If Death Becomes Us

[ACTIVATE SELF]

Topical Battle Verse...

If Death Becomes Us

"...and trust me when I say
that I speak from a place of experience."

"Really? I'm curious..."

"Well, Billy I'm serious.Take the sunrise for instance
or the way the sunshine just glistens in the early morning."

"Well, normally I'm snoring when that happens."

"Then I'll warn you with a passion, to ignore it would be tragic,
cause you'll mourn it in its absence, both its warmth and its magic."

"Perhaps..."

"No, it's facts. kid I tell you what I know.
You will miss the helios when your soul burns low
and you're left without a glow to rid the sha·dows."

"Yeah, I guess that's sorta sad..."

"You don't even know the half of my nightly hardships.
Have you ever had spaghetti without spicy garlic?
Not only is it trash it's like biting armpits
with a heightened sense of taste on a plate of garbage."

"Well, pardon my assumptions but I thought you drank blood
and ate the carcass of your victim like a real fanger does."

"You racist little cunt. I have never drunk a cup
I'm disgusted by the musk. Plus I suffer from a ton of hemo·pho·bia"

"Yo, Vlad, what the fuck!?! How the hell you scared of blood?
That's like rats scared of crumbs, or a jackle scared to hunt,
or a bat scared to suck the plasma outta a bug."

"Yeah, I know, I'm so ashamed.
But I was once a human too and some traits never change."

"Then how do you sustain?"

"Cause I'm kinda "undead".
I don't really need to eat unlike what Hollywood says."

"Then most of it's a lie?"

"Oh no most of it's for real. Take for instance I'm a Christian,
but the holy water peels my skin to the bone;
and a cross or rosary that is pressed to my skull
will cause me to explode into a million little chunks
of some nos·fer·atu guts."

"Yuck!"

Yeah, it sucks. But it's only just a fraction.
Close your eyes and imagine tryna doze off in a casket;
or live death in total blackness. It's emotional and tragic
watching friends turn to ghost as their corpses turn to ashes."

"Boy, eternity is savage..."

"And it rapidly gets old...
spending ten thousand years unhappily alone."

"Can't imagine what you've witnessed
on your trips around the globe."

"I've seen Sodom & Gamora
and the pharohs come and go.
Seen the wickedness of priest
and some demons turn to popes;
and I know the CEOs of the major corporations
are really "blood suckers" with vampirical relations."

"Ay, Vlad I'd like to thank you for this gracious information."

"You should take it
then consider all the danger you'll be placed in,
if Lilith bites your neck at the i·niti·a·tion banquet."

"But, fangs and stay ageless? That sounds pretty cool."

"Then a stake to the heart does await you young fool.
Don't be easily seduced, cause this death is for the damned,
bedeviled and the doomed."

"Yeeeeeah, I'll see you when the Moon
finally turns red and it's time for me to choose."

"I'll be waiting for you to and I pray you don't confuse
Hollywood movies with the anguish of the tomb."

"Yet, I'm anxious to pursue..."

"Then I bid you adieu
as your desecration looms."

Cast: Billy&Vlad



Topic:"You are turned into a vampire.
How do you go on with your life?"