Week 3: Blue Bayou (2-0) vs. MMLP (2-0) - BLUE WINS

For Battling · 07-02-2018, 05:14 AM

COMPLETE RULE THREAD:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411

IMPORTANT RULES:
- No biting
- No swaying
- No recycling
- No feeding

MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES

PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY
NEW MATCHUPS UP BY SUNDAY NIGHT

@Blue Bayou @MMLP

Blue Bayou · 07-03-2018, 08:49 PM

@MMLP

ur nothing but an inbred hick that i'm leavin w/ a swollen face..
sex life is more 'Cousins getting fucked' than that weak contract from Golden State

MMLP · 07-04-2018, 08:48 AM

This short fused bitch is a lot wacker, losing to Zelph?!!? LOL, u should have gone after
If he called u out now, ur shook ass would bolt through the wall, boy that’s The Shockmaster!

Chyeahhh!!! · 07-04-2018, 09:07 AM

Mmlp shit was an ok personal tied in with a obscure reference to a powertool

Blues shit was a good current event punch

I vote Cereal. Oops

I meant Blue vote blue

Exis · 07-04-2018, 09:33 AM

Hmm...I'm def no battle verse breakdown expert, but I liked neither...I've really just gotta go with Blue for the fresher concept.

V - Bayou...

For Battling · 07-04-2018, 10:13 AM

Blues punch was a nice use of current event morphed into inbreeding lol I liked it, it was good. MMLP your only mistake here was using me as part of your line. Cashius just did that last week and back to back bars regarding me on the same person will def take away impact.

Vote Blue Bayou

Twodrop · 07-04-2018, 01:01 PM

MMLP had a cool concept, the punch sort of fell flat.

Thought Blue's was simple and effective.

v/ blue

Schadenfreude · 07-04-2018, 05:39 PM

BLUE BAYOU got it, MMLP was aight, but Cash used that angle muuucch better last week.

Inno · 07-04-2018, 06:31 PM

I got blue simply for a much fresher punch
Cousin flip was dope

Mmlp had a good bar but like shad said cash used it better last week effectively taking the sting out of his bar.

Good battle tho
Blue

DMS · 07-05-2018, 01:43 AM

Blue’s punch was funnier for one, but also MMLP’s phrasing I guess seemed off.

V/ Blue

Amen · 07-05-2018, 07:54 AM

Cousin flip was ok. MMLP's personal was kind of executed soft. Had he executed with more of a harsher insult, he could have taken this.

Blue got it.

Unfukwitable · 07-05-2018, 11:13 AM

Ehh Cousins bar was alright
Bolt thru the wall ehhh

V/ Blues

Jabari Black · 07-06-2018, 09:20 AM

I personally liked both punches. I didn’t catch the reference but googled it and it was pretty slick. Bolt/shock word association was cool, and the through the wall reference was funny. It’s been said though but Cash JUST did a zelph reference last week.

Blue’s Punch is funny, crisply worded (for the most part), and I like the current event reference. I got slightly caught up with the wording of ‘More Cousins getting fucked’ its still fine.

I think MMLP’s Punch is better than folks giving credit for but I still got Blue by a hair.

Mvgt Blue

bleak · 07-06-2018, 03:59 PM

I liked the shockmaster line but it wears thikn w/ me cause I watch WhatCulture Wrestling and it's kind of a meme there. Still a solid punch but Blue got it.

I also think shots about Zelph in battles against not Zelph are getting old

Aero · 07-07-2018, 10:05 AM

Cousins get fuckrd was lazy and terrible and Cousins going to get a ring so makes no sense even if making less

MMLP that punch was just stale

MMLP

Kill Spree · 07-07-2018, 10:56 AM

Thought mmlp personal was cool but worded choppy. Blue had the dope current event and it was just more clever

V/blue

For Battling · 07-07-2018, 09:10 PM

Blue Bayou Wins 12-1

07-02-2018, 05:14 AM	#1
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Week 3: Blue Bayou (2-0) vs. MMLP (2-0) - BLUE WINS COMPLETE RULE THREAD: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411 IMPORTANT RULES: - No biting - No swaying - No recycling - No feeding MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY VOTING ENDS SUNDAY NEW MATCHUPS UP BY SUNDAY NIGHT @Blue Bayou @MMLP Last edited by For Battling; 07-02-2018 at 06:59 AM.

