Meeting the GF's racist grandparents for the first time...

Chill Phil · 06-16-2018, 06:55 PM

We drove down to South Dakota for Father's day. Apparently her dad called his parents and told them that I'm black, but I'm a welder and a nice guy, and their great grandchild loves me. Also the grandparent's dog sitter wants to meet me too. So I have to come out and meet everyone.

We get here, and grand dad is fucking ICE grilling me. I'm uncomfortable AF. So I go sit on the back deck instead of the garage with everyone else. I'm drinking a Miller lite, my girlfriend's dad loves Miller lite too, and he copped a shit ton for both of us to drink. But I'm chillin by myself, and then a neighbor pokes his head out and sees me sitting there. He's an older white guy.

His head disappears back into the house. A few seconds go by, and then all of a sudden a Lil Wayne song starts BLASTING on the neighbor's back yard speakers. I'm geeking out cause it feels like everyone here is trying to make me feel comfortable.

I wanna go home Bros....

veritas · 06-16-2018, 06:59 PM

Tell them to stop treating you like a nigger and start treating you like a human being

veritas · 06-16-2018, 07:01 PM

You could also call them out on it. I dated a black girl before I got married and it made people mad uncomfortable. I used to grill them back. A couple black guys tried to fight me in the Walmart about it

Chill Phil · 06-16-2018, 07:17 PM

I'm just gonna catch a buzz and tell jokes.

Destroyer · 06-16-2018, 07:18 PM

GET OUT

Ghost1 · 06-16-2018, 08:30 PM

Lol was gonna say I've seen this flick

Clout · 06-16-2018, 09:22 PM

RIP

Geno · 06-16-2018, 09:28 PM

Lmfaooo. Wonder if hes still alive

Cred · 06-16-2018, 09:34 PM

gonee @ get out lmao

Mr. J · 06-16-2018, 11:00 PM

You about to fall deep into that lazy boy so Chill Phil

El Muffin · 06-17-2018, 12:14 AM

damn ive had to deal with similar but your shit sounds extra af

lmao @ lil wayne song blasting

i bet u chuckled n took another swig when it happened too xD

El Muffin · 06-17-2018, 12:14 AM

damn ive had to deal with similar but your shit sounds extra af

lmao @ lil wayne song blasting

i bet u chuckled n took another swig when it happened too xD

Geno · 06-17-2018, 07:43 AM

Fucking weezy slaying me tho. Lmmfao
Hope u made it outta there ok lol

Hush · 06-17-2018, 09:50 AM

Granddads eating potato salad with seadads negroid body

Geno · 06-17-2018, 10:02 AM

Resident eVII shit

Chill Phil · 06-17-2018, 05:54 PM

I made it out. Got a decent buzz and beat the fuck out of the GF's dad in ladder ball.

The Lil Wayne shit did make me chuckle, not gonna lie. But the more I thought about it, the more fucked up it seemed.

06-16-2018, 06:55 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Meeting the GF's racist grandparents for the first time... We drove down to South Dakota for Father's day. Apparently her dad called his parents and told them that I'm black, but I'm a welder and a nice guy, and their great grandchild loves me. Also the grandparent's dog sitter wants to meet me too. So I have to come out and meet everyone. We get here, and grand dad is fucking ICE grilling me. I'm uncomfortable AF. So I go sit on the back deck instead of the garage with everyone else. I'm drinking a Miller lite, my girlfriend's dad loves Miller lite too, and he copped a shit ton for both of us to drink. But I'm chillin by myself, and then a neighbor pokes his head out and sees me sitting there. He's an older white guy. His head disappears back into the house. A few seconds go by, and then all of a sudden a Lil Wayne song starts BLASTING on the neighbor's back yard speakers. I'm geeking out cause it feels like everyone here is trying to make me feel comfortable. I wanna go home Bros.... __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-16-2018, 07:17 PM	#4
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I'm just gonna catch a buzz and tell jokes. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-16-2018, 09:28 PM	#8
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Lmfaooo. Wonder if hes still alive __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	You about to fall deep into that lazy boy so Chill Phil __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

06-17-2018, 12:14 AM	#11
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06-16-2018, 08:30 PM	#6
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Lol was gonna say I've seen this flick

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Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899383	gonee @ get out lmao

06-17-2018, 07:43 AM	#13
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Fucking weezy slaying me tho. Lmmfao Hope u made it outta there ok lol __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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06-17-2018, 10:02 AM	#15
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Resident eVII shit __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

06-17-2018, 05:54 PM	#16
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I made it out. Got a decent buzz and beat the fuck out of the GF's dad in ladder ball. The Lil Wayne shit did make me chuckle, not gonna lie. But the more I thought about it, the more fucked up it seemed. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',