def would. but overseas calls might be a little expensive. hit me up when u have problems in germany, dude.

[Hush]

Tbh this is kind of lame Oat

What they do to u?

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

LMAO

I may do this.

Damn Oregon is boring

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm hungover watching my niece play smash bros while my other niece kicks me in the head. And no I won't do that shit. Was just sayin it.

[Hush]

I mean give us a reason Oat

[Plot]

Imma try collect call them from australia

[oats]

@Hush nah they'd get legitimately affected by this, they're crazy and trip out about things like phone calls.

They aren't giving us back the safety deposit (1400) because we stopped giving them rides. So it's forcing us to go to small claims court, in which case we'll easily get the money back but it's a huge hassle for us (I think they're banking on us not bothering to show up). Keep in mind, this is because we stopped giving them rides to the grocery store. I gave them a couple rides one week cuz I felt bad but then they started asking me daily (including waiting outside my door), so I had to say hey, I've been nice about this but I don't want you guys to bank on me for rides. They were like "oh your the last person we call!" Then one day at work they called me and said David needed To go to the hospital and so I left work early, got written up for it, to find out that they needed to go to Zippys for lunch. No shit. So I said hey, from now on out I don't think it's appropriate for us to be giving you rides, we pay to be here and you need to respect that we're both busy and you need to figure out your own ride situation. Super calm, super professional, just said you can't ask us for rides anymore.

That's when they started to get real shitty with us, scowling at me when I'd come home from work and say hello. They began yelling at us from their house (separate houses on the same property right next to each other) frequently because we left a window open. After a few days I had to have a talk and say, again cool and calm, it's not ok to tell at us about the window - we have the right to open whatever window we want, there's no reason to yell etc. Ever since they've been avoiding me, ignoring calls, not returning messages, etc, and when I knock on the door when they're home they scream at me that they're too busy and we need to make an appointment (they're both jobless and never leave). I had to call a cop to bring them out of the house so we could make arrangements for us to move out (safety deposit, moving their van so we could fit furniture by, etc). That's when they got real shitty and said they weren't giving us the safety deposit back because we were unchristian by not giving them rides, in those words. Cop said cool take it to small claims. And here we are.

To boot, they are legitimate, actual hoarders. I'll post pictures when I'm back home. They have piles of shit stacked up to the ceiling with little trails around the house. They have three broken down, rusted out cars in the driveway full of old newspapers that have been corroded. They have feral cats living by their house because it's full of shit.

It's easily the worst living situation I've been in or heard of. Hook it up, NC

[oats]

@Whys Ways you'll enjoy it. Takes seconds out of your day and will bring you joy.

[oats]

Keep in mind, irl I'm a pretty agreeable guy - I try to be nice to people and all that. I helped him sell his tools on Craigslist, didn't ask or take any money for it. Offered to do yard work for them, took them to the ER when David broke his arm. I was a pretty awesome tenant - I paid on time for everything and was rarely at home. To me, this pettiness is justified.

[Wise Wiggles]

That is ridiculous.

[Objective]

There's probably some reality TV Show looking for people like you right about now tbh.

I live in Norway, can't call. Otherwise I'd fuck with them.

[Badweather]

oh shit...my phone number is still 808


fuckin' hawaiians

[Sharp]

yall forgetting how easy a fake phone number is with google voice/skype

If i call can I ask for oatmeal

or be from a quaker sweepstakes company n say they won oatmeal for life

or will that give to much away?

[Coup]

not your personal army

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Coup

not your personal army

This isn't 4chan or some random idiot on the internet either. So why not help someone out, or at least make them feel better? It's not like you're going to do anything meaningful while you're sitting in front of the computer anyways.

[Split]

Do they have children? My friend can do a spot on your kid kick my dog routine, think he's gonna be where I'm going later