07-04-2018, 09:07 AM	#4
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Mmlp shit was an ok personal tied in with a obscure reference to a powertool Blues shit was a good current event punch I vote Cereal. Oops I meant Blue vote blue __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

07-04-2018, 05:39 PM	#8
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	BLUE BAYOU got it, MMLP was aight, but Cash used that angle muuucch better last week. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

07-05-2018, 11:13 AM	#12
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	Ehh Cousins bar was alright Bolt thru the wall ehhh V/ Blues __________________ WICKeD

07-07-2018, 10:05 AM	#15
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,826 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Cousins get fuckrd was lazy and terrible and Cousins going to get a ring so makes no sense even if making less MMLP that punch was just stale MMLP __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

07-03-2018, 08:49 PM	#2
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,098 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502335	@MMLP ur nothing but an inbred hick that i'm leavin w/ a swollen face.. sex life is more 'Cousins getting fucked' than that weak contract from Golden State

07-04-2018, 08:48 AM	#3
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 614 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768091	This short fused bitch is a lot wacker, losing to Zelph?!!? LOL, u should have gone after If he called u out now, ur shook ass would bolt through the wall, boy that’s The Shockmaster!

07-04-2018, 09:33 AM	#5
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Hmm...I'm def no battle verse breakdown expert, but I liked neither...I've really just gotta go with Blue for the fresher concept. V - Bayou...

07-04-2018, 10:13 AM	#6
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Blues punch was a nice use of current event morphed into inbreeding lol I liked it, it was good. MMLP your only mistake here was using me as part of your line. Cashius just did that last week and back to back bars regarding me on the same person will def take away impact. Vote Blue Bayou

07-04-2018, 01:01 PM	#7
Twodrop Unknown Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 673 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	MMLP had a cool concept, the punch sort of fell flat. Thought Blue's was simple and effective. v/ blue

07-04-2018, 06:31 PM	#9
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	I got blue simply for a much fresher punch Cousin flip was dope Mmlp had a good bar but like shad said cash used it better last week effectively taking the sting out of his bar. Good battle tho Blue

07-05-2018, 01:43 AM	#10
DMS DMS—Diddled My Stick Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 1,104 Rep Power: 0	Blue’s punch was funnier for one, but also MMLP’s phrasing I guess seemed off. V/ Blue

07-05-2018, 07:54 AM	#11
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Cousin flip was ok. MMLP's personal was kind of executed soft. Had he executed with more of a harsher insult, he could have taken this. Blue got it.

07-06-2018, 09:20 AM	#13
Jabari Black Sun Tzu Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 550 Battle Record: 13-6 Champed - Battle Arena League - 1-2 Punch League - Netcees Battle League - Netcees SOL Rep Power: 12764499	I personally liked both punches. I didn’t catch the reference but googled it and it was pretty slick. Bolt/shock word association was cool, and the through the wall reference was funny. It’s been said though but Cash JUST did a zelph reference last week. Blue’s Punch is funny, crisply worded (for the most part), and I like the current event reference. I got slightly caught up with the wording of ‘More Cousins getting fucked’ its still fine. I think MMLP’s Punch is better than folks giving credit for but I still got Blue by a hair. Mvgt Blue

07-07-2018, 10:56 AM	#16
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,460 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645698	Thought mmlp personal was cool but worded choppy. Blue had the dope current event and it was just more clever V/blue

07-07-2018, 09:10 PM	#17
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Blue Bayou Wins 12-1